Merry Christmas. Joseph was the original cuck.

12  2016-12-25 by Mr702law

9 comments

His wife came up with that virgin shit to cover up the fact she was fucking the blacksmith.

Now we have this virgin birth shit.

A romantic centurion gave her a fleshy Gladius in her nazarene cooze

Those Nazarene girls will lick your ass hole after you get back from the latrine for a pitcher of mead.

Opie is the reincarnation of Joseph.

"I've been doing this carpenter thing for 18 years"

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

Lets go to Judas on the hotline.

cucked by god

Yeah, Joseph had to sit there and think "How can I follow that?" amiright fellas?

they say that jesus actually looked more like a Cumia than a white man