Von Decarlo will be doing a roast battle next month. Will Patrice be there to support her?

24  2017-01-03 by spinuch

48 comments

Perhaps not.

He's arriving by ferry with Lady Di at the helm. May they both rest in peace.

Oh no, they're both dead. They probably won't be attending.

I get the feeling Patrice would hold her participation in the highest contempt.

/u/ThePRRattlesnake why Von? Seriously. No one will feel comfortable going after her poor money management skills or her giant waxed forehead.

The public relations rattlesnake

Aminah challenged her. I think Von has been performing for while now btw.

Can I battle /u/cbanks420lol if I officially challenge him? We've both been performing for while now btw.

Yes.

Will it be archived on gas digital media?

More than likely. We may be moving live stream off gas digital though and archiving on youtube only. The comics can ask it to not be archived if they want though so nothing is guaranteed.

That should be your signup pitch, "Gas Digital, Nothing's Guaranteed."

Do the challengers have to use their own material? If Von uses a ghost writer what would be the point?

"Ghost" writer, I get it

Von takes the stage with an index card that says, "Knock this shit off you goofy bitch."

Pretty sure that last word is incorrect.

because patrice is a ghost or because she's a spook

Who is this Aminah megastar and when did she rise to first name-only status?

I knew once those titties started to save she would try comedy

That bio that says her daughters name is Amilyon Oneal is a joke right?

i'm notilyon awright

So Patrice was a cuck right?

nah, he just got trapped.

All that shit that he said about 'training his bitch' and in the end, it was he who was getting worked over.

Ah Patrice! Ah humanity!

Ah, obesity!

Because he was a fucking retard. I don't get why this sub worships him.

Of course. People get called a cuck for less. Patrice was a huge cuckold faggot. This sub complains about ballwashers, but they ballwasher this dead nigger hardcore.

He did have some good points about salmon and honey and stuff...

What, you don't think Patrice would have liked that sketch?

I think he'd rather be dead.

Muthafucka reincarnating and shit just to Ike Turner that leech.

That's a big ass head gawd damn

"When Bae Trying To Be Sexy But She Clumsy!!!!😭😭😭😭"

lmfao i cant even

Ugh...

I wonder who she is fucking her these days as she passes time until the next chance she gets to cash in on her dead boyfriends name

got a niggas teef showin today

as a parent, and someone who watched patrice's abortion of a sketch show. this single skit was somehow more well produced than his entire "series".

not saying its funny, just sayings all

How does anyone find a woman with dreadlocks for "hair" sexy?

I hope Von makes it to the finals and Zac Amico has a go at her. She'll quit life.

That will be the easiest roast in history.

Wish she was going against someone who will destroy her

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Every time I try to see Mookie Thompson, it's always a night that I'm working. Dammit!

The mooster is a real beast and a real problem

I'm sure his act will.

That benefit money will.

NBA Hall of Famer Alex English will be there too.

I'm sure he'll be there in spirit. Get it?

So this is modern comedy? Nobodies hurling hack insults at other never-beens?

Nobodies and Geno Bisconte, yes.

The funny part is the judging

I think it has a lot to do with casual comedy fans' attention spans.

Von Decarlo

Why do I feel like this is the name of a historic mobster?

Only her and the mob could extort a shit ton of money from the innocent.

I read that as Yvonne DeCarlo. Thought she was dead and I'm right.

Who Gives a Fuck vs Who Gives a Fuck