You know how some guys just exude "cool"?

92  2016-12-28 by dankfranklin

57 comments

ME: I was howling because my show is so fucking funny. Nice try with the hate, though.

*tho

ME: PS- Nice try with the hate tho

----with the h8 tho

You know Opie's laugh isn't real because of the nervous tick sleeve roll he does. No one in the throes of the kind of joy he's trying to portray would do that.

He stated explicitly on the show in the past that he regularly employed fake laughter, but that he "didn't do it anymore." This was still back in the O&A days. Something tells me he's back to his old tricks.

He had to employ fake laughter because he doesn't understand funny.

That's true. Autistics rarely do.

Then why is this sub ha-larious?

Actually, I think you have a very sophisticated sense of humour.

he's hoping to convince the audience that his dull show material is funny - maybe listeners will find inspiration in his energy and start laughing themselves. he's the equivalent of a laugh track on a shitty sitcom. also henley has a weasel face and a perpetual shrug

Dude I studied body language at model school. It's classic confidence stroke showing he's got nothing to hide.

Opie inherited mental illness from his mommy.

I like how Vic looks over at Opie and sees that he has to raise his "yuck it up" level

Oh god, that's awful.

Oh yessir missa Greg, you sho is funny

Bam Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest

Bam Came Into the Cuckold's Wife

Interestingly enough, cuckoos are named after cuckoldry. They lay their eggs in other birds nests and make the fuckers raise it for them.

Jim Norton was right; birds are stupid.

Was this during Bruer's shitty dad rock concert?

He was remembering Brother Weeze's old material.

Wow, the bosses at SiriusXM could not make it any more obvious that Opie's on his way out. Not only did they give him a massive pay cut and move his show to afternoons, but they're making him broadcast from under the stairs. Isn't that where Stalker Patti once lived?

Opie has to have legit aspergers

Titties too.

good eye.

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So true smh atcha white people fam

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Was he watching dudes pick up marshmallows with their asscheeks?

Is this how he does his show now?

Sirius XM has taken his desk and all the computers and only gives him a stool and a mic.

It isnt even plugged in, no ones noticed.

Yes, but they are battle-tested mics

the ghosts of legends walk in his hallowed hallway office.

Opie still has a show?

Opie looks like he's having a fucking seizure. Please die already.

I don't even know where to start with that shit.

The rolling up the sleeve enrages me. I wish ISIS on him.

Gawky ginger mutant.

.....good lord

God i would love to curb stump Opie's head.

"I like to make wereWOLF MOVIES"

Unless you've won one of those super Lottos for 2 or 3 hundred million, no grown man should make a face or have a reaction like that.

Someone please phot shop a dick in his mouth

What a perfect time for an acid attack

Is he seriously doing his show from the hallway now. Fucking hell

what is this? Is Opie literally broadcasting from the XM lobby?

I didn't read all the comments and I'm sure this has been said before but this totally looks like a group of retards.

HashtagStrongConfidentGreggHughes

If he was a toy puppet even Anthony wouldn't play with him

Nothing is cooler than this...

I hope a tanker truck full of AIDS jumps the curb one faithful day

That's so unlikely as to be utterly preposterous.

tsss preposterous why not postposterous or sumpthin tss

I think that's what happened to Daredevil.

Fateful.

There are dozens of reasons the Opie show sucks...it's just hard to have a top 5. But I'll try...

  1. Shit talent of the host, 2. Shit talent of "most of the time" cohosts, 3. Shit guests, 4.. Shit fake voices and fake pronounciation host uses, 5. Shit fake laughter of host and guests

Man, I'm glad I didn't say "top 50". I have to run out and do an errand an ain't no one got time for that much typing.

Please delete this comment.

Win some, lose some.

You should've said shit more.

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