/r/opieandanthony Best Moments of the year Power Rankings

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Opie losing the show on his own channel

And additionally, all of his vague bs implying that he had " moves " to make which made his falling all the sweeter. He didn't know anything. This titted twit actually thought he was just entitled to his position and salary.

I love his new haircut and I hope he gets another one.

he thought he was just entitled to his position and salary

So spot on... his sense of entitlement, mixed with his 'I grew up dirt poor' bullshit, makes him so incredibly hateable

Officeless Space Opie was a good one as well.

There's so many smaller moments bundled in with that, like him setting up a sad little office in the hallway.

The Sue Lightning/Tranthony saga.

Melissa Stetten becomes the sub's version of Deep Throat by exposing Anthony's sexual dalliances with a handsome/sexy transsexual by the name of Sue Lightning. Doxing would follow, with Brother Joe and his gang of feeble, bisexual bikers threatening to attack the Panera Bread restaurant we work at; and Anthony yelling at us in a drunken, 5am frenzied rage.

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The rise of Antwan Kumiya, the philandering, alcoholic, gun-toting, child-fucking, Tunisian terrorist. It all started with him plowing into 80 or so people in Nice, France, which got him onto Denmark news.

Dutch news

Same thing, if my public school education taught me anything.

all Hansa tbh fam

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I remember seeing that thread were some of were planning it out and was wondering if it would take off only to read about it in my countrys national media on the other side of the planet about it the next day.

sorry bro i dont believe that. this sub has no influence, Tranthony told us.

the wrong side of the planet

When Ant got exposed as a tranny fucker and came on here and confronted the sub.

And his great defence argument "I have Bailey Jay over at my house all the time".

The dassabessoe incident/Sherrod's big, fat nigger tongue.

Debuntu fuckin...

The revelation that Anthony has a picture of Danny Ross in women's underwear, followed by Danny running off, possibly murdered by his stalker.

The subs continued evisceration of Brother Joe, including having become the most popular word on urbandictionary.

After another restless night of thrashing around in his bed, thinking about liberals and blacks, Brother Joe would make some hack, Hillary Clinton-inspired urbandictionary joke. However, it backfired when Brother Joe was posted and it became the most upvoted definition on the site.

When Patton Oswalt murdered his wife and then went to Conan O'Brien's show and the Emmy Awards to brag about it.

When Jimmy stole 60 thousand dollars from the fans, pretending it was for his terrible cartoon; when, in reality, it was to pay for tasty steak dinners in order to woo Kelsey Cook and to refurbish his apartment.

Jim and his all female comic as his openers policy enrages me to no end. Fucking white-knighting cunt. Separate your addiction from your job for once mate.

Why would he porn stars always make for great radio?

Brother Joe losing gigs after a spontaneous swarm of civil rights activists messaged the bookers

Then him sending his manifesto to all potential clients. That was great.

E-Rock develops Down's Syndrome and gets his picture taken with The Penguin from Gotham; which was posted to /r/pics

Link?

The Anthony Cumia Downfall video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaM9yfUyuvk

That was amazing!

Colin and Bobo duo for a show

HAHA. I forgot about that

That one guy that doxxed himself

I've forgotten his name already.

Joe Cumia.

Fairly sure it was Ryan Gilmore

don't think it was though was it????????

The entire pilot episode of the Anthony and Dani Show leaks online, complete with cops knocking at the door; Anthony losing his gun; and asking Beavis if he has cancer.

Jim and Sam immediately hitting their stride without that leech Opie, with bits like Robot Chippah and Chippah Dog...oh and of course viral sensations like the Nancy Grace interview....all while Opie slowly falls apart...what a year!

The continued Stinks saga, in which he is transitioning into a female, all while going to /r/borrow to get money for heroin.

The what now?

Proud Boys ballad (U...U...Uhuru)

1) OP (and Opie) are giant faggots

Anthony Cumia's Last Stand on Reddit, in which during a blackout he yelled at every poster here and threatened to get the sub shut down over "hate speech" because someone called him a fag

*exposed him as an actual fag

Having South Park steal the subs bit and do a whole season about Amy.

Patton oswald's wife appearing in the new Ghostbusters movie https://mobile.twitter.com/Coke_Metzger/status/732806104191795203/photo/1

The Panera Bread/doxxing incident

The Stangels quitting.

Cunt Nancy grace walks off horse cock and Sam

Scorch becoming an A-List Hollywood actor.

The Tranthony debacle. Anthony being caught munching on tranny cock just has to be number 1.

After all these years, and his late father's plight of trying to get Ant as further away from cock as possible, the episode in his early teens in San Capistrano where he slithered away from the snake in that tree house....

After all that, Ant just subsided and fell balls deep into the flesh flute, and he loved it so much that he even bought the guy who pegged him plastic tits.

The D.L. Hughley fight. sniff

Jimmy becomes the one true king, by usurping Opie and killing off Opie & Jimmy, in order to make a show with Sam. Meanwhile, Opie stalks random men inside of the Sirius building and does a show that no one listens to, all while trying to sound profound and mentally ill at aquariums.

Amy Schumer parallel thinking compilation featuring Bald Opie hits the front page of reddit

Comedians this year realising what they do is "important" and uniting to stop Drumpf!

The sub's thorough investigation in to Joe Cumia's child spit trafficking ring

Link plox

The sidebar pic of the bird with a wig on sitting next to a bottle of bud light. I have a genuine laugh every time that one pops up.

Out of all the things that Anthony got roasted for this year, I think the one that bothered him the most was people finding his personal vine account with a long list of pre-teens on his like list.

Nigga deleted his shit super fast, but that shit creeped me out none the less.

Lord knows that Denny isn't the only Jock with a hard drive of hits.

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Idgaf 2016 was an excellent year for this sub, my personal favorite is Antwan Kumiya : The not very nice adventures

Brain on the Brink

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When Mets pitcher Lenny Dykstra homered in consecutive starts.

While Opie is silently auditioning Sherrod and Judy to be Jimmy's replacement, Uncle Paul doesn't stop talking through their conversation

Patterson Nightly

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benjamin72 being right all along about cumia.

Our continued jihad on comedians. From sending Kurt Metzger into cocaine-frenzies, eventually becoming a civilian himself; exposing Amy Schumer as a joke-thieving cunt and making her gain 10 thousand pounds; to destroying faggots such as Marc Maron; Tony Hinchcliffe; Joe Rogan; etc..

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Same thing, if my public school education taught me anything.