A very O&A Reddit christmas

3  2016-12-23 by Dennyislife

16 people in the house for it. 3 of them i can find anything to talk about with. 7 who i will try to deal with as little as possible.

We start on the booze at 11am so we can get through the day. How about you?

8 comments

9  baraksobamas 2016-12-23

14 people. Me and 13 men who have paid $25 each to ejaculate on my face.

2  TheScarletR 2016-12-23

Merry christmas sweet boy

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-23

You're makin money hand over fist

Play me off Johnny

8  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2016-12-23

4 people. Me, bird, mum & dad.

All 3 of them think I'm sober after some pseudo-intervention nonsense.

Heading round to girlfriend's mum's house before then and gonna rob some tramadol from her medicine cabinet. If Santa is real there will be a bottle of morphine there so I can have a swig and leave a horrible dump in the shitter.

1  Nulltor 2016-12-23

You eat dope before Xmas dinner you are gonna have a bowling ball of misery living in your colon for 3 days

3  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-23

Alcohol and weed to minimize the agitation and maximize the post meal sleepiness. I just wanna pass out and get through it without antagonizing the people I guess I love, fuck christmas. Forced bullshit.

3  AntsCamera 2016-12-23

Gonna go to a family members house, wait until everyone gets fucking drunk say something about Trump, then sit back and enjoy my handy work.

I made a bet with my old lady I could walk half the house out before dinner.

I would rather sit home, enjoy my fucking day off, but I love some of those relatives.

1  Monospector 2016-12-23

Big family gathering at my jerk off rich uncle's McMansion.

Probably going to just sit in the heated garage drinking Glenmorangie Signet and smoking dope until its a proper time to load up a to go bag and go back to my shitty apartment.

1  [deleted] 2016-12-23

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