This is SquiggleNuts McStangleJew, was hopin' to get one of them errrrrr bikini waxes!

15  2017-01-05 by Always_Classy69

12 comments

Still a huge douche!

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I was over at your store yesterday and you filled my gloves with peanut butter!

That didn't happen sir

Yeah well it did.

I wanna see the scalpin movie. ...

What's your funny name?!

"Thank you for calling Chicago Van Rentals."

"This is Rob Tardfather and we need to have a chat about the customer service your employees gave my son when he tried to bring the van back!"

WHOOOO??!?

Hey this is Frothy McButterstick and you sold me a fridge with bees in it!

This is Bleachtips McSoulpatch. I bought shampoo from your store, and the bottle was full of licorice!