Keep it under your hat, but a source close to Opie told me that the sticking point for october's contract was indeed a cupholder.
SirusXM didn't mind the expense, but they didn't want to just give one to Opie or else it wouldn't be fair. The big tantrum was because they gave cupholders to all the hosts, and it made Opie feel like he wasn't special. He agreed to take a significant pay cut if it meant Jim wouldn't get a cup holder. XM shrewdly didn't let tits know that Jim's area didn't have space for a cup holder.
Opie confided in my source that he was hoping Jim would storm out of the studio in the new year when he noticed he was without cupholder. Opie's plans were scuppered earlier today when Sam "accidently" broke the cup. My source believes Jim offered sexual favours in return for this cupholder assassination.
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n/a oceanic231 2017-01-03
Settle down, Matthew.
n/a faustok 2017-01-03
Keep it under your hat, but a source close to Opie told me that the sticking point for october's contract was indeed a cupholder.
SirusXM didn't mind the expense, but they didn't want to just give one to Opie or else it wouldn't be fair. The big tantrum was because they gave cupholders to all the hosts, and it made Opie feel like he wasn't special. He agreed to take a significant pay cut if it meant Jim wouldn't get a cup holder. XM shrewdly didn't let tits know that Jim's area didn't have space for a cup holder.
Opie confided in my source that he was hoping Jim would storm out of the studio in the new year when he noticed he was without cupholder. Opie's plans were scuppered earlier today when Sam "accidently" broke the cup. My source believes Jim offered sexual favours in return for this cupholder assassination.
The saga continues.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-01-03
You don't see a good "scupper" very often.
n/a PsychoticPixel 2017-01-03
I heard opie offered up his wife to one of the bosses for a cup holder.
n/a kevin121312 2017-01-03
The boss declined citing that he would never fuck anyone that opie fucked. The list included Jimmy, Ant and Sam, as well.
n/a faustok 2017-01-03
Then why turn down Opie's wife?
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-03
Opie should be ashamed that this is an entirely plausible & credible shit post.