...FUCK!!! laugh track plays

Living in his apartment from October to Christmas and he was still taking her out for dinner and shit. Ant is a NEXT LEVEL sicko.

Sue Lightning fits into Anthony's yawning anus.

what did ant no address Everything that made him look bad

Why do you wear an Estelle Getty wig dyed black?

The mysterious white powder under the table.

I still wanna know if Beavis has cancer or not.

This sub. Thats who the presentation was for.

Did anyone care about all that show other than this sub?

did he hide the cocaine or flush it down the toilet?

The ribs. And not the ones that gave Patrice the sugars.

I can understand why he wouldn't want to admit that he's still drinking, or why he didn't want to address the white powder, but how could he not reveal where his gun actually was?

I seriously doubt that the white powder was coke. Unless he's buying it by the suitcase.

What's this whole white powder thing?

guns are gone for now, or so he hopes, he made that clear. Ant is the real nice guy, also a drunkard, but mostly an old sap, I could easily see him letting her live in the apartment just to be nice after they broke up and when shit the fan not being able to evict her because that's how the stupid laws go (it takes months).

Probably let her stay there cause god knows what she knows.

Who called the cops? Why did they let him go the first time they were called and why did they come back?

His homosexuality.

Which Panera location was it?

I just don't quite get why you have to plead guilty to "criminal obstruction of breathing" if there's no evidence you ever did that, and then eventually have the charges reduced to something closer to what you actually did. Just because a trial would be more time consuming than the conditions of the plea deal?

Because he completely lie about all of that

Defense lawyers and prosecutors haggle because it's just a business deal. It's pretty common to plead down to something that everyone knows you didn't do. It's weird shit man it really makes those crime statistics that Ant loves so much seem a little less accurate.

Is there footage from inside the house on the surveillance DVR that is "in custody"

Where's lindz Bella.

Why don't you take my calls when I call the hotline?

Can me and the Florida crew come over again.

What happened to the groceries?

Ant gotta a dani's rib hurtin today

I know he's always made mY ribs hurt, all th good chuckles right fellas?

Why doesn't he suck off tits already

Why did he lose his gun and Coke

Why was a girl you weren't fucking living in your apartment?

Because he's insane. Same reason he still HUNG OUT WITH HER AND TOOK HER TO DINNER.

Where did Sue Lightning fit in to the story?

She was the next girl he fucked. I didn't know Italians served cocktail weinies but I guess "it's 2016". Maybe he wants to circumcise her with his teeth like a Mohel.

What about Dani's broken ribs?

He addressed that she was covered with bruises and implied it was from someone else. Honestly, I'd believe that as much as I'd believe what Dani said.

Where the fuck is your gun?

He said he was scared she'd get his gun. I believe Anthony on this.

I don't know about the guy, really. Why the fuck would you let an an insane young woman sleep at your $5k a month (probably) apartment and take her out to dinner if you're not fucking with her? But, he is crazy. It's a weird situation but the laws are fucked up, who knows. Maybe that 60 year old will stop acting as stupid.

My father's cousin has a family history of heart issues despite all being skinny and healthy otherwise. I suspect Ant has something similar. If that was me, I'd fucking throw all the booze in my house out and eat nothing but grilled chicken and dry toast for the rest of my life, but hey. Guy's a fucking weirdo moron.

My father's cousin has a family history of heart issues despite all being skinny and healthy otherwise. I suspect Ant has something similar. If that was me, I'd fucking throw all the booze in my house out and eat nothing but grilled chicken and dry toast for the rest of my life, but hey.

Finally someone has the guts to just say what we're all thinking. The most concerning aspect of this whole debacle was Ant eating at Ruth's Chris; that's just not a heart-healthy menu they have.

Oh my dear don't I know it! And so does my waistline oh goodness dear!

Address? What is he an envelope or something

Whether the rehab was for booze or pills

Did anyone care about all that show other than this sub?