Bill Burr dropping 20k on a bracelet for Nia. In recent podcast appearance she was pissed after he insinuated he was shopping for her gift at Target.

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The bottom line is that Nia has shown over the last 3 or 4 years that she is a miserable person.

You'd think she'd be happier with all the success she had playing Kip Dynamite's girlfriend.

At least Lefawnduh was a nice person.

....and she would actually stop talking now and then.

That's not nice. At least the black woman in that movie had enough talent to actually get an acting role.

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She also has a lifelong financial parasite growing in her cunt. Bill is in trouble.

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At least bitter Burr will be funny.

Silver lining

Sliver back

Lol

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I'm putting my money down on 3-6 years. Just a conservative guess. What do the odds look like at the moment?

I'm giving it 75% chance of her leaving in 8 years

If 8 years is the line I'll take the under.

That's now where babies grow, Doc.

That kid is going to change him in horrible, unfunny ways.

Let's kick it all the way back to 2011 while we're at it.

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Wow 20k on a shiny gold bracelet. That's some kind of rich. ding ding ding

"temporarily wealthy"

"Those People"

Are easily amused by Shiney material possessions

Women?

And Bill used to make fun of diamonds and the women who want them all the time. We really all do become the thing we hate.

Presidential solution

Nouveau riche.

And the guy bitches about owing a mortgage to the bankers when he drops 20k for a piece of metal.

How about you use that money to pay back your brother, Bill.

Oh and expensive jewelry for a black person? lol and you get mad at Ant for his racist stereotypes.

His mortgage rants over the years have been completely misinformed. He talks like it's the 80's and interest rates are 15%. A home loan with a 3% interest rate, you'd be stupid to pay extra or shovel cash to that mortgage. His mentality is a blue collar I know nothing about money attitude.

It's the same mindset of someone who saves money by opening a separate savings account and putting money into it right out of his paycheck because "if I don't see it". That's how poor people save money.

I think you're going a little far there....everyone uses tricks like that. That's why even really successful people opt to have part of their check deposited directly into their 401K, etc. Calm down.

Actually, they do that because it's not taxed and usually the employer matches up to a certain amount deposited.

People still put stuff in their IRA's even when it's not tax deductible, and not all employers match the 401K/403B contributions. My point, that everyone invests directly to avoid misspending, still holds.

What "stuff" captain finance?

Yeah. It is not terribly sophisticated, but it worked for me. I own my little, shit studio outright and have a decent lower middle class net worth, yet I work for relative pennies at a filthy peasant's job.

unless you had lower interest debts or no debt

but he doesnt have a mortgage, he owns his house outright. He's mentioned that multiple times.

What the fuck is up with Bill Burr putting up with this sack of shit?

He's just secretly a beta cuck loser, like most comics.

Just for the reminder:

http://www.xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman

tl;dr summary:

  • unable to hold a job
  • move in with successful boyfirend and get him to put a ring on it
  • shop from home while drinking wine all day, waking at noon+
  • unwilling to clean the house or do chores because:feminism
  • start a "blog" and podcast which would put her on equal footing with moneybags, with this being the first, and last, post

Billy must have some horrible fetishes she caters to, otherwise why would a successful, moderately famous comedian ever settle on that entitled cunt?

its called beastiality

Inter-species Erotica, fucko!

Men like Billy are responsible for AIDS, fucking monkeys in the Congo.

It's called bestiality.

It's Latin. It means "the best kind of sex".

I have no sympathy for Bill. He knew precisely what he was getting into when he moved in with that wretched piece of shit. Whatever happens to him was completely avoidable.

Did you know that Nia is black?

I bet she knows Sherrod.

Well they are all related

Oh, literal frrrunkis.

Next he'll be leasing a luxury SUV and getting bottle service at a nightclub. Maybe he'll start a record label.

Just some of the totally not foolish ways THOSE people spend their money.

He and Kanye are going to end up sharing a room on Hollywood Blvd.

Niggers love bling. Is normal.

Niggers are like magpies.

Bill and Nias kid will be a magpie

these niggas is birds

Now we know where the Patrice benefit money goes...

Down Nias fried chicken hole

I'm surprised she didn't get mad at him because he bought her 'chains' like the ones her ancestors wore.

You're missing the long game women play. At some point in the inevitable future, when she complains about (insert any petty but consistent nag here) he will remind her how much he dropped on the bracelet. Then she can use your complaint to throw in his face. She'll keep the bracelet of course, but now she's used it for leverage AND kept the bracelet.

