"Ah I see it. Phil from Kentucky writes... man Phil is a regular, good guy, free pie at FH Rileys for you Phil. Anyway Ant, he writes <insert nonsensical joke>... [queue Ant fake laughter and silence from Jim] Vurrry good Phil. Anyway, back to the story, so these kids kidnapped a guy..."
This shit right here. I am done listening to O&A, once certain things have been brought to attention I cannot suspend disbelief as to how terrible Opie is. It was tolerable back then.
" Hold on hold on. I think we have a bit here. Alright call in if you've been kidnapped by a black guy. We got leroidianhaus from Los Angeles on the phone. Hey leroidianhaus, how's the Lakers, Dodgers, Rams, Clippers season going?"
"Uh, The Lakers are doing-"
"I gotta tell you, I GOTTA TELL YOU, I've always considered the Lakers to be my West Coast team. When I'm out there, I always cheer for 'em."
"But they gotta get their shit together. Last year, they won the championship back when they got their shit together but right now they got to get their shit back together. I keep telling you man."
16 comments
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-01-05
you re-created that same awful feeling perfectly. Bravo
n/a Dawgsie 2017-01-05
"Ah I see it. Phil from Kentucky writes... man Phil is a regular, good guy, free pie at FH Rileys for you Phil. Anyway Ant, he writes <insert nonsensical joke>... [queue Ant fake laughter and silence from Jim] Vurrry good Phil. Anyway, back to the story, so these kids kidnapped a guy..."
n/a KenFrezno 2017-01-05
This shit right here. I am done listening to O&A, once certain things have been brought to attention I cannot suspend disbelief as to how terrible Opie is. It was tolerable back then.
n/a Roland1232 2017-01-05
I swear he must have done it out of spite, because some of the feedback he read was 'that's what she said!'-grade humor.
n/a LevStrauss 2017-01-05
Where we at with scalping retards?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-05
behind on schedule
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-01-05
Its making a comeback. Finally
n/a blackirishlad 2017-01-05
not as effective as throwing them off cliffs as babies
n/a Wellshiteinabucket 2017-01-05
It's only considered a kidnapping because the victim had the acumen of a 6 year old.
n/a Belchides 2017-01-05
" Hold on hold on. I think we have a bit here. Alright call in if you've been kidnapped by a black guy. We got leroidianhaus from Los Angeles on the phone. Hey leroidianhaus, how's the Lakers, Dodgers, Rams, Clippers season going?"
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-05
"Uh, The Lakers are doing-" "I gotta tell you, I GOTTA TELL YOU, I've always considered the Lakers to be my West Coast team. When I'm out there, I always cheer for 'em."
n/a Belchides 2017-01-05
"But they gotta get their shit together. Last year, they won the championship back when they got their shit together but right now they got to get their shit back together. I keep telling you man."
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-05
"Man, this is great. We gotta start talking more sports on the show."
n/a TheScarletR 2017-01-05
Its spinning like a slot machine!!
n/a quasi100 2017-01-05
20 minutes later
we have dickfart the trucker on the line
'hey opie you had a great line that everybody missed' 'thanks i get one in once in a while'
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-05
And panicky Jim shows up. "We heard it. There was just so much going on right then."