I am also wondering about this. I do not know anything about the mother but i do know the father is a glass licking no talent retard, so is it safe to assume?
But he was always hush hush about his son before his daughter was even born, I don't even think he mentioned the kids name once- first I heard that or the daughter I'm pretty sure it was Vos that let it slip.
I'm wondering if those are actually pics of his kids, never a family photo on his social media which is kinda odd... I get keeping your kids out of the limelight, especially with the ruthless cunts roaming this sub, but it seems like he's gone to great lengths to completely hide his family. I'd only ever seen his wife from some red carpet photos of him and Ant years ago.
I remember he couldn't shut up about his son back a few years ago, the new kid excitement wore off after a while. But I never remember anything of real substance, just genetic parenting stuff.
Yes. He wouldn't shut up for years about Bams son, even though litterally no one ever cared. Then bam has a daughter and he doesn't say a word? Even though he has nothing els to talk about he never mentions bams daughter. Strange
He actually didn't talk about the kid much. He talked about himself as a father, using the kid as a crutch for any conversation. The kid itself not so much, kid was just a tool for the tool to be able to talk.
All I did was read the title and I already started laughing. I try to prepare myself for the worst thing I can imagine, and someone always manages to exceed it. You evil, twisted fucks.
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26 destinyaltboy 2016-12-24
Did he really have a retard?
21 BeakersRedBush 2016-12-24
I am also wondering about this. I do not know anything about the mother but i do know the father is a glass licking no talent retard, so is it safe to assume?
3 NortheastPhilly 2016-12-24
hey he's a pretty good skateboarder
10 deegan258 2016-12-24
I think it was a rumor that started because he doesn't talk about his kids much, especially the daughter. There's no proof I've seen on here though.
18 OpiesBreasts 2016-12-24
I read on this sub that someone actually saw his daughter, and that she is challenged. This sub provides accurate info.
18 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-24
Tss why not a chicken and bacon sub or sumpthin
7 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-24
niggers
your name means niggers
2 BrutalBastard 2016-12-24
Tsss...
IT'S WORDPLAY YUMAH, FUKKIN COCKSUCKAAA
1 [deleted] 2016-12-24
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4 chippersonlyle 2016-12-24
She holds the Guinness book of world records for most pennies eaten so I believe it.
9 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-24
When people are really private about their kids that's almost always why.
3 SlightFresnel 2016-12-24
But he was always hush hush about his son before his daughter was even born, I don't even think he mentioned the kids name once- first I heard that or the daughter I'm pretty sure it was Vos that let it slip.
I'm wondering if those are actually pics of his kids, never a family photo on his social media which is kinda odd... I get keeping your kids out of the limelight, especially with the ruthless cunts roaming this sub, but it seems like he's gone to great lengths to completely hide his family. I'd only ever seen his wife from some red carpet photos of him and Ant years ago.
6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-24
He tells stories about his son all the time. Never mentions the daughter, except cleaning her vagina (shhhhure). Which is also odd.
3 SlightFresnel 2016-12-24
I remember he couldn't shut up about his son back a few years ago, the new kid excitement wore off after a while. But I never remember anything of real substance, just genetic parenting stuff.
3 lord_minidisc 2016-12-24
What about his story where he almost punched a kid in a playground?
2 SlightFresnel 2016-12-24
I was going to edit that for spelling, but the freudian typo was too good.
6 _snoop_ 2016-12-24
Spuds McTitskie.
3 _snoop_ 2016-12-24
Potato Chip?
4 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-24
Yes. He wouldn't shut up for years about Bams son, even though litterally no one ever cared. Then bam has a daughter and he doesn't say a word? Even though he has nothing els to talk about he never mentions bams daughter. Strange
3 SGFTI 2016-12-24
He actually didn't talk about the kid much. He talked about himself as a father, using the kid as a crutch for any conversation. The kid itself not so much, kid was just a tool for the tool to be able to talk.
19 RacksDiciprine 2016-12-24
Why is Bonnie's sister in this picture?
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2016-12-24
We don't know, why are you in the picture
13 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-24
I'd love to jerk off and cum on Lynsi's slut face.
5 TheScarletR 2016-12-24
Looks a little bit like Shawna Lenee
3 oceanic231 2016-12-24
She does have a rather fuckable face.
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-24
http://i.imgur.com/E0Rose3.jpg
6 Flangirlamt 2016-12-24
Those fucking bracelets
2 oceanic231 2016-12-24
Vury good
13 nomorecompromise 2016-12-24
Lynz even has that dead eye'd gold digger look about her.
8 TheScarletR 2016-12-24
/u/whydontUlovemeLyndsi fawkin killin it for us this holiday season
6 Cold-in-the-D 2016-12-24
It takes a village to raise a child, right gang ?
4 0JRB19690 2016-12-24
Has anyone tweeted this to man tits yet?
3 packitchofsositch 2016-12-24
I wonder if she resents Bam for making that mongoloid inside her.
22 DaveNone 2016-12-24
The mongoloid girl is Opie's kid. The normal boy is Bam's. Opie's sperm is old so it's more likely to produce retarded children.
Geez man pay attention to our wild innuendo and rumors or you'll have to stay after class in detention with Uncle Paul.
5 AntsCamera 2016-12-24
If Opie would have done his job and slurped out the Heroin and Benzo cum, then this never would have happened.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-24
All I did was read the title and I already started laughing. I try to prepare myself for the worst thing I can imagine, and someone always manages to exceed it. You evil, twisted fucks.
3 Belchides 2016-12-24
Does anyone have a link to that Lindsey and Bam video?
1 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-24
I saw it in here a while ago https://www.gloryholefoundation.com/
n/a ajaxtheformula 2016-12-24
Fucking ass hole lol
3 Skitczobill 2016-12-24
These Bam and Lynsi shops really make a boy chuckle on xmas.
2 puppy_action_team 2016-12-24
Brutal, but so funny :D
2 panasonictooth 2016-12-24
All the "Elements" are there.
2 unclepaul84 2016-12-24
What a happy family!
2 Marmalade-Hat 2016-12-24
God damn this is rough. Calling his daughter a retard. c'mon
1 [deleted] 2016-12-24
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1 oceanic231 2016-12-24
So that girl on the left is actually Opie's wife now? She's smokin.
0 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-12-24
Not cool, bro. Merry Christmas, Opie.