r/opieandanthony: Sam Roberts on WWE Kickoff Show..

Sam Roberts on WWE Kickoff Show..

38 2016-12-19 by SlimWiggins

I just turned on the WWE RoadBlock Kickoff Show.. my wife (who has no clue who Sam Roberts is) immediately said "who is this guy and why does he look so weird?".. I told her that he is a "radio host".. she then said "no wonder he is on radio, he looks like a freak".

42 comments

45 CompoundMediaPR 2016-12-19

Smart wife. Post her tits.

14 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-19

Fuck that....Post her prolapsed asshole

17 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-19

Done.

https://i.imgur.com/bQOA7PT.jpg

5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-19

Well, that's an asshole I guess

1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-19

/u/spinuch

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-19

Mods! NSFW tag please!

6 icecap 2016-12-19

this guy watches WWE

just google 'juggalos' if you want to see some shitty fat tits

2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-19

Faggy 2 Dope & Silent Gay on the beat: how the fuck do magnets work and why does my kid look like me?

15 ShetUp 2016-12-19

She's so smart and super funny.

8 RahnBayngtin 2016-12-19

Yeah, but is she brave?

8 PepsiMax420 2016-12-19

She is overweight, I think it's the same thing

12 FrunkisOA 2016-12-19

Just you and your old lady sitting around watching some wrastlin' huh? You move up to that double wide yet?

10 PsychoticPixel 2016-12-19

Is your wife single?

8 3stepsbackward 2016-12-19

If Sam was smart, he'd make a fuckload of Bam Margera references right now. Or pull out his mutilated cock.

8 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-19

Sam Roberts has weasel DNA

5 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-19

Who cares? Sam and wrestling are both shit.

15 HolyRomanEmperor 2016-12-19

Hot take.

5 Low_Hanging_Fruit 2016-12-19

I tried to express happiness for Samuel in the wrestling subreddit but those kids don't get it. I'm genuinely happy he's getting some of Vince's money

0 ChemPrincess 2016-12-19

Same. Most people on SC and no one I'm watching it with knew who he was. Then I started making O and A references and exposed myself as one of you goofs.

1 HotRock5 2016-12-19

On behalf of r/SquaredCircle, I apologize for the ignorance.

I guess there's only a handful of us who know what workrate is and that Sam is undoubtedly the illegitimate descendant of Thomas Jefferson.

4 PaintedPicture 2016-12-19

He looks like the human form of a hotdog in sausage party

3 Deaf_Mute 2016-12-19

He is a bizarre looking half negro twink

3 throwawawyy2 2016-12-19

I wanna throw a lit match at that primates face just to see him freak out

2 dave72988 2016-12-19

That's funny. My dad asked me who the nerd was on TV and I immediately knew he was talking about Sam Roberts without even looking

1 revt1 2016-12-19

My super-SJW buddy blurted out "Who's the faggot mullato?" and I knew - without ever needing to look - that Sammy Branmuffins was on.

2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-19

His fucked up Rocky Dennis face is SO massive.

2 Dannyprecise 2016-12-19

Watches wrestling and has a wife. Is this fiction?

2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-19

Wresting is for kids, retards and guys who pretend they aren't faggots.

1 Colin_Bowell 2016-12-19

I don't know how any man who is over 25 years old and still obsessed with pro wresting can have a wife. Not bashing the OP, but I am making fun of Sam.

3 kevin121312 2016-12-19

25? I don't know anyone who is over the age of 11 who likes wrestling, but there are a lot, i guess.

3 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-19

I know lots of people and they look exactly like you'd think they would.

1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-19

Can you explain why you were talking to bunch of 11 years old

5 dxking92 2016-12-19

suuuuure. he was just babysittin. teachin em some wrasslin moves, covered in hot earl...

1 LIGHTA-FLUID 2016-12-19

I'll fuck your missus but I'm not letting you suck me off.

6 _snoop_ 2016-12-19

Just close your eyes. A mouth is a mouth.