People in this sub don't have friends

And are also unfunny

and their deaths would do nothing but benefit everyone around them.

For Reddit Secret Santa this year, Bill Gates sent me a bunch of Legend of Zelda stuffed animals. I'm the happiest 34 year old man in the world today.

my lgbtq life partner whittled me some game of thrones dragon earrings from artisan pretzel bread

Same.

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What a horrible thing to say.

Do you slow down for car crashes?

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I can think of something else that can bring a smile to your face.

https://gfycat.com/SpectacularRigidIridescentshark

Imagine raising a kid and they grow up to stick their dick in fire ants hills and post it on the internet.

Why did I click on that?

Never miss the opportunity to watch some ants crawl in a man's peehole.

Thats what i tell myself everytime i see some videos of chinese kitchens mass murdering dogs with machetes or ISIS burning drugged out arabs chained to a poll. Ya live and ya learn through this stuff

We're millennials. We do everything ironically and tongue-in-cheek because we've spent our entire lives staring at screens so we have no sense of what real life is. Also we haven't been taught how to properly manage stress or criticism so we comfort ourselves by imagining that we're above it all.

But anyway, ugly Christmas sweaters right?

old people who can look at themselves in their youth, realize they were cringe worthy, and then realize the cringe of young people is the same thing in a different setting are the minority. People like you, with your bitterness and lack of circumspection, are the vulgar common

Thanks champ.

Any time, gramps

In 50 years millennial prostates will start acting up like yours does now and they will post bitter shit like this saying "back in my day we used to stare at screens, that's real life not like you fucking generation lambdaers with your consciousness-to-cloud technology."

Everybody's terrible. Got it.

I don't think you get it at all.

Oh I get it. I get EVERY DAY if you know what I'm saying.

I don't get it.

You rascal

Noice

Us hilarious millennials celebrate Christmas ironically

I refurbished my wheelchair faggot Dad's 50 year old hammer for his Christmas gift!!

That's a really odd way of saying you gave him a blowjob.

Just refurbishing a coupla hammers down at the ole portatoilet

so "dropping hammers" is gay slang for sucking trucker cock?

good to know

You should have got him some hotwheels

I got 3 mein kampfs and donald trumps art of the deal.

You could educate two friends!

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My heterosexual life partner gave me aids for christmas

Seriously how old are you people? How many of you elderly folks here are blading?

Seems like the most bitter of posters here are now all outside the listener demographic anyway. Yet shocked they don't like the show anymore...

i must confess i dont like JAM because i think norton and sam stink

i wonder how many people here are older than 30? i thought most of us are millennials here

I'm thirty one, and am technically considered a millennial. Even though I was called Generation X or the MTV generation up untill a decade ago. I don't have much in common with people born past about 1990/5. And I have zero in common with anyone born past 2000.

Some of the people in my "generation" were born when I was already out of college. Half don't even remember life before Internet.

i remember getting internet when i was 10 or something, i remember trying to find porn by typing in sex.com on 56k connection

Shit I remember it! Actually sex.com was the go to for like 10 low resolution pictures and 2 stories a day. I think it was run by the Crazy Horse strip club in Vegas. That or they spent a ton sponsoring it.

I remember I use to go there because it was the first site I learned the valuable lesson of clearing you history.

i remember jerking to shit like these

https://web.archive.org/web/20010116081500/http://tours.girl.com/public_nudity.html

it was real intense and nervous back then, the computer was so slow and parents will know if i have been using it, and you cant shut them down real quick

The log in/trial pages? Oh hell yeah.

lol upper 40's

My Christian father gave me work boots and a union card. I told him to quit trying to oppress me and thousands of minorities as I left to go to a vegan gin bar, the one with the sloth logo.

Did you go down to the River and into the River you dived?

My friend's brother thought it was hilarious to gift a butt plug and coconut oil for white elephant. Many laughs were had.

http://gaggiftsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Trump-toilet-paper.jpg

kill yourself

In 50 years millennial prostates will start acting up like yours does now and they will post bitter shit like this saying "back in my day we used to stare at screens, that's real life not like you fucking generation lambdaers with your consciousness-to-cloud technology."

old people who can look at themselves in their youth, realize they were cringe worthy, and then realize the cringe of young people is the same thing in a different setting are the minority. People like you, with your bitterness and lack of circumspection, are the vulgar common

What a horrible thing to say.

Do you slow down for car crashes?