Lets hope the Opster meets this guy.

85  2017-01-06 by Frynkiss

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If D'Onofrio went full Pyle on Tits, it would be nice to read about the murder/suicide in the news where they completely leave out the murder victim's name because he's a total nobody.

Vincent D'Onfrio murders large breasted man

If you didnt know who Opie was that would be an odd headline for a news outlet to go with.

You just know Opie would be spear heading the rest of the troops to bully this guy.

ME: now we gotta do push ups while this guy eats a donut? FFFAAWWWWWWWWKKK. Doesn't bother me in the lllleast. Believe me. Period. Now we got Animal Mother on the line from Hanoi and he wants in badly.

Lez be honest. it's so ooobvious to everyone

Him and the philly crew slapping Pyle with their hardened piss socks

I gotta watch that movie again.. who is that again.. private polo? Vurry good sir.

He did 20 years of radio with Ant, like 15 with Jimmy. It would have taken him one lazy weekend to watch the 5-10 movies they constantly quote (which are all classics). I've actually only seen the godfather once, like 10 years ago. I can't quote every line of the movie, but when they quote it, or make a godfather joke I get the reference. I don't mean to seem overly harsh here, but sometimes I get the impression that Opie has put very little effort into his radio career.

His radio career and his life. Literally everything this guy does is done out of laziness and apathy.

"He Carried a golfbag, but never a radio show"
I believe i have to attribute that quote to KiefLogic from the RoganBoard but it may have been someone else, its been a while since i was over there.

I think the only movie Tits has watched was Caddyshack.

Did you know opie used to caddy back in highschool. I don't know if he's ever mentioned it on the air.

Don't forget, he didn't caddy for just anybody, he caddied for mobsters.

He did some tings for 'em. Things he can't talk about because, ya know...

"He Carried a golfbag, but never a radio show" I believe i have to attribute that quote to KiefLogic from the RoganBoard but it may have been someone else, its been a while since i was over there.

He also watched that ONE scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles of "You Want to Hurt me?" because that's the only thing he talks about whenever it's brought up or even when it's not to be honest.

It really speaks to Tit's self confusion and hurt when betrayed by those he "helped".

Remember when Patrice was like batman forever was awesome and opie was like YES YES ITS THE BEST and Patrice said oh wait no I meant batman begins and opie goes oh yeah that's what I meant too

Why couldn't Opie have had a stroke, gone into a coma and died :(

I ask that myself everyday. It's "sad" at first for the guys, but then Patrice steps in as a host and everyone forgets about tits

Jimmy just threw down the gauntlet, HOLY SHIT!!!

REMINDER - PRIVATE PILE HAS SMALLER TITS THAT OPIE.

Opie, ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

I think Steve C should have gone out like that

So should you, faggot

haha

Are those live rounds?

YESSS!

"Is that you John Wayne? Is that you at FH Riley's at the heart of Huntington, home of Brother Wease?"

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?"

CENTERPORT? THEY'VE ONLY GOT DEERS AND QUEERS OUT IN CENTERPORT AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A DEER TO ME!

"Well I would say you could kick my ass, once you pump the breast milk from your TIIEITS."

"I'd admire your honesty. Hell I like you Margera, you can come over to my house and fuck my wife."

Opie's in a world of shit alright

Only competent DJs and queers come from Centreport, Long Island and you don't much look like a competent DJ to me, so that kind of narrows it down now, doesn't it.

This sub is a collection of disgusting fat-bodies!

I'd rather watch Kingpin fuck up Opie.

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Oh I get it. Because of the recent stuff that happened. Cool.

Jimmy just chimed in

Fuck that, this mother fucker is also the Kingpin. I'd rather run into this slob than the Kingpin.

ha haha hahaha

naht funny

Patrice was the last and only good thing about the "O and A show" before its inevitable demise.

This guy looks like he caught the O and A "virus", that's what me n the fellas call it! The "virus", is when you get hooked to O and A, and then you tell your friends! Then your friends love O and A and the "virus" gets passed on! Do you.....GET IT? (And by "it" I'm referring to the "virus".

Hi...Joke-Ruiner

this is my hold on this is my fawk