In today's turbulent culture, we need to stop hiding behind anonymous reddit accounts. It's simply not fair anymore to attack others without repercussion. I'll go first as a gesture of good faith.

10  2016-12-20 by OkaySeriouslyBro

My name is Richie Woffenhooger and I'm the head shoelace tier at the shoelace factory.

32 comments

18  Lyle_Chippers0n 2016-12-20

My name is Rich Vos and I'll be at the Helium comedy club in Buffalo, NY on the 31st.

8  andycumiashow 2016-12-20

My name is Anthony Cumia. I used to be a radio personality.

7  Opprobriousness 2016-12-20

My name is B-i-ll T-e-t-l-e-YYYYYYYYy Bill Tetley.

6  Iagainstiagainsti1 2016-12-20

I'm Paul R. Nelson

5  Mud- 2016-12-20

Hi Ritchie, I'm Saul Goodstien.

4  OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-20

Saul I got a shoelace stuck up my butt and I wanted to know if it was covered by shoelace insurance

5  Mud- 2016-12-20

Sir, I'm not in the shoelace game. I'm a banker.

2  OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-20

This isn't about monopoly I wanna know if the shoelace insurance is gonna remove this shoelace from my butt!

1  Mud- 2016-12-20

Sure, why not.

0  AntsCamera 2016-12-20

Fucking heeb.

2  Mud- 2016-12-20

Can't believe I doxxed myself, record a podcast then make a thread about me being victimized.

2  CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-20

Are you a lawyer?

I'm currently facing some litigation, my name is JEW GOLDSTEIN

5  NotRye 2016-12-20

I'm Billy Doodleshnuck and my soup has a chair in it!

5  Bluesmoky 2016-12-20

My name is Travis and I like to make werewolf MOVIES!!!!

5  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-20

My name is David Frede. Some of you may remember me for my time as an intern for the Opie & Anthony radio show in the year 2009. I learned a lot from my time there under the tutelage of Gregg Opie Hughes, Anthony Cumia and little Jimmy Norton.

I was advised to come and visit the reddit Website by Daniel Ross ( jew ) who was a producer for the Opie and Anthony Show for many years. I can see form my time here that all of you are very creative if a little silly.

I am currently unemployed, my last job as an Executive Greetings Analyst at the Jew Museum of New York City ended recently jew to a misunderstanding over ethnic food, appropriate attire, inappropriate behavior and antisemitism both on my part and against me.

I am a technical virgin and live at home with my parents who are also Jewish.

If any of you can recommend an employment opportunity in the Upper West side of New York City I would be most jew.

Thank you for your time and your consideration.

David ( jew ).

6  Jackatard 2016-12-20

YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD RIGHT NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DAVID!!

2  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-20

What does this mean?

Hello?

3  Jackatard 2016-12-20

You remember Intern David, but you don't remember this well known Patrice bit with Anthony?

3  Tedtheredditor 2016-12-20

You remember intern David but you don't remember when we found him on LinkedIn?

1  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-20

I am David.

1  Jackatard 2016-12-20

Yes, I do remember that. What's your point?

5  JPSouthampton 2016-12-20

My name is Cocaine Dawkins and im a black person

4  AntsCamera 2016-12-20

My name is Dick Chokerson, and I am a plant supervisor at a dick cream factory.

4  leroidianhaus 2016-12-20

My name is Gregg Hughes and I'm an apprentice shoelace tier at the shoelace factory.

3  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-20

Club Soda Kenny. I do security for Brian on the Brink, and other celebrities.

2  thissiteruinedme 2016-12-20

I'm Scruples Henry McFrostytips, and I bought six bull testes from you, and these are little potatoes!

2  blackoutjason 2016-12-20

My name is Max Headroom and I'm on tv or something.

2  ArmchairFabio 2016-12-20

My name is Mojo Howitz and my Dad used to play a detective on TV.

2  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2016-12-20

My name is Josef Kumeer and I'm a producer for Brain on the Brink.

I also do some part-time work as a DJ and a rapist.

1  baraksobamas 2016-12-20

My name is baraks obamas and I'm fuckin coastin yo

1  Zombied77 2016-12-20

I'm Scrimmy Fuck-Nuts and I'm a fisher of men.

0  Ant_Sucks 2016-12-20

My name is Dougie Woffenhooger, and my husband is such a goof. "head shoelace tier"! Ha!