The face of an innocent man

82  2016-12-23 by JoeCumiaSr

53 comments

#PizzaFaceGate

Yeah, this is how I am going to envision Uncle Paul from now on.

The thing is if Anthony was involved in a pedo ring like pizza gate I wouldn't be too surprised

I'd be surprised if he's not running it.

"I'm a teacher, sir! And those are art photos!"

PizzaGateFace

What a Moe Syszlak-looking nigger.

"Kid Presentable"

Looks like those individually placed follicles are individually displacing themselves.

Individually placed pock marks still proudly in place

Follicle rot.

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Fuckin' homerun Jesse

meh can't all be winners

He looks like Freddy Krueger immediately after the parents burned him

This man is not white.

Well, the blacks don't want him either, so who's gonna suck it up and take him?

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They have a surplus on knife fighters, he'll have to find a new way of life.

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He's miscegenated?

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He certainly is old-timey, though.

He looks like he's in the early transformation of Brundlefly

he looks like a dry sponge

Ernest Goes to Hospice

After he dies

HE A GOOD BOY! HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN! HE HAS HIS OWN SHOW! HES A HARDWORKIN MAN!

Ffs I just woke up this visage isn't manageable this early

Says any of the methed out broads that fucked him for a place to stay

He looks like Joe Piscopo after a house fire.

The faces on Mt. Rushmore are smoother.

growing old doesn't have to mean losing all self respect but anthony's pictures argue the other way.

I can see through his hair

It's gold, Jerry!

cool taint-hair wig, Ronald McCumia

He should be dead by March.

Not saying he will die, I'm just saying he should.

Dasjimvarneydo!

Let the binge drinking commence

Hair really doesn't want to grow on that head.

Well there is some #nightmarefuel

Is that Adam Lanza?

It is.

He's at least still got those big, sweet doe eyes that Patrice mentioned.

Patrice must have been stroking out when he said they were handsome.

I think I bought a gabbagool from him the other day...

He's good until the next insane psycho teen that he lures into his guinea lair.

I told him not to look into the Ark.

"In bar light, she looked alright. In daylight, she looked desperate." - The Hold Steady

Makes the satellite radio reference funnier.

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It looks like he is wearing a merkin on top of his head

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That's an ugly 3rd degree burned up nigger faggot.

"innocent"

Good lord, please tell me there is some photoshop at play here.

None, just no makeup and a week without hair dye.

He looks like one of those lava rocks you use to retain heat in your barbecue

Patrice must have been stroking out when he said they were handsome.

meh can't all be winners