r/opieandanthony: Dawn Cumia's ass

Knowing how depraved Anthony is, like how forced his own mother to dress like a whore for his pleasure, he probably jacked off while wearing Dawn's panties, back in the day.

3 soc224 2016-12-27

forced his own mother to dress like a whore for his pleasure

Did I miss this somehow? Links?

14 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-27

He talked about it often enough. How she used to get dressed up all sexy to impress his little friends.

He also mentioned how he got his first boner while breast feeding on her. That she saw his peckha and commented on its similarities to his father's.

5 d0mesplitter 2016-12-27

NIGGA WHAT

1 bornrevolution 2016-12-27

i never heard the boner story but one of the former stories involved a field trip to a museum in which his mom was a chaperone, and he made her dress in like a gogo-girl style outfit, while she was also clearly hungover. it's in one of those Anthony compilations on youtube.

2 Dick_Kickass 2016-12-27

This is why I can't hate Anthony no matter what. The dude had a seriously fucked up childhood.

3 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-27

When she used to chaperone Anthony's field trips at school he would encourage her to wear pig tails and short shorts

0 beleca 2016-12-27

And everyone would talk about "how pretty his mommy is", according to him, telling the story, 6 years ago. Using the word "mommy". Weird shit.

22 leroidianhaus 2016-12-27

I'd close my eyes and pretend she's Anthony.

15 cabaretcabaret 2016-12-27

I think it's be easier to visualise that with them open

21 -Palaver 2016-12-27

Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily.

5 iHaveHobbies 2016-12-27

Your son... FUCKHEAD that he is...

20 frrunkis 2016-12-27

Basically the only two other photos of her ass are:

1

2

This video you can get a decent view of it (play on mute obviously):

3

and also:

Cleavage

Edit:

You can find a video of just her ass at 1:22:22 here if you are a sub of compound media. Here's a screencap of that part

27 littlepeteferguson 2016-12-27

The fact that you have all of these saved makes me uncomfortable and impressed at the same time.

15 frrunkis 2016-12-27

Does it

18 littlepeteferguson 2016-12-27

no

18 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-27

You're doing valuable work. Bless you.

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10 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-12-27

On Gavin's 100th show, she has a video where the camera is zoomed in on her heinie (in jeans though).

5 frrunkis 2016-12-27

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7 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-12-27

where did you find these?

12 frrunkis 2016-12-27

Her husbands instagram. I searched through basically her entire instagram and found nothing. I then checked his all the way through to the beginning and found these photos. I didn't really check her twitter since I assumed it would just be the same photos that are already on her instagram.

8 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-12-27

god bless you.

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2 jarjarjelly 2016-12-27

THIS GUY

6 jarjarjelly 2016-12-27

good lord. LOL.

3 i_saw_nothing 2016-12-27

That face has a LOT of Joe Cumia resemblance.

Was Ant adopted?

1 hahfdjahdfsja 2016-12-27

That face tho

19 Patmcpsu 2016-12-27

I wouldn't mind waking up at the crack of Dawn. Wink-wink-nudge-nudge.

8 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-27

Stop nudging me, it's annoying.

5 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-27

Good one, David Brent

18 sexylarrytate 2016-12-27

I'd like to tie her to a sybian.

15 throwawaymanthrows 2016-12-27

Well all talk big, but most of us would absolutely bone her if given the opportunity.

Seriously though, I've never made love to a gypsy woman. I wonder what kind of exotic Eastern European STDs she'd give me.

14 PepsiMax420 2016-12-27

Theirs something so hot about averageness

15 russelldalrymple 2016-12-27

It's attainable. I prefer amateur porn with ugly chicks because it's believable. When I see Jessa Rhodes POV vids, my sad boner goes away because it knows it's all one big lie. :(

9 PepsiMax420 2016-12-27

Fuck, thats why I watch amateur chubby teen asians

4 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-27

Yeah, that's why

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-12-27

You should try fucking hotter broads dvv dvv

13 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-27

I'd break my dick off in that thing.

11 packitchofsositch 2016-12-27

Of course Ant owns candy jar and keeps it full of smarties and sugar daddies. Of course he does.

