Rock n Roll Enthusiast

14  2017-01-01 by unclepaul84

31 comments

And ketchup hating cuckold.

You dont like felching cum? What're you, five?

I don't get the dudes at his age that solely listen to butt rock, and then only dumbass NWOAHM bands like Killswitch Engage and Shadows Fall that only tween heshers in 2004 enjoyed. How can you exclusively enjoy only the two very worst styles of white music?

They only like music that was in guitar hero 2

Well, you see, they're down with the sickness (gout)

Meh. I was a tween hesher in 04 and although a lot of it was cringey a lot of good bands came out of that period/scene.

And ill say that both Killswitch and Shadows Fall each made probably 2 albums that hold up as good. That was a decade ago though, and Florentine should be shot for purchasing Killswitch merch in the year 2016

Say only again

his arms look better than my hamster-like limbs

57 year old men with concert shirts are always the ones to look to to know what is cool or manly.

Florentine is a one trick faggot.

Tune in next week for awful facebook posts part 509345, because he hasn't driven that bit into the fucking ground yet.

And failed husband....

And failed comedian....

And a failed music fan. When someone's musical appreciation & musical taste started/stopped & peaked with bands like Dokken & Stryper it speaks volumes about intellect, awareness & sence of humor If he Jim see unable to see the absurdity & ridiculousness of bands like these that make Spinal Tap look like Mozat then how could he effectively observe the world as a whole & make clever jokes about subjects when his favorite form of entertainment is on the same level of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

He just put out a special he taped like 5 years ago. All the jokes are dated and he has a neon yellow post-it stuck to his shoe the entire show. It's the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm blind.

How many fingers am I holding up?

I'm blind, can't read this.

If you listen to Kill Switch Engage and are over the age of 18 you deserve to be castrated.

Not only do they fuckin stink, but they ruined Every Time I Die because they went from sounding like Converge to trying to emulate these fagets. They went on tour with em and became friends and that was it. (For me, at least)

You obviously haven't listened to the last 3 albums. From Parts Unknown was actually produced by Kurt from Converge.

I did, I didn't like any of them. They lost me after Hot Damn. Aaron/Beerwolf was one of my best friends and I was in 2 bands with him, that dude is a fucking genius. He did all the keyboards and stuff on there, and I thought Rat Boy was such a signature part of their sound. I felt like they hit a creative plateau there and were headed for really interesting/innovative stuff, and then that 3rd album came out and was "southern rock infused" bullshit, I was like "What the fuck is this," I felt like they took 9 steps backwards.

They literally kicked Beerwolf out of the band because he wasn't cool enough/didn't fit the image, I was like "fuck these guys." They had a handful of songs I've liked in the proceeding 10+ years, but that was it.

Jim Florentine, the most average looking man in the world.

He has a slight Roddy Piper look though, doesn't he

Let's hope his heart gives out too.

He got cucked so hard it made the news.

His wife must have been so sexually frustrated. What a failure of husband he was to not to be able to satisfy her.

Mmmm a tall muscular nypd cop. She probably had him use the handcuffs and then gushed like a fountain.

That young policeman who was banging his wife Killswitched his engagement

lol fucking killswitch engage

I like Florentine

Can't wait for this week's podcast, I hear he's gonna go over a list of things he doesn't like.

I can't wait, Florentine never gets old......

Rowdy Roddy Pipecleaner

You obviously haven't listened to the last 3 albums. From Parts Unknown was actually produced by Kurt from Converge.