Anyone on here in love?

1  2016-12-23 by [deleted]

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I can tell you with 100% certainty that your ex is fucking somebody who satisfies her like you never could at this very moment. Happy Holidays!

Some Jamaican dude is throwing such a big load in her mouth it looks like her teeth are melting

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I'm on /r/opieandanthony posting under the fucking name Transgendered_Chip, ready to respond to you within 1 minute of your reply. I'll let you put two and two together.

too real too real

Lets try to love each other

I know this one guy who has been told by his wife she likes him more than anyone else since 2009.

she's looking for an ego stroke

she got it from you, then hung out with you, and realized she thinks she can do better

ignore this bitch 100%, she's playing you like a clown... if you need love bro you come HERE and get it

She was drunk and got rejected by a big black nigger drug dealer with a python down his shorts, so she needed you make her feel good about herself.

When you sat there and babbled on and on about pokemon GO, she was reminded why she left you.

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cries

Your ex got plowed out by every dude she could wrestle down. Now she is looking for security for a bit.

She'll leave immediately first chance she gets bored.

Haha nigger got pimped. You're her hoe now. She pestered you and you caved so now she knows she can have you whenever she wants and now you're chasing after her, haha. She pimped you good. Same thing happened to me when I was a teen. I hope you didn't buy her anything for Christmas.

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The best thing to do is to hang back and wait for her to come to you again. Women lose their fucking minds when they're ignored by someone they want to be with.

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I hope it works out, you sound genuine and I'm drunk so I'm clearly faggy enough to give romance advice. As unfortunate as it may seem I've learned that the only relationships that work are the ones where one person is in charge.

The one person who truly believes they can walk away at any minute. One person is always the alpha, and it seems that women are unwilling or unable to really fill that role. My girlfriend likes to think we are equal but every second week or so she tests me, and I need to remind her what being alone feels like. She starts some dumb fight or takes me for granted. You cut her off for a bit and she will come back strong.

Love is for fags.

Dying alone is the only way to go.

If anyone's there to see you die you've fucked up.

She wanted the thrill of getting you back and making you love her again, once she got that she got bored.

I hope at least you fucked her when you "hung out" to get something from the experience except emotional pain.

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I bet she's at the phone store right now in tears.

Women know how to abuse you to the point where you lose yourself in a smoke of selfdoubt and hate. They have no issues leading you on and breaking it off on a whim, you take it personally but she just wanted a thing, and that thing is over. They are controlled by emotions with hardly any logic to be found. Just the god damn worst. Forget her and move on. Her phone didn't break btw, that's horseshit.

But...

I want you to keep at it, try getting ahold of her and make her come over. Then when she comes over you open the door, look her up and down and close that door right infront of her. Then never respond to any time of communication. So that bitch learns her lesson (she wont). Do it for the race of men, do it for your brothers in arms

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You are being a retard sir. You know, it really dulls my appreciation of this sub being reminded what useless assholes most of you are in real life. Please just keep it to the racist jokes in future

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Could you loan me ten thousand dollars? I'm trying to start a business.

you gave in so her chase is over and shes done with you. next time act like you dont give a fuck.

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keep your chin up bro! plenty of chicks out there. hottest girl ive ever been with got into me. when i gave in she bailed in an instant. sorry ho's you bring it on yourself.

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Lay a whisper on my pillow, leave the winter on the ground. I wake up lonely, there's air of silence in the bedroom and all around. Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away. It must have been love but it's over now. It must have been good but I lost it somehow. It must have been love but it's over now. From the moment we touched 'til the time had run out. Make-believing we're together, that I'm sheltered by your heart. But in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm. And it's a hard winter's day, I dream away. It must have been love but it's over now, it was all that I wanted, now I'm living without. It must…

I'm in love, the difference being that she also loves me unlike your ex whore

According to the commercials, if you give her a Pandora bracelet you'll be fine.

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Counts extra

Just broke up with girl i chased for 3 years because she lied about drinking and i dont tolerate that shit.

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Sorry bro she's playing u

I don't know you but if she's your ex, she's your ex for a reason. Keep it that way.

Between this post and the Trump posts, this sub is shit. Unsubscribing. SAD!

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