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The greatest anti-social Norton story is he, CQ, and Laurie Kilmartin are flying back to JFK after USO shows in Iraq. He clears customs first, doesn't wait for them, grabs the first cab at JFK because he already ordered a prostitute. He ordered a prostitute on the plane after it landed or on his way to Customs and Immigration.
Even CQ who is admittedly is a selfish ass himself, was blown away. They had just spent several days together, and was thinking they'd go all in on a cab to the city. Jim couldn't wait five minutes for them to pass through those Customs/Immigration doors and happen to get dropped off before him. He wanted pussy, a urination session, or a penis and he wanted it immediately.
At least that's the story Jim is willing to share. Pretty sure the whole prostitution thing is a beard. He probably didn't want others to see who he was really meeting. He's a sad closeted person. Classic one actually.
Because he is a little jealous faggot that gets too clingy when he falls in love. The whole 'dirty' sex shit is a facade. You think Kelsey cook is there for her funny?
Yeah he can't do any upper-body work because, I think, he said it had something to do with an injury when he was a teen. And he has a hard time weight training his legs so his trainer has him do stairs and cardio.
Oh don't be so fooled by a mere photograph my lad. I bet Jimmy had been joyfully expecting the arrival of a certain hairy-sacked lady to take a dump on his chest the second the captured that picture.
What's up with him saying "I WEAR PANTIES BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN". That's like saying you like wine for the taste or cocaine for the smell... Just be your faggot sissy self for christ sakes, you panty wearing faggot.
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55 jgnurly 2016-12-23
Well if anyone knows a lonely faggot, its this sub
25 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-23
I've had it with his retro t-shirts.
8 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-23
The "pridefc never die" shirt is in the wash
4 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-23
seriously, he's 50-years-old.
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16 jcs1644 2016-12-23
The greatest anti-social Norton story is he, CQ, and Laurie Kilmartin are flying back to JFK after USO shows in Iraq. He clears customs first, doesn't wait for them, grabs the first cab at JFK because he already ordered a prostitute. He ordered a prostitute on the plane after it landed or on his way to Customs and Immigration.
Even CQ who is admittedly is a selfish ass himself, was blown away. They had just spent several days together, and was thinking they'd go all in on a cab to the city. Jim couldn't wait five minutes for them to pass through those Customs/Immigration doors and happen to get dropped off before him. He wanted pussy, a urination session, or a penis and he wanted it immediately.
2 copomash 2016-12-23
At least that's the story Jim is willing to share. Pretty sure the whole prostitution thing is a beard. He probably didn't want others to see who he was really meeting. He's a sad closeted person. Classic one actually.
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-23
It wasn't just a prostitute. He scheduled a session with a dominatrix.
15 dakkar1 2016-12-23
why doesnt he just act normal and get a regular girlfriend? ffs crater face can get chicks why cant jim?
21 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-12-23
Straight women don't want to date other women.
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20 aftershave 2016-12-23
a needy elderly queen who collects Sabbath memorabilia and wears an Atari shirt. Such a catch
12 TragicColonAutopsies 2016-12-23
But he is a millionaire.
4 Mikekekeke 2016-12-23
I would wear a dress to date a millionaire. But I refuse to shave my face, chest, back, arms, legs, crotch, and toe/finger knuckles.
3 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-23
Yimmy would prefer you stay undepilated. But he will insist on the dress to maintain the self delusion of heterosexuality.
2 slongbinh 2016-12-23
Nothing wrong with a little day old armpit odor either.
-1 carlosangeles 2016-12-23
Hey Norton.
1 LarryKleist711 2016-12-23
C'Mon on down...I wanna show you sumptin'.
5 mattirawks 2016-12-23
Because Jim thinks he should be dating 10s... He needs a reality check
8 carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-23
shhhure, i'll date 10's, but I usually prefer them a little younger
1 Sippycupofpee 2016-12-23
Because he is a little jealous faggot that gets too clingy when he falls in love. The whole 'dirty' sex shit is a facade. You think Kelsey cook is there for her funny?
10 LarryNozowitz 2016-12-23
There's nothing sadder than an old queen
4 LarryKleist711 2016-12-23
Or an aging hipster.
10 Clean-Ween 2016-12-23
It's like his personality decided to stop developing at age 17 while his body stopped at age 3.
9 LeVampire1992 2016-12-23
He's been hitting the gym religiously and THATS what he's got to show for it? Wtf does he do aqua aerobics like an old woman and eat salads all day?
6 ElectricHellKnight 2016-12-23
That's... exactly what he does.
1 YoBGS 2016-12-23
Yeah he can't do any upper-body work because, I think, he said it had something to do with an injury when he was a teen. And he has a hard time weight training his legs so his trainer has him do stairs and cardio.
He also had that brief kettle bell phase.
9 oceanic231 2016-12-23
This is the epitome of faggotness
3 Zenaesthetic 2016-12-23
*faggotry
1 oceanic231 2016-12-23
Faggot
7 fish_flower 2016-12-23
is he playing a song on repeat and complaining that he has to hear it all day? I don't understand...
7 Doom_Art 2016-12-23
He looked better overweight.
6 camaro69 2016-12-23
Still a depressed lonely sack of a person. :( And so is Jimmy.
6 mancubuss 2016-12-23
I'd make fun, but I'm a lonely faggot too
4 Flangirlamt 2016-12-23
I do not like Jim Norton.
4 Monospector 2016-12-23
He has old crabby dyke face.
4 ElectricHellKnight 2016-12-23
And body.
3 Bluesmoky 2016-12-23
The part where he says take the bells off because they look stupid made me chuckle a bit. The rest of it is like a video before a killing spree.
3 VeritablyClean 2016-12-23
That song is no Bad Blood by Neil Sedaka
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-23
Colins Song!
3 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-23
Norton is lonely and faggot
3 RichHeads 2016-12-23
Be more funny.
3 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-23
Why doesn't this faggot just go to Jersey and spend time with his family?
2 TwitterToStreamable 2016-12-23
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7 Swampbox29 2016-12-23
The fact that this 50 year old man is wearing an Atari t-shirt, supports your statement
5 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-23
Finally caught this manly man wearing something nerdy, he should've got a Reno Gracie bbj academy t shirt instead
1 PattonsDeadBeard 2016-12-23
Great bot. B/c I am blocked. But that video made me shut my whole browser.
2 choosingtangent 2016-12-23
This is not exactly breaking news
2 Deleteme21 2016-12-23
I could see a Christmas suicide this year. Wouldn't even blame him
2 TriangleDimes 2016-12-23
Jimmy is just a dirty old man.
2 halareous 2016-12-23
I liked it
2 9NepaliRed6 2016-12-23
Oh don't be so fooled by a mere photograph my lad. I bet Jimmy had been joyfully expecting the arrival of a certain hairy-sacked lady to take a dump on his chest the second the captured that picture.
1 Joemomma101 2016-12-23
Is this what he ruined the Nick Mullen interview for? So he can learn how to make these videos?
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1 segasarnold 2016-12-23
why so much hate for such a loveable sweet boy
2 ElectricHellKnight 2016-12-23
Jim hasn't been loveable, sweet, or a boy, for many years now.
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1 jjno1 2016-12-23
us
1 aprosbro 2016-12-23
Jim uses pity to get laid, thats why he will always be pitiful.
0 MedicatedHead 2016-12-23
What's up with him saying "I WEAR PANTIES BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN". That's like saying you like wine for the taste or cocaine for the smell... Just be your faggot sissy self for christ sakes, you panty wearing faggot.