I've been saying for years he could be the O&A alumni to die first if he doesn't start eating real food. That is not healthy to be eating Kid Cuisine TV dinners for the past 30 years.
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say my 19 month old son has a more varied diet than Sammie. Tonight, he ate beef with pasta, broccoli, carrots and spinach washed down with water. Sambo would balk at that and request chicken dinosaurs, smiley face fries and a Dr Pepper.
Let me add that I know no one gives a shit what my boy ate for dinner. My point was that my son isn't even a toddler yet but he happily eats more grown-up food than Sam "I might try eggs soon" Roberts.
Who would have thought a diet of chicken nuggets and vegetables wasn't a healthy way to live? Maybe he should hire mick foley to feed him steak once a week.
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34 comments
n/a simon160389 2017-01-06
He should shave his head and grow his beard
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
And get some sleep, get some sun and eat some food that isn't processed.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-06
I've been saying for years he could be the O&A alumni to die first if he doesn't start eating real food. That is not healthy to be eating Kid Cuisine TV dinners for the past 30 years.
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say my 19 month old son has a more varied diet than Sammie. Tonight, he ate beef with pasta, broccoli, carrots and spinach washed down with water. Sambo would balk at that and request chicken dinosaurs, smiley face fries and a Dr Pepper.
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
Let me add that I know no one gives a shit what my boy ate for dinner. My point was that my son isn't even a toddler yet but he happily eats more grown-up food than Sam "I might try eggs soon" Roberts.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-06
Funny pedo uncle sure now give me my upboat and million dollars radio job
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-06
you're a parent we get it
n/a Muted_Post-Horn 2017-01-06
You actually might be on to something
n/a EastSideDan 2017-01-06
He should cut off his head.
n/a JeremyACrosby 2017-01-06
no, he's just ugly.
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
I think you might be on to something, Sir.
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-06
https://youtu.be/A7uH_rQC6fc?t=170
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-06
What about this picture in particular, rather than his homeliness in all other pictures, makes you think that?
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
I think it's the end-of-the-line grey skin tone and the lifeless, defeated gaze. I mean more than usual.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-06
That Red Eye video with the bright light made him look like Sam the town freak of Mulattotown.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-06
SICK OF STABBING PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
ME - Heads on swivels, lambchops!
Die.
n/a SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2017-01-06
Sam was born sick.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-01-06
Well if u consider being bikeracial a sickness then ye
n/a Jackatard 2017-01-06
Sam's clown hair gets me much harder than Anthony's clown hair.
n/a Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-01-06
I made him a more accurateavatar a while back
n/a Bluesmoky 2017-01-06
You've highlited his evolving skull deformation. Nice work, sir 👏
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-01-06
Hopefully.
n/a crunchtimestudio 2017-01-06
FAWK YEAH DVV DVV
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-06
More like fawk DMV tastss
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-06
That picture looks like a band of mutant gang rapists.
n/a cheddarrooster 2017-01-06
sick like a fawkin puppy dvv dvv
n/a Leofan7 2017-01-06
He's got a really slow-moving wasting disease.
n/a dave72988 2017-01-06
Who would have thought a diet of chicken nuggets and vegetables wasn't a healthy way to live? Maybe he should hire mick foley to feed him steak once a week.
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n/a voujon85 2017-01-06
Jimmie got that that HIV glow as well
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-06
And no one is saying anything about the creep on the left??
n/a egates09 2017-01-06
If looking like Larry Fine could be a disease, yes.
n/a georgie_best 2017-01-06
totally sick bro. rad, even
n/a Anarox 2017-01-06
Instead of Bald opie I want black Sam, a little darker everyday until his negrocation completes