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Y'know, when the uncle Paul but was new, my kids were still little, and I thought it was funny. Actually I thought it was funnier back then because there was some vagueness to it, and eventually it got very graphic and it wasn't as funny (but it's still funny).
You're not a good parent, but thinking uncle Paul is funny isn't the problem.
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42 Belchides 2016-12-24
Ant being straight forward.
24 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-24
Bam Margera
17 turnthemaround 2016-12-24
I have a dog, who is pretty much my baby. Making me a parent, yes.
5 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-12-24
I have a kitty. Does that make me some sort of gay parent?
-1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
what kind of dog ya got? i love pips
23 turnthemaround 2016-12-24
I was lying, stupid. Now upvote my joke and step off.
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-24
That escalated quickly
1 turnthemaround 2016-12-24
I just don't give a heck
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-24
Language
-1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
thought i did
1 [deleted] 2016-12-24
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2 stinksskc 2016-12-24
aw, i was gonna! whats up ziggy! merry pupmas
2 stinksskc 2016-12-24
heres my old dog
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/11350949_1435180170124716_1706680274_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=NjY3Mzc0NjE4MTI3NzY1MTg1.2
3 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-12-24
Ugly dog, stupid bass, merry Christmas faggot.
1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
:/
16 Smokegreentrees 2016-12-24
I collect all my cum in a jar, Im not parent yet but I hope to be a happy daddy one day
13 Thomas_Daly 2016-12-24
I have a 2 year old daughter i haven't seen since she was born.
21 fish_flower 2016-12-24
lol
2 Anarox 2016-12-24
Jesus Christ, get that fixed
15 Thomas_Daly 2016-12-24
Get what fixed? I left. I figure it's good karma. I spent my youth fucking girls whose fathers had left it's only right I do my part and give back.
9 TheEroticSpork 2016-12-24
Used to be
8 BeakersRedBush 2016-12-24
What's your definition of parent?
6 white_hispanic 2016-12-24
Meeeee! And she can never find out about this place.
4 Anarox 2016-12-24
Ayo she single
7 white_hispanic 2016-12-24
Shes 2 and yes.
2 cottonsweatpants 2016-12-24
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1 white_hispanic 2016-12-24
Ill keep you posted.
5 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-24
Not until my tonsils grow ovaries!
4 cakehornnigga 2016-12-24
Fez- "Do you have any kids?"
Ron- "Not until they start dropping out of fags assholes."
Ronnie B is a national treasure.
4 Guinness525 2016-12-24
Do you hope to be a proud papa one day, Stinks?
1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
some say i already am
2 BeakersRedBush 2016-12-24
Asia has relaxed policies when it comes to adoption. You could become this sub's Angelina Jolie.
1 Guinness525 2016-12-24
Iangelina?
0 BeakersRedBush 2016-12-24
Stinks-Nam
1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
Am I rich in China?
5 Anarox 2016-12-24
You got two loafs of bread and have 10 fingers?
2 stinksskc 2016-12-24
So yes
2 BeakersRedBush 2016-12-24
Yes?
2 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-12-24
I don't think you can get transsexuals pregnant, but what do I know?
1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
but can you really get a normal woman "pregnant'
4 bigmattson 2016-12-24
I have 3 sons, 2 vaguely look like skateboarders.
3 bonecrushingkisses 2016-12-24
I have a 3 year old boy but I should have had 3 more this year. Luckily they were all able to take the pills so no vacuums were used.
3 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-12-24
Do retards count?
3 Deleteme21 2016-12-24
I got a young'en. Who's asking?
3 A_Friendly_Creeper 2016-12-24
My turkey baster is ready for insertion.
3 Dannyprecise 2016-12-24
I've been sonnin niggas so long I think I got a grandson
2 DinkPinch 2016-12-24
Apparently what? tss
DOUBLE GUNS YOU FUCKIN PIECE-A G!
2 JMueller2012 2016-12-24
AS a fagh-thurrrrrr
2 Anarox 2016-12-24
Me
2 lemskroob 2016-12-24
I'm not allowed within 50 feet of a child.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-24
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1 MiniChipper 2016-12-24
I am, but I enjoy the Uncle Paul bit so I may not be a good one.
1 philtheprince 2016-12-24
Y'know, when the uncle Paul but was new, my kids were still little, and I thought it was funny. Actually I thought it was funnier back then because there was some vagueness to it, and eventually it got very graphic and it wasn't as funny (but it's still funny).
You're not a good parent, but thinking uncle Paul is funny isn't the problem.
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1 stinksskc 2016-12-24
Shady, she's good girl