I was wondering the same. Will the court documents be made public, so he thought he'd get ahead of it with his wry and sly, devil-may-care, sideways delivery that we've all come to love?
Can you even imagine how much we would have lost our shit, if Dani was the one to get that info out? Or forget us, the media would totally run that story, if it came out trhat way.
He had to give "something" up to make his side sound more believable.
Nobody would believe him if he stood by the "i never even touched her!" line, so by admitting to something small, he's trying to be like look, im not perfect, i made some mistakes, but they weren't all that bad.
Its like when you get caught stealing something, instead of denying you took it, you say "oh yeah, i took it, but i thought s-and-so didn't want it anymore. here, have it back! see? no problem!"
you admit to a smaller crime to cover up the bigger one.
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n/a stinksskc 2017-01-04
He was drunk
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-01-04
To drum up interest in his new book, entitled "(if) I bit it."
n/a placermutka 2017-01-04
well done
n/a satsamsit 2017-01-04
I was wondering the same. Will the court documents be made public, so he thought he'd get ahead of it with his wry and sly, devil-may-care, sideways delivery that we've all come to love?
n/a suchanjv 2017-01-04
That's also my theory. It would be made public someday, so might as well get it over with now.
n/a HallwayChairOpie 2017-01-04
What's the point of being Count Blacula if you don't use your fangs?
n/a jokopolis 2017-01-04
I love count blacula
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-04
I don't know anyone who calls himself a man that hasn't bitten off a bitches finger at least once. Deal with it
n/a georgie_best 2017-01-04
because its pretty funny?
n/a ofnaturalhistory 2017-01-04
That's the bit!
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-04
Can you even imagine how much we would have lost our shit, if Dani was the one to get that info out? Or forget us, the media would totally run that story, if it came out trhat way.
This is a lot better for him.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-04
Let's just be thankful he did. I'm amazed that this dead radio show continues to give us material.
n/a lemskroob 2017-01-04
He had to give "something" up to make his side sound more believable.
Nobody would believe him if he stood by the "i never even touched her!" line, so by admitting to something small, he's trying to be like look, im not perfect, i made some mistakes, but they weren't all that bad.
Its like when you get caught stealing something, instead of denying you took it, you say "oh yeah, i took it, but i thought s-and-so didn't want it anymore. here, have it back! see? no problem!"
you admit to a smaller crime to cover up the bigger one.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-01-04
the old limited hangout
n/a telemecanique 2017-01-04
because court documents will be public soon? I am guessing... and one of you autists (that I'm very proud of) would find it very quickly
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-01-04
Have the past three years of his sitcom-esque life not already proved that he is immensely stupid?
n/a Billyassman 2017-01-04
Yes..O.J. Simpson is laughing at this dumb fuck.
n/a Plastic_Pin 2017-01-04
Oh he seems like such an innocent guy in the whole incident. "yeah- I bit her. I was pissed off"
Ummm that's considered assault faggot. The exact thing you said you never did.
n/a jokopolis 2017-01-04
I love count blacula