Maybe if Kelsey Cook would just fuck the young lad, he wouldn't be busy edging on the radio.

The sad part is, it's not just about fucking her. He wants her to be his girlfriend.

He wants to be her girlfriend.

He already is

Ew, why would she fuck her dad?

That wouldnt solve it, the mans been laid before.

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You must come from a long line of morons if one sentence qualifies as a lot of analysis.

His lack of show prep is hurting the show just as much as these awful box guests

Jim won't even watch any popular shows, so when Sam talks about The Walking Dead Jim is still on season four and has nothing to contribute. He watches half an episode at a time, if that. It might only make the show slightly better if he watched a full show so they can discuss it, but he refuses to do even that. From what it sounds like, his normal night consists of eating a tiny meal, watch 1/4 of a show on Netflix, then spend hours either edging or getting massaged, hoping he can turn it into a happy ending. He's such a fucking weird loser.

Who wants to hear hot takes on the faggot zombie show anyway? Rather listen to Rogan give a thorough ball washing to some naturopath snake oil salesman than that horseshit.

It's just an example of his lack of show prep, you homosexual.

Easy with the the word homosexuals bro. It's just sexuals now. Homosexual is offensive.

Well if triggering me was his intention, then he'll be pleased to know...mission accomplished.

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What's gayer. Twd or wrestling talk?

*wrasslin

The crotch chop talk ofc, wwe is really made for kids

We are all buncha tough guys over here!! We only watch manly shit like the casino and good fellas!!

We're guys guide to being a mans man type of fellas

zombie are so stupid unless ur wearing a kiss shirt while getting blew

You make a decent point, but serious question. Why the fuck do you even listen to the show then or frequent this sub? I don't get O&A fans...

Why are you here if you don't understand that?

I wonder if matt sera knows he has made a terrible mistake by hosting a ufc podcast with the weirdo, he doesn't really watch ufc past the mainstream stuff and only knowledge is a few really poplar fighters name

Dana White matched them up. I think anyone of the LOS crew would do a better job of cohosting the UFC podcast then Jim. Luis does a decent job of it with Bisping.

For a guy who's been watching MMA longer than I even knew it existed...he's remarkably ignorant of the game & can only offer the shallowest analysis of a fight. Even super-casual viewers will pick up certain aspects of the gamevia simple exposure, knowing what tools are used at different ranges, ringwork, footwork etc.

As much as I find him irritating Brendan Schaub would probably be a better cohost for Serra. Schaub with his stock-bag of Sandler/Apatow/Always Sunny appropriated jokes still has more variety in his comedy than Yimmy.

Here is the thing, he has been trying to get that ufc money by pretending to be a mma fans, and probably through the Rogan connection. He never analyst any fight tho he just call the fighters a beast/a prooblem

They would never pay Brendan now cause he's consistently talking shit about ufc

I've wondered quite a few times what the fuck Jim does with all of his time.

When you put it like that he really does live an odd life. He could definitely be pulling in tail from his stand up shows.

THERMITE PAINT

Nobody gives a fuck about your service.

Yeah that's been my biggest gripe with Jim, he's picked up a lot of bad Opie habits. He never used to be like that, he was ultra-prepared all the time, now it's like he's asleep at the wheel/can't be bothered. And it's almost like he goes out of his way to not be informed about ANYTHING remotely current pop culture whatsoever. It's kind of part of your job, bubba. Open yer fuckin ears, jackass.

I agree, female guest suck in general to begin with (sorry) but it's exacerbated by Jim's perversions.

Lol it's not like he had been rely on hack material for over a decade. He thinks it make him look like some tough man for not knowing pop songs or anything pop culture

He and Florentine both have that, I love that they don't realize it's crippling to have that mindset as a comic. All you're doing is limiting yourself.

It happens when shit head thinks he's Carlin, people are lining up to see his take on lewinski

Jim talking politics hurts the show and is nauseating. What an Uniformed dope.

It's still better than Howard Stern's political takes. He literally watches Fox News for the hot chicks and gets his news from there at the same time.

Jimmy is like Bobo. They're both mutants who should never reproduce, and yet they have unreasonably strong sex drives for some reason. It's like God or evolution is endeavoring, through them, to produce more freaks and monsters.

At least Anthony has the decency to be attracted to females who are way too young to bear children.

Tranthony Cumeata

Have you just been storing that up for so long that you lost the patience for waiting for an appropriate time to use it?

Lol I really am a faggot

Oh, you fat freckled fuck face.

