Norm MacDonald on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

39  2017-01-06 by BabyDinosaurHead

39 comments

Maybe I'm biased but I think this is one of the best episodes ever.

It's definitely above the norm.

THE POPE SAID CUNT.

where are you watching this? It's not up on the site. Friggin' Krisitn Wiig is.

Some dude leaked it.

Ah....I went to the link from the OP and my computer crashed.

I wish your car did.

ZING!

A man among men.

Knowing Norms deathly fear of cars, and the fact that it was raining and seinfeld was literally driving a tin can, makes this incredibly fantastic...And when jerry said norm looked liked bernie madoff I spit my seltzer.

I love Norm but goddamn he looks and speaks like he's 80 years old now, guess that's what a shitload of xanax will do to you

He's always talked like that.

He was much quicker in the 90's when he was on Conan. And he was in his late 30's back then.

That guy sounds hot.

Say another cross word about Mr.MacDonald and i'll knock your block off ya nincompoop.

LANGUAGE!

Oh you guys.

Also gigantic buckets of fucking kentucky fried chicken.

It's all that count chocula.

Norm looks like a ventriloquist's dummy, or like he's had a couple too many garlic knots from Comet Ping-Pong.

Sam Simon, RIP, had that same look. Artie recently implied Sam played for the homosexual team.

Either way, he's Canadian.

Sam was probably fucking rentboys.

Norm, i honestly dont fucking know whats going on with him. He looks terrible.

Sam used to hang out with Howard Stern's "stylist", Ralph "Ralphie Cakes" Cirella.

The guy was worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and he was hanging out with Ralph.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 AIDS.

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yTAkAe4A1DY/VQ6W9Zu1WBI/AAAAAAAAVO0/Wg7B7l5YFbw/s1600/images.jpg

Norm tested Ralph for 'gay' and Ralph failed. Norm had his hand in his lap for 5 minutes (this is from a Stern interview, actually happened, norm telling it is funny as fuck)

But yeah, Sam was always the kind of "hidden" effeminate he thought nobody saw, but everyone noticed.

Do you know when Norm tested Ralph for the gay?

They gave Ralph a lie detector test back in the 90s to see if he was gay. That guy Ed "he was being deceptive" Torian administered it.

"OJ had -22. He (Ralph) had -53."

Good work

Jerry Seinfeld is the shit. Not only does he have Norm, the greatest comic ever, on his show. But he doesn't play that PC bullshit, seeing it as a major issue for comedians. He also stood behind Kramer when he said the N word. Finally a comedian who uses his power for good.

And he doesnt even need to, his stand up is clean as fuck. I have tickets to see him this year.

Stahp laughing it's naht funny!

Him calling out Seth Meyer was great

Him not condemning comedians who make anti-pc jokes and statements isn't the same as supporting them. It's abstaining from judgment instead of vocal approval.

But he is the shit though, so I don't care. He starred in the greatest sitcom ever and stayed low key, he more than deserves his wealth and power

Probably important to note he only really started working clean so he could get on the night talk circuit (the only way for comedians to get fame back then).

I love Seinfield the show, and Jerry as a person is cool, I just don't think his standup is funny. Him bragging that he's being doing some of the same jokes since the 80's too is nuts.

Agreed, although I'd see him live just to see him work his craft live, he's a master at it, the material is a little bland for my tastes. Also, the last time he was here, the cheapest ticket was $75-$100, and I saw Stanhope here a year or so ago for like $15.

I am not talking about being clean....clean and PC are entirely different

I'm just being autistic and sharing facts on standup, friend

hey, no problem sir, by all means share away. Just making a friendly observation!

And people say this sub is full of assholes.

Why did you link to some shitty ass site. Upload it to YouTube or Vimeo or something.

Do it yourself.

Nope.

Eating Count Chocula all by Myself

I don't know any other comedian that has the timing Norm has.

Thanks, Mr. Head.

That's a top-3 episode, for sure, along with the Letterman and Chris Rock episodes.

Much like a cbanks tweet, it kind of restores your faith in humanity.

Anyone else wonder how many times Norm thinks "How many times do I have to pretend to laugh at this Jew motherfuckers jokes?"

Sam used to hang out with Howard Stern's "stylist", Ralph "Ralphie Cakes" Cirella.

The guy was worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and he was hanging out with Ralph.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 AIDS.

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yTAkAe4A1DY/VQ6W9Zu1WBI/AAAAAAAAVO0/Wg7B7l5YFbw/s1600/images.jpg

Agreed, although I'd see him live just to see him work his craft live, he's a master at it, the material is a little bland for my tastes. Also, the last time he was here, the cheapest ticket was $75-$100, and I saw Stanhope here a year or so ago for like $15.

I am not talking about being clean....clean and PC are entirely different