Jimmy vs Fez
0 2016-12-23 by deanthecleanmachine
who sucks cock better? Is it a tie? Does Anthony come out of nowhere to take the title away? When will Opie ever come out of the closet? Will Sam Roberts ever meet his real dad? Find out next week on, "Everyones gay but Ronnie!"
6 comments
6 takyon_deathyon 2016-12-23
oof
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2016-12-23
What a shitpost.
Though if I were to answer honestly I'd say Jimmy. He's enough of a creep and sexual deviant that I'm sure he could skillfully grease up a cock Even though he isn't actually gay.
Fez, despite his homosexuality, would be too self conscious I think. Too timid. His uncomfortableness and caginess would transmit into his dick sucking. Which could be hot for some people idk but not my cup of tea.
Ant I think would not make a good cocksucker. Sure he likes Sue but he doesn't strike me as sexually submissive. Dominant personalities make bad dick suckers.
-2 Monospector 2016-12-23
Ronnie is gay. He roofies tweens and slobbers on their wiggly lil pricks like he slobbers on a hoagie.
3 skankhunt420lol 2016-12-23
Ronnie only roofies his daughter.
1 assreaper 2016-12-23
wow
1 DaveNone 2016-12-23
You better cut that shit out or Ronnie will tough talk and threaten to kick your ass and pretend he can waddle out of his chair in under 6 minutes.