Im sorry to get too serious here, but a common comment on chicks is that "I'd eat her ass until...", both on the internet and in real life, but how many people really would? Good ol' missionary/doggy sex wouldnt be enough? The thought of licking the inside of an asshole, no matter who it is, kind of makes me want to puke. Am I gay?
If my female counterpart has a low enough self esteem to sleep with me then she's inherently too depressed to make eye contact. And as far as Flutesy? No exaggeration whatsoever, that is how long I would stick my head in her ass, I just hope Ant hasn't hit that. Mudsharking makes me sick to my stomach.
Does male shit taste better? I just cant imagine eating shit, it really tastes good? Better than just fucking or going down? Do you have a tiny ass dick? Thats just so weird to me
What does dick size have to do with eating ass? There's no shit on there you fag, it' actually cleaner than the cunt which constantly emits a battery acid/tuna ooze.
Well I usually know that they like it, but licking their asshole is definitely not my go to, and it's just hard for me to tell if it's really what people would like to do the most or just something they say to sound cool
The point of people saying that is that it is something that they do not want to do. If they said, I would let her give me a blow job it is not really a testament to her beauty. Conversely, I would drink milk from her ass or I would eat the corn out of her shit would have a higher bar of required beauty. Now that I think of it, it is very similar to the ad campaign, "I would walk a mile for a Camel".
Stream of consciousness rambling, but another way to look at this is by looking to the proclaimers. I would walk 500 miles to be with you is a song about saying how amazing the woman is. If it was I would walk 500 feet, the song is much less impactful.
Does anyone have the full video of this, which I'm sure would show some more of her bare stomach, so I can finally put to rest the question of whether or not I'd throw a shot into this cunt?
49 comments
24 fish_flower 2016-12-19
it's a fantastic ass but I don't know what is putting me off
maybe the connection to TACS?
21 Guinness525 2016-12-19
That's right, Flutesy. Show off your best features and leave out your worst (e.g. the Jew nose).
16 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19
http://m.imgur.com/otDBZA3
It's not that bad?
1 99ovr 2016-12-19
Real?
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19
Well, it's before she had the surgery but yes, it's real.
1 Anarox 2016-12-19
This is fake news
15 [deleted] 2016-12-19
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2 Cold-in-the-D 2016-12-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbk0S48YZMc
12 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
I'd eat her shit
9 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-19
I'd eat her ass until my tongue went numb.
11 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-19
Im sorry to get too serious here, but a common comment on chicks is that "I'd eat her ass until...", both on the internet and in real life, but how many people really would? Good ol' missionary/doggy sex wouldnt be enough? The thought of licking the inside of an asshole, no matter who it is, kind of makes me want to puke. Am I gay?
31 1073WAAF 2016-12-19
Eating girls buttholes is awesome.
11 [deleted] 2016-12-19
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27 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
I knew you were a fag from day 1
5 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19
Well his user name doesn't leave much to the imagination.
1 Anarox 2016-12-19
Jesus christ it really doesn't, just noticed that shit
17 TheHarpoons 2016-12-19
I did it a couple times. I got a cough and a sore throat the next day
26 K1bbler 2016-12-19
Next time tell your boyfriend to shower first.
3 PeeSoup3030 2016-12-19
I did it before as well and all she got was herpes on her asshole
13 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-19
If my female counterpart has a low enough self esteem to sleep with me then she's inherently too depressed to make eye contact. And as far as Flutesy? No exaggeration whatsoever, that is how long I would stick my head in her ass, I just hope Ant hasn't hit that. Mudsharking makes me sick to my stomach.
3 PeeSoup3030 2016-12-19
She fucks dudes from Trinidad. Her cunt probably looks like a movie monster mouth cast by now
8 fish_flower 2016-12-19
I'm with you dog
I eat the puss from the back but licking shit? no thanks
7 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
Eating ass is my favorite thing ever
10 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19
How is your mother these days?
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-19
Does male shit taste better? I just cant imagine eating shit, it really tastes good? Better than just fucking or going down? Do you have a tiny ass dick? Thats just so weird to me
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
What does dick size have to do with eating ass? There's no shit on there you fag, it' actually cleaner than the cunt which constantly emits a battery acid/tuna ooze.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-19
You don't like vaginas? And you'd rather lick lick an asshole than just fuck? I personally can't see why but hey if that floats your boat
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
I love it all, I like all of the female body but especially the ass. Part of it is how much girls enjoy it (you'll never know)
Based on how you talk the 1 or 2 girls you fucked must have left very disappointed.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-19
Well I usually know that they like it, but licking their asshole is definitely not my go to, and it's just hard for me to tell if it's really what people would like to do the most or just something they say to sound cool
0 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-19
I genuinely love it and have friends who feel the same way. You're like girls who don't like sucking dick, god you must be awful in bed.
3 Opprobriousness 2016-12-19
Try it, you'll like it.
3 ARealBlueFalcon 2016-12-19
The point of people saying that is that it is something that they do not want to do. If they said, I would let her give me a blow job it is not really a testament to her beauty. Conversely, I would drink milk from her ass or I would eat the corn out of her shit would have a higher bar of required beauty. Now that I think of it, it is very similar to the ad campaign, "I would walk a mile for a Camel".
Stream of consciousness rambling, but another way to look at this is by looking to the proclaimers. I would walk 500 miles to be with you is a song about saying how amazing the woman is. If it was I would walk 500 feet, the song is much less impactful.
2 oskimon 2016-12-19
Yeah, that's pretty gay.
6 packitchofsositch 2016-12-19
Does anyone have the full video of this, which I'm sure would show some more of her bare stomach, so I can finally put to rest the question of whether or not I'd throw a shot into this cunt?
11 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-19
jesus christ she's got the face of franklin the turtle
5 Kloster 2016-12-19
that nose
18 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19
YOU'DALLBEDEADNOWIFITWASNTFORMYSONDAVID
3 Monospector 2016-12-19
(((That nose)))
6 Lish_fips89 2016-12-19
Those hips need a good grabbin'.
3 [deleted] 2016-12-19
Inserting the obligatory Seinfeld reference.
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-19
Even more than her ass, I like the shape of her calves.
2 T2Tall 2016-12-19
In high school they called her calves mcgillicutty
3 kevin121312 2016-12-19
Ant probably thinks that her ass is disgusting.
Looks amazing to me.
3 joomommyhappy 2016-12-19
that's a "will never have to pay for a drink or a meal in her life" ass
she should learn to walk backwards
1 jokopolis 2016-12-19
Yum
1 joeybeans12 2016-12-19
You people have seen an actual woman before, right?
0 pleasehelpkpopme 2016-12-19
Looks like a japanese anime titty mouse pad. Flat board with 2 sacks of gelatin sloppily attached to it.
And if shes a mudshark that docks her even more points. 3/10 ass
2 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-19
that's selling some of those j-list mousepads short, there are some impressive models!
1 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-19
While we're splitting hairs, I think the distance from the top of her hips to the bottom of her buttcheeks is maybe 3" too long.
-1 peckaface 2016-12-19
That is a nice turd cutter. Its too bad her face looks like shit too.
-4 chippersan 2016-12-19
did you guys know that girls don't poop?