I predict some celebrity will pass away at the start of 2017, and everyone will cry, "2017 looks like it'll just be as bad as last year!!!"

88  2016-12-26 by andiswearrrr

Yuck.

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Remember when a famous has-been could just die and nobody made a big deal about it? This is why social media is awful.

Nobody could jerk off in a bathroom like that guy though.

I actually heard someone say, upon the passing of George Michael,"that's so sad". Ugh

How about "I didn't like his music, but I choose to celebrate him as an activist"

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"2016 is leaking" 5000 upvotes

Crowd-pleasing huma

Not if its Anthony Cumia

"celebrity"

Betty White

#thankyouforbeingafriend

I was never a fan of the golden girls (before my time!), but I loved her in all her guest spots on recent television. She was like my television grandma! Will miss her so much.

EDIT: Thanks for le gold, kind stranger! Here's to you, Betty White! :')

Ugh. This is disgustingly accurate

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I listened to Faith a few hours ago because I'm a massive faggot and one of the most upvoted comments is how the best voices ever were Elvis, Freddie Mercury, and George Michael.

Let that metastasize in your brain for a while.

You should have stopped after massive faggot. We would have believed you.

You think social media is insufferable over George Michael? Wait until that silly Queen and her racist husband bite it within the next year or two.

I bet this bad cold quickly turns to pneumonia and she croaks on New Years Eve.

God willing.

I hear she's sick.

Chuckie's polishing the crown as we speak.

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

He deserved to die, walking around with two first names and shit

David Furnish isn't racist

Doug Stanhope.

He's one of those "my grandpa used to smoke 2 packs a day and lived to 105" people. End even if he strokes out or some shit he has an army of unemployed junkies with him at all times to call an ambulance +enough money to get decent healthcare.

He's not croaking any time soon.

I bet he ends up like Jake Lamotta in 10 years.

Why, did you know he fought Sugar Ray Leonard so many times he got diabetes?

Bold prediction

Let's make you famous.

I'm waiting for the videos to come out that say George Michael was murdered by the illuminati in some dark arts sacrifice

That's quite a prophecy, Nostradumass

It's almost as if all the celebrities from the baby-boomer generation are getting old and dying. Weird.

Dieing never takes a year off

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Don't worry, I'm just getting started.

death has never been so sweet

June Foray, the only living cast member from the old looney tunes shorts, is long overdue.

Nobody knows who the fuck she is, but I guarantee thatll be a popular one.

Zsa Zsa Gabor , 99 hash tag So Tragic

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2016 was pretty amazing.

bro your post inspired me to make this useless meme

boo

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So, we're counting George "Cruisin" Michael as a celebrity? I thought he was just an AIDS-ridden has been who hasn't had a hit since 1994.

Flawless was his best song imo and that was like 2005ish.

Anyone who can name George Michael songs betond the 5-8 or so universally known ones is seriously half a Newport

5-8?!?

inches

Yeah id say counting Wham he has at least 5

Yeah I'm a big faggot. I've always been into dance music and the funky bass line in that track is just stellar.

I'm actually djing a show this weekend and I'm gonna work some Michael into my set for tribute.

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Fuck you pussy it was obviously "Father Figure" and that was 1988.

I was never a fan of the golden girls (before my time!), but I loved her in all her guest spots on recent television. She was like my television grandma! Will miss her so much.

EDIT: Thanks for le gold, kind stranger! Here's to you, Betty White! :')

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