I would put "faggot" in there if more characters were allowed

I don't use that word publicly, only in the bedroom.

could say you use it pubelickly or sumpthin tsss tsss

I don't get it.

go to bed faggot

The Compound's busiest domestic abuser

Shut up faggot

spaceshull endeavurrr

Endeavurr replaced challenguur

Tha spashuttul...that lauched yisterday...replaced...spachuttel challengurr.

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Excellent point. Ant's choices are also way too male to bear children.

Jim Norton managed to line up a date with Rachel Uchitel and couldn't close the deal

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One of the reasons Opie & Jim ended was because Opie booked DL Hughley instead of a porn star. I think everyone better get used to hooters on the radio.

No no no no Jim ended the show because he has so much integrity

Women are radio poison.

They don't have anything funny or interesting to say.

Women are funny, get over it. When amy schumer says mah vagaaaaana i lose my shit every time.

And they're smart too

So. Fucking. Brave.

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Maybe he should actually lift some weights at the gym and he wouldn't be so pathetic with his failed attempts to pick up girls. He has female trainers training him to have a feminine body.

I like how the Big Jim photoshop look better than he does.

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Jim should call Rogan and get on some of that HRT, he's too old to bulk properly.

Or just start eating again. Short guys can greatly increase their perceived height by putting on some weight. It's when they go rail-thin that makes them look like children.

You know now that I think of it, it was really, really strange how angry Jim got when Opie put the kibosh on his boring slut interviews. I mean he got really, really fucking pissed off. I understand Jim getting offended when he felt Opie slighted one of his comic friends he invited, that's a friendship and honor/decency thing. But the way he got so extremely mad about the "no more porn stars" dictum made no sense at all. I mean he acted like a kid whose mom took away his favorite toy towards Opie. Why did he get so upset? He's not friends or colleagues with these sluts or anything like he is with the comics. And every single point Opie made about them being boring was bullseye, irrefutable.

So what the fuck is the deal? I think maybe it's therapeutic to be able to talk to women in a 'deep' way that he doesn't get from escorts or any other part of his life really. It became important to him emotionally. If this is the case he's abusing his status on the show and is forcing the studio and the audience to suffer through things that none of them enjoy, who have told him consistently that we don't enjoy it, for what amounts to entirely personal reasons.

It's been a problem before, if my memory serves me. Back when Steve did lots of bookings, Opie got annoyed at all the porn stars. I cant remember Jim's reaction, but I'm pretty sure it was Jim who wanted them on. So this might go back pretty far.

Thats why Jim has them in, so he can get his rocks off. That porn star they were talking about kissing and he has to escalate it to more sexual stuff. It's as transparent as his worm skin.

Yeah, with Howard it was always funny because he knew he was doing it for a radio audience. When Jim does it it's just for edge material later in the day.

I remember dudes calling into stern saying 'this was a three tissue show today.' yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach

Is that a tissue time reference or stern reference?

I thought it was raining out on my drive to work this morning, but it turned out that it was just Jim salivating through my speakers. That's how bad it was....

Was it

Yes.

i'm just trying to figure out why his new go to is asking every woman if they've been cheated on, and admitting that he does.

has he recently found a cuckquean or something?

Because he thinks it comes off as relatable and its an in to talking about sex.

He has been trying to turn that kelisi cook to cheat for him

I think you're right. He's spent half his fortune on hookers, and now that he makes less money he's got to get his fix for free. This is why he gets these female MMA fighters in. It's the closest he can get to a tranny sitting on his face.

Love Jimmy, but he's got to face a couple of things. He may be strange looking and a borderline midget but he's funny and, more importantly, has some cash. If he really wanted a female partner, he'd have one.

The turn-off for them isn't his "sexual deviancy." Every guy is a pervert in some way.

The turn-off is up for discussion - his (totally not gay) trannie habit, his complete lack of self-esteem, his fixed false grin in every photo. His unaddressed homosexuality. Whatever.

Seeing his vacant eyes with a plastered on grin next to every uninterested "celebrity" makes me wish little Jimmy would crack open a beer every once in a while.

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While I agree with you let's not get too ahead of ourselves with Jimmy...the FBI is busy enough keeping crime stats for the Cumias.

Nah, he's just a betamale cuck

Even when he talks ABOUT female celebrities, he always obsesses over sex. Sam notes how Megyn Kelly is a stern interviewer, and Jim immediately goes, "I bet she's really submissive in bed. She probably likes a good spanking." And then on and on with this shit.

