Chuck Berry farts into a hookers mouth

11  2017-01-03 by [deleted]

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Well, I never thought the words "Chuck Berry sex tape" would ever find their way into my browser history, but here we are.

WTF did I just read?

The words of a great man.

I can't kiss you, it smells like piss.

I can't kiss you, it smells like piss.

If I was black, all I'd ever do is fart and piss on white women. God bless Chuck.

R. Kelly too.

The audio to this would be used as drops on a local radio show all the time while I was growing up, especially the "rrriiiipppp You can smell my fart!"

I can't picture Chuck Berry without realizing he's also a twisted scat freak.

You don't want to play with his dingaling?

"It's a free country, LIVE HOW YOU WANNA LIVE!"

Ive been hanging out/sort of seeing a porn star, and the stories she tells me are just insane. (Haven't fucked her yet, working on it)

She said (she wouldn't tell me who) a pretty big name porn star got an offer at AVN in Vegas last year from a guy who sent her a message hand-delivered to her. It said to come to an expensive hotel room that will be dark, he'll be laying on the floor. There will be an envelope with TEN THOUSAND dollars cash inside. All she has to do is walk in the room, hike up her skirt, and....shit in his mouth.

She did it. I've never heard of anyone making an easier or more enjoyable 10k in my life.

Finally my xhamster searches will return a result. I thought I was being too specific.