Merry Christmas from Ireland. There's one thing the Irish, Colin Quinn and the yanks can agree on

14  2016-12-25 by swankyturd

Fuck the Brits

46 comments

34  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-25

Aren't the Irish pretty much white niggers? Oh and very merry, and the like.

10  PassProtect15 2016-12-25

awww that's sweet

2  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-25

It was an honest question really.

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8  swankyturd 2016-12-25

We were the cut price slaves, picked the wrong crops but at least we we're a good laugh. Merry Xmas to you and yours

6  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-25

They are known as the niggers of Europe (100% true).

2  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-25

No wonder it feels like home

1  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-25

I thought that were the pollocks. Or are they the Mexicans of Europe? My racism has suffered greatly this winter.

1  dra_kul88 2016-12-25

They are the Mexicans

1  zealot416 2016-12-25

you're thinking of italians

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1  dra_kul88 2016-12-25

As an Irish man that is true but we're cool niggers

2  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-25

I don't doubt it.

11  VeritablyClean 2016-12-25

how many neighbors have you boxed in your backyard?

8  swankyturd 2016-12-25

eveysingle goddam n heure! i'll fight you too ya cunt

10  Dennyislife 2016-12-25

The sad thing is you Irish hate us Brits ( apart from the ones who want to be British but really are not) whilst we don't really ever think about you lot.

7  peoplearegreat 2016-12-25

Name one Irish invention that never ended in punching yourself in the face.

1  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Chess

1  McGowan9 2016-12-25

A game invented in either India or Persia.

9  swankyturd 2016-12-25

"Please clap" - Jeb Bush

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-25

Its a shame the RNC didnt rig their shit too to make it the too least exciting people to run against eachother in presidency

7  Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-12-25

Where in Ireland are you from or where are you visiting. Stayed in Shannon a couple of years ago. Loved it and the people, tremendously friendly. Next time I go I want to see Dublin.

6  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Don't go there for gods sake, that's full of the conor MacGregor 'successful' types. I'm from the north eg. 'The occupied 6 counties' 'I.e. northern 'liam neeson' Ireland.' We do good steak up here and love you yanks telling us your anecdotes about that time you and pdiddy partied! Visit the mourne mountains, a genuinely beautiful part of the world

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3  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Genuinely? what part? Andytown?

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3  swankyturd 2016-12-25

No mate, lower mournes, a homeboy of mine has recently married girl from there. I'm still south down through and through

3  TomVanDam 2016-12-25

South Belfast here, whoop whoop.

Fuck the Queen, up the ra etc

1  Slateski 2016-12-25

"We killed one, we killed two We killed fourteen more than you! With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Paras 14, Provos none"

And so on. Though personally I don't care what colour you paint yer kerbstones. Happy Christmas.

1  tablecloth91 2016-12-25

Don't call yourself Irish you West Brit

1  Slateski 2016-12-25

Now, this is what I love about the British (Geographically, not politically before someone starts whining) Isles. No matter how much we jocks, taffs and paddies claim to hate the English, we will always hate those bastards in the next village even more.

1  Slateski 2016-12-25

In that case you should thank the British every day that you don't have horse shit all up and down the stairs of your council block.

4  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Never been to Shannon though, how was it? Its quite isolated, that's where Obama went a few years before he came here and got fucked up

2  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-12-25

I stayed in Shannon Doherty with my pecka a few years ago.

7  AntsCamera 2016-12-25

Potato niggers.

5  JesseVentura911 2016-12-25

YEA FUCK EM IN THE ZOOTER

2  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Ayo!

3  garmnarnar 2016-12-25

Is that documentary about the bare knuckle boxing gypsies the truth or you just fucking with us yanks?

8  swankyturd 2016-12-25

We'll bare knuckle you in your christmas cunting anus which has runny shit dripping down my knuckles

7  garmnarnar 2016-12-25

Merry Christmas ya filthy potato eater.

Thanks for Brendan Gleeson.

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2  zealot416 2016-12-25

Are you one of the friends Colum Quinn is always referencing?

5  swankyturd 2016-12-25

That's for you to find out and for me to keep referencing the departed whilst eating potatoes...cunt

2  McGowan9 2016-12-25

So can I assume you won't be watching the queen's speech this afternoon?

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1  Skitczobill 2016-12-25

All you drunk micks need to go get your white chip and make something of yourselves.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2016-12-25

Caravan fo me ma

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9  Dirtylefthand 2016-12-25

Check out the aspergers on this one.

2  swankyturd 2016-12-25

I know right? I appreciate the effort that went into that rant. What a useless yank. Nothing has changed this year, except the fact that the king O'Bama yelled fuck you Isereal and your settlements

6  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Don't go there for gods sake, that's full of the conor MacGregor 'successful' types. I'm from the north eg. 'The occupied 6 counties' 'I.e. northern 'liam neeson' Ireland.' We do good steak up here and love you yanks telling us your anecdotes about that time you and pdiddy partied! Visit the mourne mountains, a genuinely beautiful part of the world

4  swankyturd 2016-12-25

Never been to Shannon though, how was it? Its quite isolated, that's where Obama went a few years before he came here and got fucked up

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2  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-12-25

I stayed in Shannon Doherty with my pecka a few years ago.