Remember, NO man is a failure who has FRIENDS

18  2016-12-25 by NortheastPhilly

Merry Christmas

17 comments

29  onemancrimespree 2016-12-25

Were not that close

19  Purplestahli 2016-12-25

im a fuckin failure then

19  CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-25

This is a very subtle yet obvious insult to our sub members

5  KenFrezno 2016-12-25

subtle

?

1  Purplestahli 2016-12-25

What? No. I dont Opie up my insults. If i wanna call you faggots, ill call you faggots. I mean I'm a failure because ive burnt every friendship bridge ive ever passed over.

15  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-25

I had friends and then I lost them but I prefer to think they lost me. Who's really missing who? Don't answer that you cunts.

Merry Christmas :)

8  leroidianhaus 2016-12-25

Opie is a failure.

1  philtheprince 2016-12-25

Not necessarily disagreeing, but I bet he's still making more than me.

7  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-25

A friend once told me this leaving the Vegas Spearmint Rhino. I threw up on his shoes.

7  joomommyhappy 2016-12-25

Spearmint Rhino? Why not a Butterscotch Platypus or sumpthin'?

3  russelldalrymple 2016-12-25

No, Chip...

7  LevStrauss 2016-12-25

You say weird shit man.

2  snargfursk 2016-12-25

Annoyingly high pitched: Then you don't have to be here!

7  HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-12-25

You're not my friend, but I offer you my sentiment.

Merry Christmas!

3  molotovspritzer 2016-12-25

friend(s)

time to get another cat

3  shinealightonthelies 2016-12-25

friends are just heartaches that haven't happened yet

2  Anarox 2016-12-25

Uh oh