Anthony is a looker

0  2016-12-28 by Bergli

19 comments

he looks like the local village banished him to live in a cave to punish his kiddie fiddling

He's actually quite ugly.

you don't say?

spice seller in a persian bazaar

he looks like the moon

The reason why there should not be a video element.

Crater face.

Nuclear weapon test site face.

Look the other way or sumptin

He thinks the Nazis would have given him a uniform

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He would have been the dago cannon fodder the nazis sent in first when the allies invaded Sicily

His hair and teeth are fake. Imagine how horrific he'd be without that

Or a face

Like a Faces of Meth 'After' picture.

It's true, he's an ugly sack of shit. Goes to show what a 7 figure bank account and a plus sized ding dong can get you.

I mean, it also helps that he can sniff out daddy issues in a girl from a mile away.

The chicks that ant gets are long island 7's. If he didn't have any money, he'd get, well...joe cumia's chick.

I dunno, man. Long Island 7's always kind of look like Kenny G.

At best ant bags trophy girls, who arent as good looking as just hot girls. Ant couldn't get some stellar chick because youth and beauty are a rarer commodity than money.