Opie takes 3 weeks off for Christmas then complains about losing his channel, fa la la la la

108  2016-12-20 by That70smoke

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Shows back up in January fa la la la la

We moved you to Lithium fa la la la la

You're only reading intros with the la la la la la la

He'll be too dumb to realize. Fa la la la la.

When he's introing Cumbersome and Interstate Love Song. Fa la la la la.

That his life has come full circle from WBAB. Fa la la la la.

The past 22 years were all for nothing. Fa la la la la.

God please let this happen.

He'll be put with Katt Corbett like Todd was put with Jayde.

I doubt he could even get a regular radio gig on any NY/Boston station. He brings nothing to the table and his name means about shit now so why would they bring in a guy who spent the last 10+ years shitting on them?

He's pretending he's happy. Fa la la la.

See that leaf, coming down the stream... it's Vic Henley... and Sherrod, you're coming down the stream too... oh and here come all those obscure leaves that weren't even good enough to be interviewed on the 3rd hour of Bennington... you can do it leaves!

Visit the aquarium la la la la

Make another hater vid la la la la

Coulda been a model with my fa la la la

Retired fishing in my piss socks la la la la

"Ahhhh, STP's Time's a Ways to Go...great tune snifff....so where we at wit da STP"- Tits on Lithium

Gonna put a bullet in his fa la la la

Orange hair and red jelly with the la la la

Sneaking round the house fa la la la

Search in Lynsi's closet fa la la la

Find a signed Beatles album fa la la la

Wake up christmas morning fa la la la

Open up a pair of socks fa la la la

The Beatles album went to Bam with the fa la la la la la la la la la la la la

It's all bought with Opie's money anyway fa la la la.

Sandy Kane was right. Fa la la la la.

He is lazy as fuck. Fa la la la la.

He should be enjoying his last days working. Fa la la la la.

Source for the Sandy Kane comment?

TYFYS

What a fucked up little cult we have that everyone knows what that means and say it in his voice.

I was a governor, a navy seal, a fight-or (aka greased up fag overacting in women's panties)

I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

Heh, Heh, He-Yeah, that's the GOVERNMENT's line!

MBIND CONTRAWLL!

Sandy looks like Yoda with wig.

Lambchop videos fa la la la. Alone in the aquarium fa la la la. Muttering to himself with the la la la la la.

Ha, I didn't even know he was off. I just thought Logan got tired of uploading his shit.

Gonna do some fly fishin' brudda man! Maybe he'll still be able to return in early 2017 with some of that cutting edge discussion about which type of leg waders to use.

Expecting winter beach videos any moment

Praying for plane crash videos though.

hes going to come back to a locked hallway

being off-air is the best thing for the longevity of Opies career.

Only reason my marriage lasted as long as it did was because I was away from home on deployments a decent amount.

Not doing something is a great way to do it longer.

Thank you for your service.

Seriously.

That's not true for cocaine.

I dunno, only reason I can afford to do cocaine right now is because I haven't spent all my money on cocaine.

He's lucky to be on anything fa la la la la

And that includes his wife fa la la la la

When Bam's not currently there fa la la la la

Head on a swivel fa la la la la

Can't stand on rolling skateboard now fa la la Half pipe hurts to much fa-la la la la Trying to recapture youth, fa la la la la Video camera sex recording la la la la Tits are almost big as hers fa la la la la Cialis isin't working right fa la la la la sadness in the hamptons now la la la la really hate the philly crew, now la la la la Gonna play my radio show, now la la Where's my channel, fa la la la la Watch some mtv classic instead, la la la la Hate that jackass show so much fa la la His junk looks huge in that x-ray, la la No wonder he's scared of snakes fa la la la la She's in the other room giggling, la la la la Goin' for a drive now fa la la la la Gonna drive through the beach fa la la la la Viral video, la la la la Wont stop until i hit some sharks fa la la la la Concrete bag in my lap, la la la This time its full now, fa la la la Splish splash splish splash i go faa la la laaa laaa Blbbbb blblblbbb blib nilb flibbb lbbb lbbb lbbb lbbb

I honestly don't wish ill on him, his family, etc.

BUT seeing him realize that he has no leverage cause nobody fucking likes him, seeing him sew the fruits of his labors of being awful, selfish, shitty to every coworker, not sticking up for Ant and thinking he was top shit, SOMEHOW...

Yeah, yeah I really love that.

Sharks in the water fa la la la la

Raising Bam's son and daughter fa la la la la

Screwed himself so Lyndsi doesn't hafta fa la la la la

Years of great negotiation skills fa la la la

Negotiated himself off his own channel fa la la la

Let's a half chimp replace him fa la la la la

Somehow making Ant look successful fa la la la

Who is Opie?

One of Howard Stern's disgruntled old interns.

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New Bit: Erock is the Sirius XM Fat-shun!

I can't wait for Faction Talk! It's gonna be so awesome!

It would make me so happy if it became "Faction Talk Featuring Jason Ellis" like on the original channel.

Faction Talk is going to make Sirius great again.

"Allow him time to clean out his corner then escort him from the property!"

Gonna call and hang up, fa la la la la.

Where's that one caller, fa la la la la.

"Tits was here" on ibeam la la la la la No more Spuds Buckley la la la la la Lynsi fucking Bam on coffin la la la la la World lost exactly nothing la la la la la

Shitty video goes viral la la la la la Too late, he's wormfood la la la la la

Finally hit rock bottom fa la la la la

Begging to join TACS fa la la la la

Disregard that rock bottom part for now fa la la la la

Ant's going to make him buy in

I was playing with my tits, fa la la la la.

Cuckolded by Bam in the la la la la.

I wish I had 3 weeks off.Fa la la la la.

While we're talking about the Sleeves bit does anyone have links to their best riffs from O&A? Some of the hardest I ever laughed at those miserable cunts.

You guys are delusional. The multimillionaire with the hot wife is crushed I'm sure.