Nick Mullen talking about Norton: I dont think Jim thinks Im particularly funny, but enough people around him say I am so he gave me a job"
44 2016-12-29 by TheScarletR
He talks about it at about 50:00 in the latest Cum Town.
Says Kurt vouched for him to write on the VICE show, and Jim was the one who asked to have Nick on J&S and then was "icey" towards him
Anyone who cares probably already knew this but Nick finally laid it out when they were talking about bad guests
117 comments
50 6jesus6christ6 2016-12-29
Jim behaved like Nick wasn't there and was fucking around with an app for the entirety of Nick's most recent appearance on J&S. It was bizarre.
33 Lish_fips89 2016-12-29
It was very strange and extremely annoying.
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24 oceanic231 2016-12-29
And it was probably the most boring point of any J&S show. I lost respect for Jim that day.
23 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-29
not when he re signed with opie, defended amy, stole 61k from fans etc.?
15 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-29
No, he said when.
2 kimchifart 2016-12-29
He ain't called paycheck for nothing.
-2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-29
hes called paycheck because he would call for everyone to lose their paycheck to make a point
16 little-pete-ferguson 2016-12-29
It was a fucking disgrace.
Like Opie throwing to a Bobo call when he felt Jimmy and Ant were having too much fun
44 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
My favoirite Opie/Bobo call moment:
Opie: Why do you alllllways call us!?
Bobo: uh uhh er, you called me---
34 JoshAustin610 2016-12-29
Also reminds me of Fez's impression of Opie: "Erock, why isn't Lady Di on the phone? I told you I don't want to talk to her!"
35 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
Fez killed that impression. I think he had been holding on to that one for years.
5 TotallyNotObsi 2016-12-29
So, he pulled a DL Hugely?
2 InactiveShooter_ 2016-12-29
I think he was going for a bit. It just wasn't a very good one.
11 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-29
i dont think so because nick and sam were trying to get on another subject and jim out of nowhere would bring it up, jim is not that unaware of himself.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-29
Norton is a bitter jealous queen. You can hear his sad jealousy when Soder was on last time.
1 whatisthishere 2016-12-29
Jim was being insane looking for an app to help him make viral videos, Sam was obviously annoyed at him, it didn't really seem to have anything to do with Nick though. On the other hand, Nick was completely serious during the entire interview, and didn't attempt humor. On Nick's podcast, if someone starts rambling he will stop them and say we need comedy in this. I've never seen Jim or Nick act that way, so maybe something was going on.
n/a daddymanlong 2016-12-29
I guess it's hard to know if nick is being funny without a fat whoop machine gun laughing after something he's said.
47 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-29
Jim is turning into Opie.
18 johnnymcjonny 2016-12-29
It was weird how toward the end of the O&A/O&J shows Jimmy was talking about guests he specifically blacklisted but also furious when they couldn't get certain comics. Like his anger at Jonah Hill and how he got so pissed when Marc Maron did Howard before them, he sounded like bitter, early XM Opie. I didn't even notice it until the whole Colin fight about twitter and they started talking about unnamed comics who Jimmy apparently hated because they wouldn't do his show.
Was he annoyed/paranoid when Burr and Patrice were coming around 2006ish, didn't he say they were trying to replace him or something?
11 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-29
It was Burr when Jim was in LA shooting Lucky Louie.
4 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
Even E-Lo was plotting on replacing him.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-29
cause he was always tired back then too, from what i read on this sub
2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
If by "tired" you mean face-down, hoodie-up, drooling while asleep on the console, then yes he was tired.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-29
turns out he was asian
1 GullibleGilbert 2016-12-29
What do you mean by that?
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1 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-29
When he'd call in it would be 4 or 5 am in California so he was getting ready to go into the studio.
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-29
He was paranoid and they fucked with him by acting like they were under the impression he wasn't coming back and they were auditioning Patrice, Burr, or Vos to see who fit in best when he would call in a few times.
3 johnnymcjonny 2016-12-29
You're right, they kept always being like "Jimmy's huge in LA right now, he's not coming back to us" around that time.