8 frrunkis 2016-12-27

They're for the runaways. He uses them to keep their spirits high. He's a good egg that Anthony.

6 lifeobenreilly 2016-12-27

You should see the candy he keeps in his windowless cargo van. He's a regular Willy Wonka!

8 OswaldTheLucky 2016-12-27

His entire house is just one big windowless van

9 BabyDinosaurHead 2016-12-27

Would.

9 Stud_beaner_69 2016-12-27

She gots that milf look that I love

8 NashuaDan 2016-12-27

I would respectfully eat Dawn's Sicilian ass.

1 lemskroob 2016-12-27

now i'm hungry. Hey earl, do we have any slices of Sicilian left?

1 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-27

Fresh out

6 DaveNone 2016-12-27

You do know that Joe and Anthony have both been balls deep in that ass numerous times in their lives? So you'll be following them and getting their sloppy seconds.

6 [deleted] 2016-12-27

Robert Crumb's muse.

5 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-27

Dawn rules.

5 dannoomg 2016-12-27

I'd let Dawn scrub my dishes!!

tssst tssst

2 TacoTrots 2016-12-27

HOMERUN CHIPPERSON!

4 cnuttin 2016-12-27

little dawwwwny looks like a power bottom

4 RacistPigeon 2016-12-27

Definitely fuck her, but only doggystyle with her face in the pillow. Although with those upper legs you know she can ride like a beast.

4 damselnoir 2016-12-27

Its that long island white trash ankle tat' that the real clue to the huge amount of nigger dick, she's taken in that moorish ass

3 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-12-27

If 40 something mag is still around she could earn 2 dollars as a model.

2 assreaper 2016-12-27

40 is being very kind

2 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-12-27

dat ass is 40 something.

3 bobomobile 2016-12-27

Gavin said a "nice piece of tail"

3 TheScarletR 2016-12-27

Do you guys remember last years TACSgiving when Gavin McInnes stopped the conversation to confidently ask Anthony if he "bought Dawn a new ass"? And then Gavin complimented her ass for the next minute or so.

3 [deleted] 2016-12-27

She's said here & there that one of the first things Ant did after striking it rich was to buy her an ass job.

2 TheScarletR 2016-12-27

For real (tss)? Its a nice ass but didnt look fake to me.

3 [deleted] 2016-12-27

Maybe not so much "fake" as enhanced.

2 blackirishlad 2016-12-27

She's had kids, plus her legs are kinda thick. So I'm gonna say she didn't need much help in terms of size. Perhaps she needed help with shape.

3 MedicatedHead 2016-12-27

Mannette Funeccello

3 doppeljr 2016-12-27

She has such moorish features.

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2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-27

Two hams with a cottage cheese topping

2 User234524352345 2016-12-27

Impressive, very nice.

2 iamfromreallife 2016-12-27

Are you referring to Anthony or Joe?

2 blackirishlad 2016-12-27

She's getting close to the threshold, but goddamn she must have been a stallion in her prime

2 onemancrimespree 2016-12-27

spanx

she's a disaster without compression gear. Fez told me

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1 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-27

As opposed to them seeing her panty line?

1 lemskroob 2016-12-27

She looks like she just got back from Mickey's hostess party.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-27

That's beautiful. Seriously. That's great.

1 mikestl1988 2016-12-27

Do you think she has taken a good dicking from a negro?

1 kevin121312 2016-12-27

I'll bet ant stumbled into her room, wasted a few times and she just let him finish because it was easier than pushing him off.

1 pithypariah 2016-12-27

I need a jar of gypsy tears.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-27

Oh man! The only thing crazier than that old whoppy bitch's ass is the craziness going on at that compound party! And we didn't even see the darts competition yet!

1 thordagen 2016-12-27

I'd let her fart on my nose

1 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-27

How'd that fine lady come from such a family of human garbage?

1 tranthonycumiashow 2016-12-27

I want to fuck her in every room in Ant's house when he finally gets arrested and she's there taking care of Beave.

1 YellowGreenCraft 2016-12-27

I love it :-))

-3 ehondaslaps 2016-12-27

dani's ass is nicer

7 K1bbler 2016-12-27

She'd need to have one for it to even be a competition.