This subreddit and Anthony's hairline walk into the Helium bar on January 5th. The bartender says...

22  2017-01-02 by Ant_Sucks

"No plugs!"

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And then we all stay for a murderous hour of comedy from Rich Vos

An hour? Holy hell. I figured that prick had 10-15 minutes of sub par material at best.

A good 15 and then 45 of "nice shirt" crowd work equals an hour.

Firsht of all... theresh no shecond of all

They are individually placed comments on this subreddit.

Here'sh the thing....

Are butt plugs allowed? Mines lodged pretty far up, I don't see it coming out to be honest

Spark plug?

Looks like you're gonna need to pink socks it tonight.