13 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-29
And Patrice speculated he was going to get a chin implant.
2 copomash 2016-12-29
He was also pissy he couldn't play cherry darts (helps "prove" he's straight)
2 kimchifart 2016-12-29
I'm wondering if just getting old turns you into a wretched bitter useless cunt.
2 TriangleDimes 2016-12-29
Colin straight up said he was waiting for Jimmy to leave town so he could hop in and take over. I'm now certain this filled him with dread and insecurity.
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1 theee_tOECUTTEr 2016-12-29
I have anger for jonah hill tho
32 Guinness525 2016-12-29
How many gay-sounding friends do these guys have? I barely like Adam as it is, and now I'm expected to put up with this 32 year old peter puffer Brandon. Christ.
27 dassabessdoe 2016-12-29
I thought they were just calling Adam Brandon as an inside joke, I couldn't tell the difference. They have lazy faggot voices.
21 EskimoEscrow 2016-12-29
Seriously what is the deal with their voices? Lazy faggot really is the best description.
2 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-29
a lot of comics put on a weird affect on their voice during standup and some guys just keep it and barley use their real voice. most standups do it but some are more noticeable like mark normand sounds completely different if he's talking about something serious.
4 hopkraken 2016-12-29
Yeah I lost track of who's who. I liked the early episode where the mercilessly mocked Brandon and made him sit in the corner off mic.
6 dassabessdoe 2016-12-29
Which one is that? Nick is pretty good about trying to give the fans good radio, I really respect that.
1 red19fire 2016-12-29
one of my favorite burns of all time is from that episode when nick said brandon's entire personality is copied & pasted from r/blackpeopletwitter and world star hip hop comments.
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32 Flangirlamt 2016-12-29
He also commented on it at 1:07:50 of episode 30 - "I went on Jim and Sam and he made it very clear that he had no interest in anything I was saying".
And on bonus ep 14 "Adam's Replacement" at 1:00:50 - "Jim got annoyed and started looking at his phone and then eventually just left the studio".
9 theee_tOECUTTEr 2016-12-29
Jim hates him. Don't know why but that's what it is
10 fashanoo 2016-12-29
Cos he's 20 years younger and funny without bringing up trannies ad nauseum.
8 Old_Man_Dummy 2016-12-29
Can you post links cuz I have no idea what any of that is. Also I heard you were a girl, I'm sorry.
7 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
The bonus episodes are harder to link to. Some are posted on /r/cumtown
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-12-29
Why do these shitty podcasts make it so hard to listen to them? I will gladly even pay for them if they're on a platform I can recognize.
3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
It's actually the only online content I pay for. I steal everything. So that's saying a lot...
3 glyde69 2016-12-29
I vaguely remember him making fun of Jimmy on his podcast. Something along the lines of him cracking jokes and trying to be funny and "serious pontifficating Jimmy" kept saying over and over "what do u mean by that?"
1 Proudofyourboy 2016-12-29
Nick also "lost" half of the show where Jim was a guest. Jim is a horrible guest.
28 dankfranklin 2016-12-29
Something's definitely happened to Jim in the past few years. Ever since Mullen mentioned Jim stonewalling his jokes with "What do you mean by that?" I can't stop noticing him doing it. He does it every time Whoo Kid is on. Whoo Kid will say some obviously exaggerated thing about fucking bitches or making money and Jim takes him 100% seriously and presses him for details. What the fuck happened? Is Jim only capable of irony when he's doing a dumb "So bad it's good" character like Kirk Sinnamon or Chip?
32 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
I was recently listening to a Nopie show with Vos & Bonnie and Bonnie noticed that and called Jim on it. Jim took something Vos said literally and Bonnie was like "Jim, youre the quickest guy I know, yet somehow you miss when other people are making a joke to you." And Jim pretty much just said he doesnt know why he does that sometimes.
21 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-29
Aspergers.
9 insertclevereference 2016-12-29
That's because he doesn't listen to other people's material so it won't taint his act. Even when those people are sitting directly across from him on his own show.
