(CLIP -- 12/19) /u/TheScarletR calls into Jim and Sam to ask for advice "about someone at his job"

37  2016-12-19 by braunheiser

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Apologies for the meandering, I was kinda nervous

I hope you didn't accidentally doxx yourself.

I'm okay with the world knowing that I'm Matt and I alternate from NY to Colorado

And between male and female.

I hope the DEA knows it.

I would like to smash you for being a muttering, stuttering fuck but I'd do no better. Almost certainly worse. You should get your adenoids checked out though, you nasally fuck.

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You did fine cutie pie. How's the treatment plant?

Were you the guy that also called into Opie's show? Your voice sounds similar.

No I've never got through on Opie's show

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Wow, you sound like a bigger loser than I thought you were.

Why are you so mean to me, man?

He's jealous you talked to Denny.

I can't even blame him tbh

He's a mean old queen who hates everything Sam.

I think you're just swell.

Phone number song faggot. Never talk to a super star like that again.

Superstar is one word, not two; dumb cunt.

I'm glad you agree he's a super star.

Ok, I think I can see your plan to redeem yourself.

Good luck.

Don't fuck it up, Brian.

Hes got me on his side

Yeah but you're easy. It's why I like you. You're my super star.

;)

Is that THE brian from Brian on the Brink world class podcast soon to be nbc sitcom?

That's right Ian, it is. He's just swell.

All this real name shit is freaking me out.

Is that a fact, John?

Shut up Ben

Make me, Danny.

You got it, cumrag

Not necessarily. He could just be saying that he thinks this particular star is super.

Are you cranky because no one's filled your little bot bot for a while? Come over to Uncle Paul and urrrrrrl up this sausage link then x

Sam added absolutely nothing to the conversation yet spoke the loudest and most often.

This being the norm for him, no one should be surprised. He is slowly becoming Tits.

I was just thinking that.

On Friday Sam was running the stupid shoe bit into the ground and Jim chimed in with "you can find the answer as thisbotsucks.com". You can hear Sam doing the Opie "keep laughing till everyone else has stopped" laugh.

Ha. Ha. Ha.... ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

He's acting like his button pushing is so hard.

This is why Jim sat in the control chair and brought in Denny. It was a subtle message to Sam that he is easily replaced.

Sam was acting totally threatened.

He acts like he's still doing his own show without a co-host and needs to talk non stop.

Matt? What are you? Laying under a door or sumthin' ?

tss yeah wait let's all wipe our feet on him or sumthin'

Matt? Tssss what is he dull paint er sumpthin?

Take us out ya fat cokksuckka.

Jim has turned into a stuttering stammering ass. What the fuck was that shit at 0:50?

This was a well executed call. Love how Jimmy fed into where you were going.

Pretty good. Didn't even catch what that was about until I saw this post.

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Funny how Opie has taken the high road, yet Jim and Sam continue to take subtle shots. Maybe Jim and Sam should worry more about creating a entertaining show.

The high road, what is this some pot talk?

POT TALK MONDAY

WEED LOLZ!!

You're in the wrong sub if that's your pleasure, young fella.

Hi Opester, how are the gals (your big floppy tits I mean GEDDIT?)

Keep your head on a swivel, keep your head on a swivel, keep your head on a swivel

A cyclist being a hateable douchebag? Man am I shocked...

I was just thinking that.

On Friday Sam was running the stupid shoe bit into the ground and Jim chimed in with "you can find the answer as thisbotsucks.com". You can hear Sam doing the Opie "keep laughing till everyone else has stopped" laugh.

Ha. Ha. Ha.... ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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