r/opieandanthony: After listening to "rapper/actor/model Little Dicky" and his ads for Trojans...

After listening to "rapper/actor/model Little Dicky" and his ads for Trojans...

3 2016-12-30 by BullsLawDan

... I'd rather gargle Charlie Sheen's cum while Magic Johnson sodomizes me and I cuddle with the corpse of George Michael than buy their rubbers. Advertising works!

27 comments

11 [deleted] 2016-12-30

I see your attitude is a bit laissez faire.

1 copomash 2016-12-30

lol I hate that line. I'm still trying to figure out why he's bringing up an economic system when he's taking about condomns.

n/a LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-12-30

ive never said this and meant it as much as i do now: eat shit and die

n/a copomash 2016-12-30

Thanks sweetheart.

3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-30

I like his White Dude song. He calls himself a kike and denigrates women in it.

https://youtu.be/3rnFlQAvk8U?t=3m21s

7 TotallyNotObsi 2016-12-30

This is horrible.

1 whateverduuu 2016-12-30

"On toppa dat"...

Fuckin yuck

He strikes me as someone that thinks "white privilege" is an actual thing

3 steamer100 2016-12-30

Someone has to say it. The fuck are condoms?

2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-30

Using Trojans is like fucking with a ziploc on your dick. Worst brand ever.

1 enzo_trash 2016-12-30

suggestions?

6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-30

When I did use condoms, I went to condomdepot.com and got the worlds best condom sampler tin. Then, the hard part, find a vagina that will let you fuck it over and over 30 times with different condoms.

Everyone loves Crown Skinless or Kimono. They feel nice but are way the hell too tight. I go with Durex Love (if you can find them). Durex in general is so much better than anything Trojan puts our. I was shocked how bad they are after trying that sampler pack.

3 enzo_trash 2016-12-30

Thanks, I'm gonna keep this in mind next time I'm having unprotected sex.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-30

Yeah I can't even find the condoms I liked so much. It's been a while.

1 enzo_trash 2016-12-30

i dont know if you were being punny with "the hard part" line, but if you find a girl who likes you, it's hard to keep them off of your dick.

try to be a likable person (lying helps)

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-30

I've already completed that part. And lying is essential.

2 copomash 2016-12-30

Who is little dicky ?

1 Mr702law 2016-12-30