0 John_Gulbunny 2016-12-29
Probably because he isn't trying to be funny but to just have an interview
19 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-12-29
What happened to him is smartphones. He is, at best, half paying attention to the conversation at any given time.
20 SteakSauce66 2016-12-29
What do you mean?
5 Bergli 2016-12-29
That he is chatting or browsing the web on his phone while guests are on.
9 TotallyNotObsi 2016-12-29
Say again?
16 oceanic231 2016-12-29
I think it's much simpler than that. I think he's just a lonely, sad, and jealous douchebag who occasionally still possesses the skills to be funny.
8 StutterinPrickYou 2016-12-29
Hes a sober square
2 whatisthishere 2016-12-29
The biggest time he did it was with Jim Jefferies, it just seemed like Norton didn't believe anything he was saying. I might respect that, if Norton is just subtly stonewalling people that he thinks are full of shit.
5 Awkawardsilence 2016-12-29
He doesn't think they're full of shit. He feels threatened by them, so he attempts to derail them to make them seem less funny.
25 doodoopeepees 2016-12-29
Jim is just jealous of Nick's friends Adam and Brandon being able to be explicitly open with their homosexuality.
-7 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-29
Insert penis joke.
20 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-29
Jim doesn't think Nick is funny because Nick's jokes don't reference anything before 1975.
13 NumeroOtto 2016-12-29
jim putting nick on the pay no mind list is probably going to haunt Norton for a long time ... Mullen is funny ... jim was rude enough to make nick be honest about nortons shittyness
12 RealTonySchiavone 2016-12-29
/u/TheRealJimNorton comment?
16 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
He only responds if you directly criticize his interview prep
21 georgie_best 2016-12-29
/u/TheRealJimNorton your interview prep sucks balls
See above comments as to why
0 middie820001 2016-12-29
I know right??
11 spicysandwich80 2016-12-29
Jim wasn't great during that show, but Nick Mullen wasn't funny or interesting on it, either.
Jimmy has his five comic friends and his acquaintances that came up with him, but he isn't that good at making new comedian friends (unless they are pretty blonde girls that will never ever fuck him, I guess).
13 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-29
well it was hard for him to be funny with jim interrupting with the stupid phone app bullshit, he was clearly doing that because he didn't give a fuck about nick, you're telling me he would do any of that if a stupid UFC guy or washed up porn star came in?
jim is so scared of new comics, as he should. jim is the king of comedy when it comes to radio but his stand up is mediocre.
2 spicysandwich80 2016-12-29
I admit in that first post that jim is a weirdo around other comics that don't come from his same background or 50 year old references.
I just don't get why this sub jumps on every up and coming comedian/podcaster like they're the next iteration of O&A. Cumtown just isn't that good.
3 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-29
Actually, it is that good, and you're just gay, bad, and a huge fag. hope this helps
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-29
It's not as good as OnA at their best, but it's pretty funny IMO. I've laughed at a lot of it, which is the goal. I don't laugh at much nowadays. It's better than Jim and Sam, at least.
1 Guinness525 2016-12-29
Obviously Nick is the funniest, but do you find the other two regularly amusing?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-29
Not really. They can sometimes say funny shit but they're really just there for Nick to respond to.
10 zersch 2016-12-29
Mullen probably fucked Kelsey Cook's ass, mouth and cunt and Jim is super jelly.
9 Doom_Art 2016-12-29
I'm not sure about all these fancy stars, but what I can tell ya is Rich Vos will be at the Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo NY tonight, tomorrow, and on the 31st.
5 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-29
Thank god there's still some constancy in this madcap world
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1 SteakSauce66 2016-12-29
Wish I still lived up there.
2 drunk8gods 2016-12-29
Glad I don't live there anymore...other than hitting up Ted's Hot Dogs after a long bender. Those Wegman subs ain't that bad either.
1 SteakSauce66 2016-12-29
Yeah I really don't miss the place. Ted's is good but North Jersey has like three Texas hots places that are better. Sahlen's are fucking nice though.
