NORAD Santa Tracker tonight

11  2016-12-25 by DiamondDave1984

I wonder if they're in a stand down mode.

http://www.noradsanta.org/

12 comments

18  3stepsbackward 2016-12-25

Christmas is cancelled because Santa's been beheaded in Raqqa.

12  AntsCamera 2016-12-25

I hope the fucking Russians shoot his fat ass down.

2  RacksDiciprine 2016-12-25

Insurgents shot Santa down over Afghanistan like 4 hours ago

0  Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-25

Who is bigger, borington or Santa? Those poor mother fucking deer right?

9  DaveNone 2016-12-25

A midget in an elf suit, looking upset comes on TV, he is carrying a clipboard to hide his malformed baby like hand

"I have a message......Santa Claus's sleigh.........was shot down.....over the Sea of Japan......it spun in.....there were no survivors."

Midget in an elf suit walks off camera looking visibly distraught and ready to cry.

-7  philtheprince 2016-12-25

I wish I could up vote this twice.

8  dassabessdoe 2016-12-25

I wish I could downvote you once. Oh wait, I can.

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6  MedicatedHead 2016-12-25

NORAD is really good at pretending.

4  cheddarrooster 2016-12-25

Santa Claus has got the aids this year

2  FatassTitePants 2016-12-25

I hope Opie spoils the fantasy for his kids just to be edgy. It's kind of his thing instead of being clever

2  cottonsweatpants 2016-12-25

Anthony's girlfriend is sleeping with one eye open!

2  wicked_crayfish 2016-12-25

You serious Clarke?

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