I don't get the dudes at his age that solely listen to butt rock, and then only dumbass NWOAHM bands like Killswitch Engage and Shadows Fall that only tween heshers in 2004 enjoyed. How can you exclusively enjoy only the two very worst styles of white music?
Meh. I was a tween hesher in 04 and although a lot of it was cringey a lot of good bands came out of that period/scene.
And ill say that both Killswitch and Shadows Fall each made probably 2 albums that hold up as good. That was a decade ago though, and Florentine should be shot for purchasing Killswitch merch in the year 2016
And a failed music fan. When someone's musical appreciation & musical taste started/stopped & peaked with bands like Dokken & Stryper it speaks volumes about intellect, awareness & sence of humor If he Jim see unable to see the absurdity & ridiculousness of bands like these that make Spinal Tap look like Mozat then how could he effectively observe the world as a whole & make clever jokes about subjects when his favorite form of entertainment is on the same level of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
He just put out a special he taped like 5 years ago. All the jokes are dated and he has a neon yellow post-it stuck to his shoe the entire show. It's the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm blind.
Not only do they fuckin stink, but they ruined Every Time I Die because they went from sounding like Converge to trying to emulate these fagets. They went on tour with em and became friends and that was it. (For me, at least)
I did, I didn't like any of them. They lost me after Hot Damn. Aaron/Beerwolf was one of my best friends and I was in 2 bands with him, that dude is a fucking genius. He did all the keyboards and stuff on there, and I thought Rat Boy was such a signature part of their sound. I felt like they hit a creative plateau there and were headed for really interesting/innovative stuff, and then that 3rd album came out and was "southern rock infused" bullshit, I was like "What the fuck is this," I felt like they took 9 steps backwards.
They literally kicked Beerwolf out of the band because he wasn't cool enough/didn't fit the image, I was like "fuck these guys." They had a handful of songs I've liked in the proceeding 10+ years, but that was it.
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n/a K1bbler 2017-01-01
And ketchup hating cuckold.
n/a TheScarletR 2017-01-01
You dont like felching cum? What're you, five?
n/a fapworld 2017-01-01
I don't get the dudes at his age that solely listen to butt rock, and then only dumbass NWOAHM bands like Killswitch Engage and Shadows Fall that only tween heshers in 2004 enjoyed. How can you exclusively enjoy only the two very worst styles of white music?
n/a PauxFas 2017-01-01
They only like music that was in guitar hero 2
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-01-01
Well, you see, they're down with the sickness (gout)
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-01-01
Meh. I was a tween hesher in 04 and although a lot of it was cringey a lot of good bands came out of that period/scene.
And ill say that both Killswitch and Shadows Fall each made probably 2 albums that hold up as good. That was a decade ago though, and Florentine should be shot for purchasing Killswitch merch in the year 2016
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-01
Say only again
n/a anarchronism 2017-01-01
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiCl8O1hKLRAhUQxWMKHWXRAUEQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffallout.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FVault_Boy&psig=AFQjCNHG_5NV30TA2R3xvNSFc7dKwASqEg&ust=1483397485247521
n/a anarchronism 2017-01-01
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/c3/Fallout3e.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090201113849
n/a Hantaviral 2017-01-01
his arms look better than my hamster-like limbs
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-01
57 year old men with concert shirts are always the ones to look to to know what is cool or manly.
Florentine is a one trick faggot.
Tune in next week for awful facebook posts part 509345, because he hasn't driven that bit into the fucking ground yet.
n/a wburn42167 2017-01-01
And failed husband....
n/a crookedmile 2017-01-01
And failed comedian....
n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-01
And a failed music fan. When someone's musical appreciation & musical taste started/stopped & peaked with bands like Dokken & Stryper it speaks volumes about intellect, awareness & sence of humor If he Jim see unable to see the absurdity & ridiculousness of bands like these that make Spinal Tap look like Mozat then how could he effectively observe the world as a whole & make clever jokes about subjects when his favorite form of entertainment is on the same level of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-01
He just put out a special he taped like 5 years ago. All the jokes are dated and he has a neon yellow post-it stuck to his shoe the entire show. It's the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm blind.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-01-01
How many fingers am I holding up?
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-01
I'm blind, can't read this.
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-01-01
If you listen to Kill Switch Engage and are over the age of 18 you deserve to be castrated.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-01
Not only do they fuckin stink, but they ruined Every Time I Die because they went from sounding like Converge to trying to emulate these fagets. They went on tour with em and became friends and that was it. (For me, at least)
n/a CD87x 2017-01-01
You obviously haven't listened to the last 3 albums. From Parts Unknown was actually produced by Kurt from Converge.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-01
I did, I didn't like any of them. They lost me after Hot Damn. Aaron/Beerwolf was one of my best friends and I was in 2 bands with him, that dude is a fucking genius. He did all the keyboards and stuff on there, and I thought Rat Boy was such a signature part of their sound. I felt like they hit a creative plateau there and were headed for really interesting/innovative stuff, and then that 3rd album came out and was "southern rock infused" bullshit, I was like "What the fuck is this," I felt like they took 9 steps backwards.
They literally kicked Beerwolf out of the band because he wasn't cool enough/didn't fit the image, I was like "fuck these guys." They had a handful of songs I've liked in the proceeding 10+ years, but that was it.
n/a oceanic231 2017-01-01
Jim Florentine, the most average looking man in the world.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-01-01
He has a slight Roddy Piper look though, doesn't he
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-01-01
Let's hope his heart gives out too.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-01-01
He got cucked so hard it made the news.
n/a unclepaul84 2017-01-01
His wife must have been so sexually frustrated. What a failure of husband he was to not to be able to satisfy her.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-01
Mmmm a tall muscular nypd cop. She probably had him use the handcuffs and then gushed like a fountain.
n/a aftershave 2017-01-01
That young policeman who was banging his wife Killswitched his engagement
n/a CCRed95 2017-01-01
lol fucking killswitch engage
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-01-01
I like Florentine
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-01-01
Can't wait for this week's podcast, I hear he's gonna go over a list of things he doesn't like.
n/a Hola-amigos 2017-01-01
I can't wait, Florentine never gets old......
n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-01
Rowdy Roddy Pipecleaner
n/a CD87x 2017-01-01
You obviously haven't listened to the last 3 albums. From Parts Unknown was actually produced by Kurt from Converge.