8 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-29
So it is indeed exactly what it seems like. What misery.
4 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-29
It's a novel by Stephen King.
Edit: and a movie too.
7 georgie_best 2016-12-29
Is he actually funny? I've never really listened to him
20 tags33 2016-12-29
Nick is hysterical.
3 Osca_rg 2016-12-29
Nick sounds like a topical douchebag
2 packitchofsositch 2016-12-29
He's an annoying typical faggot. There's nothing funny about him.
-3 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-29
Hi Nick.
-2 tags33 2016-12-29
Good one bro.
-2 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-29
lol
3 K1bbler 2016-12-29
If Jim Norton doesn't think he's funny he must be the next Pryor.
-6 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-29
no
8 theee_tOECUTTEr 2016-12-29
Nobody here likes you. Your family pretends you don't exist. Die
-5 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-29
Hi Nick.
1 stinksskc 2016-12-29
well you also took your name from the worst season of south park in years
3 theee_tOECUTTEr 2016-12-29
Only because they didn't know what to do when donny actually won and their "do it the week before" production model fell and went boom
-1 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-29
lol
5 boredgeologist 2016-12-29
Both of the times I've heard Jim and Nick together has been horrendous. I don't think Nick gives a fuck, but Jim obviously doesn't like him.
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Nick who? Cum what?
-4 FecklessKing 2016-12-29
Yeah. No clue.
2 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
You guys are so cool
3 packitchofsositch 2016-12-29
Jimmy's right. He's not funny.
3 RichHeads 2016-12-29
Jim is a quirky autistic guy with mountains worth of doubt and self remorse about his own comedic skills. This shouldn't be news to you guys stop pretending like this is a new thing for him. That said Nick Mullen is a pretentious holier than thou Millennial with a shitty podcast, stop pretending he's good.
1 connordon94 2016-12-29
Erock comment?
3 connordon94 2016-12-29
Nick Mullen is the hero O&A fans need but not the one we deserve
3 MedicatedHead 2016-12-29
Nick Mullen is going places.
Jim Norton is staying places.
2 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-29
if you are on top of the world, where else is there to go?
1 MedicatedHead 2016-12-29
If you're sad lonely victim Jimmy, you find the nearest leaky window and jump.
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1 anaLog1989 2016-12-29
Nick isn't that funny, so i don't actually give a fuck. Seems like some of you guys in this sub sure have a huge boner for him.
2 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
No one has a huge boner for him. Jims been on his show, hes been on Jims show, and theyve had some really awkward interactions. Its not crazy to discuss that in this sub
1 anaLog1989 2016-12-29
Not saying it is, I have seen people fanboy over him here in the past. Jim was being an obnoxious twat that day for sure, I just don't see what the BFD about Mullin is.
2 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
I guess Im just speaking for myself. I think hes funny but I dont follow every move he makes or anything.
Also theres a Cum Town subreddit now which should help cut down on Mullen-related stuff here.
n/a daddymanlong 2016-12-29
Nick is so edgy and cool wish I could name a podcast after semen and be sacred to say nigger in context.
n/a TheScarletR 2016-12-29
How the hell did you come across this post a month later?
0 JoeKhurr 2016-12-29
Nick isn't that funny. Jimmy probably thought he was helping Nick already by giving him a platform.
1 TheScarletR 2016-12-29
The whole Opie vs Jimmy fight in 2005 was because Opie completely ignored Sean Rouse on the air and Opies excuse was just that: "WHAT??? ITS VALUABLE AIR TIME, HES GOTTA JUMP IN!!!!" And what does Jim do? Not only put Nick on the pay no mind list, but he actively derailed that show with over an hour of "video app" whining.
Its fine if you dont think Nick is funny but thats really not the discussion here.
20 SteakSauce66 2016-12-29
What do you mean?
11 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-29
i dont think so because nick and sam were trying to get on another subject and jim out of nowhere would bring it up, jim is not that unaware of himself.
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1 Guinness525 2016-12-29
Obviously Nick is the funniest, but do you find the other two regularly amusing?