NO MORE FUCKING PORN STARS FUCK

95  2016-12-20 by Muted_Post-Horn

THEY ARE LITERALLY NEVER NOT BORING

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Porn stars stink, but I'd much rather hear Asa Akira talk about porn than Rogilio Velazquez talk about how he drinks egg whites for his UFC training and listen to Jim talk about how he's a beta male.

Porn girls and sports guys are the two worst guest types

musican and rock stars? u know they do blows and have sex with lots of women right?

And apparently the easiest guests to get

Man Jim really is just the worst type of beta male. If he wasnt rich he would of probably killed himself long ago

would of

should have

Sorry

*wudv

so true, UFC guys are radio cancer, they come in with ZERO energy and talk about their regiments.

Forrest Griffin was kind of funny, but that was a long time ago.

I thought Mary Jean was really entertaining but she was more like Bobo than an average pornstar.

Mary Jean's fine, she's more a friend of the show.

Actually a really good third mic. She keeps it fun, even when they get to topics like her rape.

Mary Jean is a good egg.

I kind of liked Asa's story about getting busted for licking asshole just because some jew producer decided to use the quick clip of it in the movie trailer.

Ok I added the jew part, but I still thought the story was worth listening to.

Let's not kid ourselves. He probably was a jew.

Yet you choose to kid yourself by adding "probably."

She was busted for licking asshole? Story/clip?

I'm sorry to say, this is the one thing Opie was right about.

I feel the same way but I also hate the vast majority of non comic guests. Who the fuck listens to a comedy show for the big interviews? When you look back on the greatest moments of O&A it's never, "Oh, how about that incredible interview they gave with that celebrity!". "Be more funny!".

everyone thinks they can be howard stern and have good interview with huge A-listers who rarely do interviews. jim and sam on the other hand have C listers on thinking A. that we care and B. that they can get something good out of the guest.

it's not Opie and Anthony, stop comparing it solely to O&A. I don't even care to hold it to the standard of being a comedy show, per say. it's an entertainment/pop culture show with a comedic take, and I'm fine with that.

Are you trying to say that having Hugh Jackman try a cronut live on the air wasn't compelling radio?

How many porn stars have they even had on the show? Two? I don't get why you bitches make such a big deal about it.

I bet it's that Opie character that books these hoes

And sure they're not a bag of jokes like vos, but I like the porn sluts. They get my little micro penis going.

Because they're entitled brats in trump's america. Everything should appeal to them and everything else is oppressing them somehow.

It sucks now, but wait until you see how hot she is on the E! show.

Wait till they get her to ride the Symbian! Tell 'em, Fred!

Hoo hoo

Let's get Ralph in here so we can pick apart all of her flaws with a laser pointer.

Someone needs a V8...

Most of them are the same "blah blah blah" But Asa isn't bad. She can actually hang out instead of just talk porn.

How dare you! Asa Akira was a great guest and she takes it up the butt. Show some respect sir.

Mellanie Monroe was a good egg though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pit8f-FJtxI&t

It was only good done right, listened to an old show the other day where two slits came in the chicks got off squirted big a in the face and they were gone. Either they do their whore deeds and leave or cry that's the only way to do it.

I enjoyed when O&A (and Jimmy....especially Jimmy) made the penthouse pet cry a few years ago. That chick thought she was above everyone, and Jimmy (and Danny) put her in her place.

No more pornstars and no political talk.

You didn't need to type the word literally.

exactly

Only way I listened to a porn star show was when Patrice was in. The way he debased, dismissed and humiliated those airheads was poetic.

Always hated when those vapid idiots were on.

yeah because he wasn't trying to fuck them so it was entertaining, but with jim and sam its like listening to you're friend try super hard to fuck a girl and you know they have no chance, and you have a GF at home so you have no interest.

caps lock makes you look foolish but young

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No more no more fucking porn stars posts. Fuck

Asa Akira is great.

The only one Ive ever heard be mildly interesting and/or funny(ish) was Lisa Ann. She's pretty smart and together, she was on some podcast recently (might have been Fitzsimmons) and I actually listened to the whole hour and was reasonably entertained.

Otherwise, yeah. They sure don't make good actors either, even if they tell you they've been taking acting lessons for a year. I found that out the hard way.

oh no, one thing in a 3 hour show you don't like. much easier to change everything on their end than for you to just not listen to the one segment. entitled cunt

oh no one post you don't like &c.

The show is funny. Get over it.

edit: like girls.

MAH TRANNIES!!!!

LOL. You still listen to the show.

JAM is perfect in every way bruh, never a dull moment

Adrian should have shot a live Cuban creampie in Akira then Jim could slurp it up for breakfast since he loves egg whites.

OR

Let's ask her questions... < BOO!

^ BOO!

Adrian can shoot a creampie in you too, don't be sad.

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You are never not a retard

Hopefully you get a remedial English class in soon, cause you're wrong.

I upvoted both of you because I like that red cross on controversial posts

I agree with u/racistpigeon , you are an idiot

http://imgur.com/a/sqOGN

i screencapped it because i knew that fucking retard would delete it after he got BTFO

/u/JeremyACrosby is a fuckin RETARD

Actually a really good third mic. She keeps it fun, even when they get to topics like her rape.