The other day I kept saying "Anthony Cumia" to my bank's automated phone system to get to a real human. My wife (as chippah) was saying "FAWK YEAH" from the couch as this was going on.

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16 comments

15  BabyDinosaurHead 2016-12-27

Send us a picture of her asshole.

7  lemskroob 2016-12-27

he can't, hes too busy posting to reddit to take a selfie

-4  exception_e 2016-12-27

such yumahhh

23  BabyDinosaurHead 2016-12-27

I wasn't fucking kidding.

13  theee_tOECUTTEr 2016-12-27

I just realized we all need to be killed

2  lemskroob 2016-12-27

this subs post history will be used as a reverse-Schindler list one day

12  WhooKiddzDabesso 2016-12-27

I can't think of anything less attractive than a bitch doin Chip

1  mattirawks 2016-12-27

Anyone but Jim

10  stinksskc 2016-12-27

wow SO outrageous

7  Thomas_Daly 2016-12-27

look buddy I don't mean to be crass but I hope your wife gets raped by a pack of niggers and gives you their aids.

5  DaveNone 2016-12-27

Pics of you prepping the bull for your wife or your little bank story didn't happen.

3  fish_flower 2016-12-27

oh you are just a couple of scallywags aren't you

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2  A_Friendly_Creeper 2016-12-27

Braggin you got a wife, huh buddy!

2  K1bbler 2016-12-27

Same sex marriage is legal now.

2  TangerineReam 2016-12-27

Stop being a coy asshole, and show us a pic of your wife. NOW.

1  Bibimbap4211 2016-12-27

Keep living the dream you queer

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