my mom's going to kiss me

26  2017-01-01 by fish_flower

She called me upstairs to do countdown. I don't want her to hug and kiss me after I've spent the last hour whacking it to anal fisting vids. Help.

23 comments

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-01-01

Slip her some tongue.

n/a  The-Lunger 2017-01-01

Damn it, I didn't realize u beat me to that line.

n/a  Guinness252 2017-01-01

There it is...that's the line right thurrr. Vurrry good. I knew it had to be in there somewhere. You just beat me to it.

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-01-01

Stick a non-consenual finger in her shitter. That'll learn her for wanting to show affection to her son.

n/a  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-01

Does he go second knuckle or third? I feel like first or second knuckle for a middle-aged woman is a tease. He definitely should go in up to the third.

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-01-01

That's his mother for Christ's sake. Absolutely the third. Nothing but the best for that grand old dame.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-01-01

Ask her if she's down to fuck in the new year.

n/a  Mr702law 2017-01-01

Www.literotica.com.

n/a  ChippusMaximus 2017-01-01

I remember that shit from the 90s web. Was as good as porn.

n/a  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-01

You know you enjoy it on some level.

n/a  The-Lunger 2017-01-01

If your slip her some tongue, I guarantee you'll never have to worry about this happening again.

n/a  Slack_Irritant 2017-01-01

this threads gettin me hot how bout you guys?

n/a  Opprobriousness 2017-01-01

I'll kiss her. What's your address?

n/a  steamer100 2017-01-01

Don't zip up before you go upstairs.

n/a  SherrodSmall 2017-01-01

Rape her

n/a  zealot416 2017-01-01

Just make sure you come over here and give yer Uncle Paulie a kiss afterwards.

n/a  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-01

Right on my peckah.

n/a  Ant_Sucks 2017-01-01

She called you upstairs? So you actually live in your mom's basement?

n/a  vadermonkey 2017-01-01

Sick burn bro

n/a  fish_flower 2017-01-01

lol, yes I really do. Temporary tho bro.... temporary.

n/a  crookedmile 2017-01-01

Anal fisting always reminds me of the end of the movie Society.

n/a  ScarletNumbers 2017-01-01

Nice user-name/post combo

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-01

Hopefully it ends up like the mom and son from It Follows.

n/a  nomorecompromise 2017-01-01

All Moms want to do is compare mini van specs, am I right gentlemen? If they figure out how to put breasts on a Roomba the housewife will be the first job taken out by automation, heh heh.

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-01-01

this'll be a real hoot gang