Merry Christmas Jim Florentine

0  2016-12-22 by unclepaul84

Right now your wife is bouncing up and down riding the cock of a basement dwelling rookie cop. Then the young bull explodes inside of her as she lies there completely satisfied. Enjoy Christmas without your son there. I wonder if he is calling the 20 year old guy daddy yet. I'm sure the boy looks up to a police officer more than a washed up hack comedian. Have fun being alone. Merry Christmas!

12 comments

14  TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-22

this feels a little mean spirited.

0  oceanic231 2016-12-22

No humor, just bitterness

9  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2016-12-22

I don't celebrate christmas, what am I, 5?

3  goo-gobbler 2016-12-22

shhhhhuuuurreeee. I rememba when yous was younger and youd drink santas milk heh heh

1  oceanic231 2016-12-22

Oh shhhhuuuuuurrrrrreeee. I would tell ya to lay down so I could make sure you wasn't hiding any Christmas candy in ya bum bum. You would always say you didn't, but I had to make shhhuuurrrrreee.

3  andycumiashow 2016-12-22

Remember when he tried to sue the city because a young cop was giving it proper to his wife in a Hoolihan's parking lot?

2  Guinness525 2016-12-22

Lol this isn't the first time I've seen Jim Florentine be associated with cuckoldry. What's the context?

8  andycumiashow 2016-12-22

Do you remember when Florentine was all lovey-dovey and content that his wife was his one and only? At that same time, his wife was getting nailed by a young cop in an parking lot in New Jersey.

4  unclepaul84 2016-12-22

http://nypost.com/2015/07/06/comic-says-cop-who-had-sex-with-his-ex-broke-up-his-marriage/

1  Amiigo7 2016-12-22

Did Jim steal one of your toys?

1  puppy_action_team 2016-12-22

I think the tone should be toned down a little bit. But I do agree, Florentine sucks.

-4  CamMoses 2016-12-22

so this is why he is such a twat, nice back story bro