Question about Muscle Relaxer Shelf Life

4  2016-12-19 by BeakersRedBush

I was cleaning out a drawer and found an old Prescription from January of 2015. Is it Garbage?

39 comments

10  FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Fuck no, you think after two years it just turns off? Sure it'll depreciate some but what's the worst it could do? Just have a beer, it'll kick it up a few notches to balance out the shelf life.

Also, what a fucking square, "cleaning out drawers..." That's some fag shit, did ya put on a dress before you "organized the drawers?" HHHAAAMMMMBURRGERR!

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

I took two and I am on a steady diet of Coors Light tonight.... Better take another dose.

3  FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Dose? I did some extensive research and found this:

My girlfriend took about 20 flexerils before i could break down the door and get pills away from her... she was treated with in 20 min of injestion and was in hosp for 3 days before being released. She now seems like she had a mild stroke because she has severe short term memory loss and gets easily confused. She gets lost going to work (even with a GPS). She turns her car where there are no entrances to parking lots and keeps bouncing off curbs.. Her OD was about a week ago. Will these symptoms fade or has she done some permanent damage to her brain from slowing down the blood flow??

And she's a GIRL so... I'd say it's perfectly safe to go get yourself another case of beers after about 10. Even still your way under the 20 some weak whore took.

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

I got the pills back when a router tried to rip my thumb off. I got alot of pain pills but the muscle relaxers never did shit. So much blood. I have some pics somewhere. The first time in my life i passed out from pain

1  Mitchull 2016-12-19

Coors Light? You mean Colorado Kool Aid: https://youtu.be/u-HHvibbJTU

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Ahh yes sir.

1  philtheprince 2016-12-19

This is about Coors Banquet Beer, before the scourge known as "Light" spread itself across beerdome.

0  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Wait... a "square"? What exactly in the mother loving fuck is a square?

3  FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Y'know, a real "L7"

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

God Damn! Sam the sham and the Pharaohs!

1  Opesterino 2016-12-19

Wooly Bully ! Or what they call Opie's Breasts in a Wool Sweater.. Fawking cawk sucker

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-19

Turban Renewal !!!

7  eastriverdriveII 2016-12-19

no. use it and abuse it.

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Well I already did. But I was just trying to get ahead of potential side affects Like stomach cramps, anemia or black guys breaking into my medicine cabinet

1  ChippahhhTss 2016-12-19

No, it just gets weaker over time.

4  JeremyACrosby 2016-12-19

most pills are good for years, they're fine.

3  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Update: Muscle Relaxers suck balls just as I remember. Why else would there be spare pills in Wisconsin?

2  carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-19

Do you have a small pet? Crush one up, mix it with a little water and then use a funnel to pour the mixture into their asshole. Check on them in a half hour or so, if they are dead or really sleepy then the pills are fine.

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Hmmmm... This seems like advice I shouldnt take from a stranger.... But Im gonna go with it. My neighbor has a cat. His Monday might have just got better.

1  Nulltor 2016-12-19

Fantastic life pro tip

2  PassProtect15 2016-12-19

What kind?

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Skelaxin

5  mattirawks 2016-12-19

Chillin' out Maxing, Skelaxin all cool...

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

A couple of guys up to no good?

2  Mitchull 2016-12-19

Nah, just Skelaxin

1  jjoharanyc1 2016-12-19

Dassskelaxin an droolin.

1  PassProtect15 2016-12-19

Is it any good?

My buddy has taken somas before with booze and said he didn't notice much of anything.

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

No good if you have any kind of tolerance

1  Opesterino 2016-12-19

Need a few handfuls of somas to get the soma coma going

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-19

Skelaxin kinda suck. Now if they were Perc 10's...I'd be jumping up and down if I found a old script.

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2016-12-19

OC 30s or bust!

2  regis69 2016-12-19

If anything they would lose some effect, not have added side effects, and it would take way longer than 2 years for them to weaken much if at all.

2  sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-19

Theyre probably fine but muscle relaxers kinda suck

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Amen Brotha man. Only explanation why there is an outdated pill bottle in this house

1  Stud_beaner_69 2016-12-19

Only one way to find out

1  sexylarrytate 2016-12-19

Were you just cleaning out a drawer or were you specifically looking for drugs?

1  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

I do not have what I would call an addictive personality but there was some joy upon its discovery

1  anarchronism 2016-12-19

you're asking the right people

1  Opesterino 2016-12-19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9_TKayu9s

3  FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Dose? I did some extensive research and found this:

My girlfriend took about 20 flexerils before i could break down the door and get pills away from her... she was treated with in 20 min of injestion and was in hosp for 3 days before being released. She now seems like she had a mild stroke because she has severe short term memory loss and gets easily confused. She gets lost going to work (even with a GPS). She turns her car where there are no entrances to parking lots and keeps bouncing off curbs.. Her OD was about a week ago. Will these symptoms fade or has she done some permanent damage to her brain from slowing down the blood flow??

And she's a GIRL so... I'd say it's perfectly safe to go get yourself another case of beers after about 10. Even still your way under the 20 some weak whore took.

1  Mitchull 2016-12-19

Coors Light? You mean Colorado Kool Aid: https://youtu.be/u-HHvibbJTU

2  BeakersRedBush 2016-12-19

Amen Brotha man. Only explanation why there is an outdated pill bottle in this house

3  FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Y'know, a real "L7"