I liked Harry Potter when I was 8 when the prospect of living away from my parents house and doing magic appealed to me. There are 27 year old males that still have this fantasy.
It's hard watching him lately, both reading the sub, but just his actual twitter and writing. I loved his first few specials, the dude is a legit funny guy. Like most other people (especially musicians, actors, and comedians), his social media is awful. I hate hearing peoples political flag waving (from either side), it's embarrassing and nahhht funny.
ehh maybe you're right. i'd say if anything, jedi would the right wing ancient religious sect, and the left would be the rebels fighting against the empire? i don't know, man.
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21 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-20
Irrefutable proof that both Star Wars and Harry Potter are for fags.
6 SteeringTheShip 2016-12-20
I liked Harry Potter when I was 8 when the prospect of living away from my parents house and doing magic appealed to me. There are 27 year old males that still have this fantasy.
12 DNStorage 2016-12-20
"Luke, your mother went to sleep forever."
11 Snake_____86 2016-12-20
And this is a faggoty little worm liberal fake tough guy on Twitter. People say he's a "comedian", but we prefer to call him a murderer.
10 John_Gulbunny 2016-12-20
This is comedy now
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10 Guinness525 2016-12-20
And this is Patton Oswalt. He's a murderer, but prefers the term "alt-loving husband."
8 [deleted] 2016-12-20
jesus fucking christ, you have a receding hair line and youre talking about Harry Potter. I'm both ashamed and embarrassed for this carfizzi faggot.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-12-20
More like Truckflat, tssssss
7 baraksobamas 2016-12-20
I hope the next meal he eats is a bottle of lunesta
4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-20
Someone needs to walk up to patton and just push him down and tell him to shut up, and I consider myself to be a fan of his?
2 WiretapStudios 2016-12-20
It's hard watching him lately, both reading the sub, but just his actual twitter and writing. I loved his first few specials, the dude is a legit funny guy. Like most other people (especially musicians, actors, and comedians), his social media is awful. I hate hearing peoples political flag waving (from either side), it's embarrassing and nahhht funny.
3 OswaldTheLucky 2016-12-20
Both Darth Vader and Patton Oswalt killed their wives and got away with it. His comments just show a nervous telling guilt.
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3 Mikekekeke 2016-12-20
Patton sat on his wife's face and made her alt-living.
2 SherrodSmall 2016-12-20
Patton is an alt-fag
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-20
call me a liberal faggot, but that's at least objectively a well-written joke. (and he's at least attempting humor and not just soap boxing)
0 yeahheymate 2016-12-20
Is it a well-written joke or a borderline retarded wifekilling thing to say?
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-20
the former.
0 [deleted] 2016-12-20
How is it well written? It's make sense if he said alt-sith
0 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-20
no it doesn't, that would be like saying alt-nazi (if you follow his logic).
0 [deleted] 2016-12-20
Because alt right is still on the right. Following his logic why would Darth Vader be alt Jedi?
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-20
ehh maybe you're right. i'd say if anything, jedi would the right wing ancient religious sect, and the left would be the rebels fighting against the empire? i don't know, man.
1 Yaseetheo 2016-12-20
I guess being the cause of your wifes death also drains the funny you once had.
1 dakkar1 2016-12-20
good god what faggots
1 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-12-20
Fans ruin everything.
1 wicked_crayfish 2016-12-20
And apparently xanax is the alt-sleeping pill.
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