Luis J Gomez to Big Jay Oakerson: "your whole look would make more sense with an eye patch"

97  2016-12-24 by TheScarletR

Im laughin cause my man know

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I mean I like Jay, but what is he doing…

Colin!

Yes, that in fact is a spin on a CQ quote.

I'm pretty sure it's a spin on an Anthony quote that was referenced by Colin in disgust, because I have autism.

You are correct sir. In reference to pushing Seinfelds car. That was when corsican pimp came up too I think.

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Hhhhhrrrmmm well, ya know, see here's the thing, first of all

Lashing out at his disgraces father:

https://youtu.be/ejMedBZk5PM

Do you think he takes the gloves off while jerking off to prevent cock rash.

I mean, he jerks off on the toilet and wipes it on his legs so probably just easier to leave them on for absorption.

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Big Jay is great but he dresses like the gayest member of Limp Bizkit

Jay actually started his career as a extra in a music video. It's a little hard to see but he is the guy on the right with the blue bandanna.

Look at him, he laughin' cause he know...

God damn...I want Big Jay and Nick Mullen to talk about black comedy for 3 hours.

holy shit never thought i wanted to hear this till now. the black comedy scene stories are my favorite ones from both of them

Bitch had more butt than a carton of Newports.

Luis' mom was wise to the jew menace and now he can't help his antisemitism.

"Iss OK, baby...yous mommy's little rattlesnake and those filthy jews will nev....zzzzzzzzzzz."

"iss okay baby....yous a real ass dude.....no matter what they......"

Someone on YouTube said it best: Big Jay looks like a middle school student who doesn't know his dad

look at him .... HE's LAUGHING (picard voice)

he laughin cause he know

Big Gay Pirateson

Pig gay oinkerson

Peckhas aids inyourson

Big Gay Jokerson

Big Jay "Nigger" Oakerson

nailed it

Tough to find that perfect formula, but when you do..

I thought you would have brought up all the great pig schumer bashing on this episode.

his hair half dyed blond is edgy and cool. right gang?

He looks like if Kevin Smith and Sia had an overweight child who watched EVERY season of Sons of Anarchy. It honestly looks like he took a full day to interview 13 year old boys in order to determine the BEST one to design tattoos for him. He talks about having threesomes all the time, but Ive never even seen him have sex with one person.

i havent seen him have sex, but i have smelled him have sex

Harsh but true.

The intro to Jay's crowdwork show on SeeSo is so unintentionally funny. The cameras make a point to highlight all of his homoerotic accessories as though they are endearing.

I demand to know what he said about the pink shirt tho

they're all dumb white trash and so are their fans

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Honestly, this is why black people are winning. They understand the peacocking game. White people always try to shame anybody who takes risks with their look, so every young white male just dresses like a plain dork, so they don't get ridiculed. If you want to trick women into fucking you, you have to dress flashy. And act cocky.

If you think dressing like a middle school student from 1998 is what gets pussy....I have some news for you

It isn't

just what the fuck do you think black people are winning at?

getting pussy.

I rarely see a 5/10 woman (much less a 10/10) with a peacocking black dude, unless that dude is a Lenny Kravitz hybrid type.

Diabetes, infant mortality rate, illiteracy, murder, arson, etc

Incarceration, fatherless households, HIV infection, sickle cell...

The Skanks are nearing implosion.

Jay seems like a nice guy but he's not funny. At all. What is he doing here?

I disagree

Yeah he's not a nice guy at all

I don't care what one hack says to another.

sorry didnt mean to pm you

It wasn't a bad dick pic, but ask before you send one next time.

ok if you dont like mullen or jay who DO you like?

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Colin!

Lashing out at his disgraces father:

https://youtu.be/ejMedBZk5PM

Do you think he takes the gloves off while jerking off to prevent cock rash.