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I sucked a fag's dick once. I thought he was a regular straight guy but he turned out gay as shit. You can never tell these days. That's just the times we live in.

you always check for tits. No tits no blowjob fella. Thats my rule, but what do I know, I am just a regular Joe, container of coffee, construction work, pack myself a lunch, buttplug, watch some telly and sleep in early.

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Nah anybody can strap a set of tits now a days, you gotta suck that dick either way. But what do I know I'm just a regular joe Rogan, container of alpha brain, Fanny pack, make my own DMT, dildo, watch some gay porn and sleep in late.

This one time I fucked 6 men for 20 years

Mr.Mack touched my penis

Remember the day we spilled the paint.

Docked with another man.

I-I fucked my brother once awlroit!

I regularly go to gay clubs for the attention, free drinks, etc. They feel me up and shit, but I never go any further than that.

I thought about joining the proud boys once.

Me and another dude double teamed a girl once. And the other dude's dick was really small.

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With a human?

Out of curiosity, I bought a too-large dildo and for days afterward, tried to get it in my ass. I couldn't and eventually threw it out.

Hopefully you thought about the environment and put it in the recycling bin

It was roughly the circumference of a paper towel tube. I don't know why I thought I could handle it, being an ass-virgin at the time.

Be English

I came over to fuck your mom once but she wasn't home, getting radiation therapy or some shit, so I fucked your brother instead. Tell that nigga I said what up fam.

I've had a number of homosexual encounters throughout my life, but the gayest thing I've ever done was become a vegetarian for a number of years and made sure everyone knew it.

Its loving yourself gay?

That depends on whether or not you make eye contact with yourself.

I can't.

tried to fingerpop my asshole while very drunk

I blew a boy wearing a budwieser bathing suit

Be friends with yall

Let a 6 ft tall tranny put 9 inches in my butt raw.

Gay and irresponsible.

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Sometimes I wear an aneros or a Buttplug while going shopping. When home I jerk off with them still in my ass.

Fucked over 20 guys

Being an OP.

i was Lon Chaneys lover

Read this thread

I have long hair, sometimes wear skinny jeans and I still won't even let a "girl" put a finger in my ass. Am I the faggot or are you? Speculate

Fair enough