The wife is away guys!!!

1  2016-12-17 by tortoiseboy52

8 comments

Is your boyfriend coming over...

you hear what I said T? He said his wife's away.. I said "is your boyfriend coming over"

Jesus. Imagine how many pulled muscles happened in that crowd of 40-somethings trying mosh.

i know this sub's quality has been dropping for a while now but this is on another level

Carlin wasn't funny? Listen to his shit from FM&AM to Jammin in New York. He didn't start getting overly preachy until the 2000s which was 30 years after his first album and he was still better than 90% of comedians out there. If Carlin isn't funny, who is?

How about more Pizza man stories and less dad-gone-not-really-wild shit.

My family would take turns stabbing me if they caught me enjoying this. And rightfully so.

Kinda like when Lynsi is out, but minus friends and watching documentaries shirtless, with a bowl of blueberries.

A bowl full ah standalone fruit or sumptin'..tsss