Poor Bill. He should have gone through his mudsharking phase in his early/mid 20's like me. Then, you have no assets for them to connive and steal. This pussywhipped cuck is banging darkies in mid 40's. Huge mistake.

You make a mistake believing women over 30 being demon whores has to do with color. They're all shit cunts. White or black

Yeah, but you have almost zero chance of a harmonious, long-lasting coupling with a negress. At least with a White or Asian woman, you get like a 47% chance.

Interracial marriage between a black woman and a white man is actually the most stable marriage in the USA.

According to who? The LaQuanda Institute of Come Up? THAAAAASSSS RI!

Black women know they hit the jackpot and won't leave.

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I'm not saying Jimmy is playing it smart but I would definitely pay massage therapists to tug my dick rather than spend my cash on a gold digging shit bag. If you are remotely successful in the media world, getting married is just a dumb fucking idea.

I would put money on it Bill is not happy with his current situation. GL Bill with the divorce whenever it happens.

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Economically, it makes soooooooo much more sense to rent than buy (whores), but I can't bring myself to do it. The idea of an outright, overt financial transaction just turns me off. I'm too old fashioned, I guess.

Really? For me it's the opposite. The fucking pure, childlike joy of knowing that I can do anything to a hot woman that just walked through the door!

I'm not saying Jimmy is playing it smart but I would definitely pay massage therapists to tug my dick rather than spend my cash on a gold digging shit bag. If you are remotely successful in the media world, getting married is just a dumb idea

Bill is still hooked on that pussy so he thinks he's happy.

I think people should write into his advice show and pretend his problems are theirs. Plant the seed and get angry billy back.

Remember when he was making fun of Britney Spears for having a helicopter?

The good ol futon days

Meanwhile Paterson Nightly wonders if he can afford his next meal.Cold

peme le frog very edgy!! super rare!!

Does Nia have a job or is she just a leech. Her constant pointless snapchat stories indicate the latter.

Seeing that picture, Von is FUMING that she decided to blow Patrice and not Louis on that snowy day in 1999.

Times have changed but I still wouldn't let this bitch in the house.

Lol, my friends dad used to not let black people in the house. He was this old biker dude and we were having a party and a few black kids from school showed up, and he walked his son just into the other room, well within earshot of the garage where everyone was hanging out, and loudly stated "I don't want any niggers in this house." I had to stifle my laughter, it was so unbelievably messed up that I couldn't help but laugh in horror.

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We need more benifits.

that divorce will be glorious.

cuck

Bill Burr man of the people.

Those two bracelets don't go together at all. Lol @ new money.

The ugly one on the bottom is a $15,000 Cartier.

Bitch got $35,000 worth of bracelets, solid financial planning.

I hope some Sudanese immigrant machetes her hand off for the chance to feed his entire village for a decade with that jewelry.

Aww little rich cunt do you love picking out jewelry ensembles?

Bill Burr and Ni* **rr won't be happily married for long

If you want to call someone a nigger just fucking say nigger, pussyfooting faggot.

No its clever, it could also be Nia Burr

learn to spell, since when does nigger have a space and two Rs in it?

When a black guy is in his cell resting and relaxing.

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The 10 Hottest Wives And Girlfriends Of Comedians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRWi6tVHAwk

Nia @ No. 9!

I'm almost certain that people who make videos like that probably rape cats.

is pattern on the list?

That dirty bastard Sudeikis.

"Women like funny men" then why does Olivia (Glenn Quagmire) like Jason, he's incredibly unfunny.

Because she used to date beautiful men with no personality before Jason. For her, Jason might as well be Patrice level funny.

It's a good thing they used a flattering picture of her.

So much for frugal, distrust-of-banks Billy boy

How long until the Bill Burr Benefit?

lmao fucking ew those garbage cartoon emojis really underline the absolute vapidity of the STRONG INNUPENUNT WOMYN perfectly

/u/patersonnightly is going to chop off her hand while she sleeps.

Can't wait for the divorce. Nia is checking off all of the stuff she must do to hit the lotto for life: Be a worthless parasite...Have a kid... Now she just has to stay faithfully married to Bill for another seven years and she'll get half of what he makes for the rest of his life including social security benefits.

I remember listening to her talk in a podcast and wondering "who's the hole?".

I used to love him on O&A. Not so much these days.