It can get bad, Anthony (and even Opie to some degree) used to buffer that shit a little better. I forgot about the Emanuelle Chriqui thing, that was so insanely awkward and I don't know why. He just kind of lobbed the question out there and made it all about guys cheating for some reason, she went along with it but it felt so shoehorned in. It wouldnt matter if the interviews were longer, but since they're like 20 minutes its so blatant

I forgot about the Emanuelle Chriqui thing, that was so insanely awkward and I don't know why. He just kind of lobbed the question out there and made it all about guys cheating for some reason, she went along with it but it felt so shoehorned

She grew up a Hasidic Jew so they should have been asking her about mailing cum rags.

hassidim but I don't believe em

Go to break ya piesa g

You hear about the Jewish terrorist?

He was going to hijack a plane but he didn't want to use his miles.

You hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

anyone catch his rant about how the masturbating security guard dindu nuthin?

Did anyone else catch it when Jim said just because he likes to wear panties around the house it doesn't mean he wants to be a woman... It was so fucking left field I couldn't help but do a spit take. He's seriously out of his mind in a bad way.

Yeah he sucks dude they all are awful I hate myself for ever listening

Jimmy's a scared, confused little boy...

the fact that he has to say "oh and he's really funny" when he mentions ANYONE'S NAME. the fact that he's trying to press the buttons, thinking he should be a radio guy, but tefftdawg presses the butts anyway. and mentions it incessantly. the fact that he's interested in relationship talk even though he's a 50 year old bachelor.

long story short...

DON'T. LET. HIM. FORGET. THAT. HE. DANCED.

Jim is such a funny guy. I really wish he'd take a break from his 8 hour tranny movie edging sessions and actually do some prep for the show. He always seems uninformed because he's always seeing everything they talk about for the first time on air.

It really is Sam Roberts show.... With Jim Norton

That's what it should have been called.

It does kind of seem like he just shows up every morning. At least Sam preps.

I actually kind of like when Jimmy's a passive creep to most of the talking head Millennial bimbos that come in. It would be a lot funnier though if he was just an outright creep to them.

"Sam is good"

That's when you lost me.

Jim is a bad radio cohost.

Is funny!! We all love bum version of ona!! Teff dawg woof woof!! Le piss Lord tickle at my feet much funny wow!!!

You try too hard.

Mah trannies!!! Woof woof what what hello hello

none of the shows will survive with them all split. O&A need to get back together.

Dude. He only does this for himself and his obsession of cunts, armpits, etc.

Do we hate Jimmy again?

Jim is terrible and always has been. He occasionally has funny outbursts and/or observations, but that's it. He only really worked when Anthony was there as the anchor to extract the funny stuff and carry it across the finish line himself. But even those moments were few and far between if we're honest. The rest of the time his 'comedy' was inserting the word 'shit' or 'cunt' into a random non sequitur while Anthony laughed as though some new comedic dimension had just been discovered.

His behavior around women is so fucking cringy I have to turn the show off whenever there's a female guest. It's not funny-cringy either, it's just a sad and pathetic worm trying to fetishize his creepyness while we all listen. There's nothing even remotely interesting or humorous about that.

When are people going to realize that he's terrible and only works in one context: the third wheel on the O&A show circa 2009.

It's true he worked much better as a third wheel. Just like Anthony he needs someone else as funny to bounce ideas off of. It's like they forgot the formula just a bunch of guys with good chemistry hanging out having a funny conversation. The show for me has kind of become waiting through all the other stuff just to get to those rare moments now.

His behavior with women is kind of like how every high school kid tries to get pussy as an emotional tampon. He'll listen to her sob story about how she got cheated on but instead of being overly supportive he'll just go home and masturbate to it.

Fact: Patrice shows were great because worm wasn't there to interrupt

Not to mention the chipperson garbage, was it repetitive and sad when he kept doing it on tacs

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Nancy Grace would've had a sexual inquisition at some point if she didn't walk off, he was still in the foreplay stage.

Whereas what you said above is all true, it's transparent you used the word "transparent" too many times.

I didn't listen, but I think its safe to assume he shoehorned in a foot fetish reference

Another I'm a Tier 1 listener from Wackbag in 2006 post on this subreddit. Cool.

Edit: This has been his interview technique for oh I don't know 15 years now. It's ok to skip an interview every now and then. Jim and Sam aren't going to scold you on the air for it. Everything's gonna be ok. I promise.

Lol it's not like he had been rely on hack material for over a decade. He thinks it make him look like some tough man for not knowing pop songs or anything pop culture

It happens when shit head thinks he's Carlin, people are lining up to see his take on lewinski

Tha spashuttul...that lauched yisterday...replaced...spachuttel challengurr.