At 21 I was out getting puss left and right. So the fact you're here posting on a message board with a bunch of old dudes shows what a fucking loser you are. You shouldn't feel good about your life cause it stinks.

Exactly. I kill time on this shit sub while I do my lucrative grown up job. This is something the OP most likely won't experience since he's wasting his young life trying to start shit here. He's going to turn into what we make fun of but he doesn't realize it yet.

I work 3 days a week and do consulting on the side. I'm single with no kids and have a house on the lake. Life's going pretty well for me. Also, I have 0 OUIs, which I was unaware was something that was super badass.

Yes, a 21 year old consultant. Just what grown ups look for. Is it Avon or Amway? Or a Just Jewlery consultant? Zija Moringa supplements?

But I'm 33. What the hell are you going on about?

Sorry, thought you were OP. But IF he was doing the things that you were HE'D be a douche. You're ok in my book, though 🖒

Fuck your book, stupid.

Fuck your pretending to know what a book is, stupid.

too shay, cocksucker!

This was fun but I hope you're not SAMCRO. I'm not looking trouble. I just wanna ride my moped in peace.

if you're being honest, there's no way you actually feel good about your life

I saw Opie a few months ago on the 1 train. I felt nothing.

OUI? How about a fucking Uber you bag of shit?

i'm pretty sure when he's done "fighting" his third and fourth charge, he will have no choice but to uber for the rest of his life

BUT HE WOULDN'T BE HUMBLED BY THE OPESTER LIKE I WOULD

Dude, didn't you hear? Putting other people's lives in danger because you're a piece of shit is fucking radical as hell bro.

I'm reading this from my office, in my house, that is paid for, while my wife is doing laundry. Yeah I'm humbled by Opie.

Post pics of her asshole

Is the comma deliberately or accidentally missing? The imagination runs wild

Punctuation yumour.... 😂

Get a load of this guy here.

You are so hard.

I think we found the next generation of the shit was so cash meme.

I'm not getting married until they legalize marriage for the gayz.

I make a lot of money and hang out with all the freshest dudes.

You're a self-important, rambling asshole in trouble with the law. You've already hit most of the benchmarks to be a part of this sub.

Opie would bend you over and humble you

I live a remarkably successful, stable, and happy life. I am well-educated, and self-aware. I clearly make better decisions than you, which is why I have a license instead of children. I'm also fawkin hilareeus and got a big fawkin peckah.

All of this is true whether or not you choose to believe me. And it's why I love it here: I enjoy mocking those who are my intellectual and personal lessers. And no matter how bad, boring, or unrewarding my life may become I'll never be a needy, illiterate cucklord raising the retarded lovechild of an alcoholic skateboarder/stunt boy; a self-hating, pock-faced ephebophilic Berber; an emotionally crippled and appearance/status-obsessed closeted pervert; an obese, toy-obsessed manchild; or a frightening, spandex-obsessed mongoloid.

There are two things that plague me, though.. I'll never be as cool as Dennis Falcone and I'll never smile as sweetly as Travis Dogg =[

Hudson, your "dad" is a douche. Now go take a picture of mommy in the shower for us.

Hey bro wtf you do? This sub is for cynical fun/humor. If you are here to feel better about yourself then you are already a failure. I hope the pendulum swings your way.

I bet you never smoked pot or drank beers in school.

This was fun but I hope you're not SAMCRO. I'm not looking trouble. I just wanna ride my moped in peace.