The price he had to pay to talk to Anthony again.

We wuz queenz n sheeeiiit. It looks like crap with that gold band in there.

One last big financial argument > divorce > murder/suicide in 3...2...1...

Don't worry that guy claiming to be his brother on YouTube will kill him first

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Where do you get 20k from? Did somebody actually say that, did you match it to something online, or are you making shit up?

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Even that tip was too much. You're going soft, much like Ol' Billy Red Dick.

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Maiiiin dat shit shiny ah hell

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That's like 20 minutes of one of his sets in a 1500 seater.

I honestly don't mind Nia, and it's weird that you guys are mad that she got jewelry for Christmas.

And of course Bill Burr is not as dumb/broke as he lets on, he's said it multiple times on the podcast. He's dumb in a lot of ways he's probably haven't mentioned too.

He's one of the most popular stand up comics out now, has a podcast, and his own TV show with multiple credits. He can afford a $20k bracelet.

No one's mad that he bought a bracelet. It's the fact that his wife pretends to be some strong independent woman and she's really just peggy bundy. We also like Bill and see how this is going to end.

I can understand that then, I don't think the relationship is doomed though.

Time will tell. I predict that they'll have the baby and get divorced within 5 years. He'll date a celeb and she'll date some black slam poetry performer, while Bill supports them both.

When his most popular bit is that there's an epidemic of gold digging whores, we will point out his pathetic hypocrisy.

And she's shit with no talent, whose only accomplishment is breaking the will of a ginger faggot who used to have a spine.

You mean the same special where he talks about wanting to get married and have a child? No one is that 2 dimensional, sir. Gold-digger to me means divorce too, which they're still together, I'm not seeing the hypocrisy.

Gold-digger means a woman who is with a rich guy just because he's rich. Examples: Beth and Howard, Anthony and any actual girl he's dated/fucked, Von and Patrice, Nia and Bill.

I'll concede that point because I remember Anna Nicole Smith and that old guy. There has to be at some point where the Gold Digger gets the money though (divorce, death, whatever). Bill and Nia seem to actually like each other.

A lot of times, these women get more money if they stay in the marriage longer or they may have had to sign a prenup. This means that they can enjoy their husband's money, stay married, fuck other guys and keep living a nice lifestyle. A woman who would date/marry a guy for money has no morals and has no problem staying in a relationship as long as it keeps her in diamonds. I've listened to Nia on the podcast. It sounds like she hates all white people. Bill likes being challenged and probably likes that about her, but she's as vapid as paris hilton. She's a reality show watching numbskull - the same type of girl that bill has made fun of for years.

I've listen to Nia on the podcast too and don't see that about her. Not much to say there. Seems like they have a strong relationship with give and take, but what do we know?

I'm usually jaded towards women, and Nia is a feminist, so the fact I don't hate her is weird. They've been in a relationship for a very long time before marrying too, so she might be the shittiest gold digger ever.

And who are you to judge reality tv watching when you're on a subreddit for a retired radio show?

She's not a feminist at all. A feminist is a woman who doesn't rely on a man to support her. They also find people like Kim Kardashian, reprehensible.

Also, how do you think you get the ring ,house and baby? You have to date first.

Yea, but the goal of a gold digger is to get marriage and baby quick. They dated a long time, and this is while Burr was still broke. Nia also hangs out with Bill's comedy friends, do you think they would want to if they thought she was bad news? Think of Burr's more outspoken friends who would say something too.

It's not healthy if you jump to throw the gold digger label so quick and to care so much. I had to work on that too.

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I totally get what you're saying there and that Target thing was ridiculous (which is why he gave her shit right after). Them as a team, at least on the podcast is entertaining because they're opposites.

john lenon!!!!!!!

Even that tip was too much. You're going soft, much like Ol' Billy Red Dick.

Yea, but the goal of a gold digger is to get marriage and baby quick. They dated a long time, and this is while Burr was still broke. Nia also hangs out with Bill's comedy friends, do you think they would want to if they thought she was bad news? Think of Burr's more outspoken friends who would say something too.

It's not healthy if you jump to throw the gold digger label so quick and to care so much. I had to work on that too.

Interracial marriage between a black woman and a white man is actually the most stable marriage in the USA.

According to who? The LaQuanda Institute of Come Up? THAAAAASSSS RI!

"Women like funny men" then why does Olivia (Glenn Quagmire) like Jason, he's incredibly unfunny.