Jimmy is a 50 year old weirdo who thinks his entirely male audience will want to see his body the same way they do with instagram thirst trap college aged skanks
You gotta give it to him for keeping the weight off during middle age.
No homo but I would love to spray Pam all over him then use him as a Slip and Slide.
68 comments
47 TheDarkFezRises 2016-12-17
Hey Kelsey, take a picture of me for a funny joke.
11 chrissurra 2016-12-17
Thats the only funny joke she has.
5 Lish_fips89 2016-12-17
Have you heard the one where she says she's a comedian?
1 BullsLawDan 2016-12-17
Who's Kelsey
40 tefillinDon 2016-12-17
unfinished clone
19 beecostume 2016-12-17
shell-less turtle
18 russelldalrymple 2016-12-17
He's a Westworld reject.
12 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-12-17
It looks like two different slugs fucking
1 blackirishlad 2016-12-17
cryotherapy jimmy
27 [deleted] 2016-12-17
He is a hairless eel isn't he?
12 Aemon12 2016-12-17
He either has a hormone problem or he waxes.
6 TakeMeXenu 2016-12-17
He shaves his entire body or pays a Korean woman to wax him from head to toe.
Very common in the gay community to be completely hairless.
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-12-17
They weren't able to get to body hair when they were cloning him.
-3 TheScarletR 2016-12-17
His hair is so whispy, just touch his arm
[Touches arm] "ahhaaheehoo tee hee"
I deserve the downvotes for calling back to such a weak bit
27 Kurt_Love 2016-12-17
He won't admit it, but he really thinks his body looks amazing now. He can't stop doing naked promo shots.
8 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-17
And he really thinks his creepy smile is sincere
3 DaveNone 2016-12-17
I'd fuck him.
If he gave me some Chip Chipperson cartoon money.
2 holodog 2016-12-17
I'd do it if he stayed in character as Chip.
1 DaveNone 2016-12-17
I don't know. I think the chip voice would put me off. Telling me to fuck him with my big peckah or something.
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6 Kurt_Love 2016-12-17
He dedicates his life to eating shitty health snacks and has the entire day to work out but is still 110 lbs with zero definition and breasts.
3 anarchronism 2016-12-17
hi jim
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-17
He even asked epix to shop out his man tits on his wacky special poster
17 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-12-17
He looks like an escaped human test subject
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-17
He looks like eleven
9 MonsteRain 2016-12-17
shuuuure
13 TacoTrots 2016-12-17
To the left of the frame, a dude with breast implants is getting his cock ready for browneye.
10 Bandits82 2016-12-17
He's literally a middle aged man whose had multiple penises in his little mouthy.
9 truthie 2016-12-17
A decade of hitting the gym and not a hint of muscle.
7 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2016-12-17
This is Jim's depiction of how Anthony's body will be found, as a grave warning to his self-destructive buddy.
9 3stepsbackward 2016-12-17
Ironically, Anthony is the one that took the picture.
7 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-17
Tss yeah why not steelically or sumpthin?
2 MiniChipper 2016-12-17
Tss yeah like iron will rust and stuff tss
7 AntsCamera 2016-12-17
Nice fuck pillow faggot.
7 Navsies 2016-12-17
That ass tho!
6 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-17
But Opie is the odd one.
6 TheGreaterTool 2016-12-17
Jimmy is a 50 year old weirdo who thinks his entirely male audience will want to see his body the same way they do with instagram thirst trap college aged skanks
5 Spekk10 2016-12-17
Doing his famous Bill Clinton impression again
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5 spicysandwich80 2016-12-17
that pillow looks comfy as fuck, and it's at least four feet tall to fit the length of jim's body. whatsit called?
16 hoohootellemkeith 2016-12-17
The Invertebro - for the spineless single fella.
5 MedicatedHead 2016-12-17
He bought that furniture so guys can fuck him on it.
3 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-17
Who's the guy in the blue bag?
9 oskimon 2016-12-17
It's Tobias, he just blue himself
1 PaintedPicture 2016-12-17
Jimmy is fucking a fat smurf
2 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-17
Did Big Amy get the part in the new "Smurf" movie?
0 PaintedPicture 2016-12-17
You win. Hilarious
3 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-17
he looks like a veal.
3 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-12-17
He became a twink and wants to get fucked.
3 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-17
Jim can't die of AIDS soon enough.
3 PrisonOfGlass 2016-12-17
What an oddly shaped head. Great ass, though.
2 blackirishlad 2016-12-17
He has a head that Giorgio Tsoukalos would point to as proof that ancient aliens existed.
2 puppy_action_team 2016-12-17
That girl that he obviously likes won't ever bang him.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-17
If I was doing 40 years or more in the joint, I might leave a candy bar on his pillow.
2 pray_to_pekka 2016-12-17
This is the kind of shit that goes on in NY
2 RichHeads 2016-12-17
You gotta give it to him for keeping the weight off during middle age. No homo but I would love to spray Pam all over him then use him as a Slip and Slide.
2 TacoTrots 2016-12-17
In the homosexual community, this is what's known as "presenting".
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-12-17
Ugh
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2 crookedmile 2016-12-17
He looks like Neo when he woke up in that pod. It's very unnerving....
1 soc224 2016-12-17
what is that thing?
10 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-17
that's Jim, silly goosie.
1 aprosbro 2016-12-17
Only if you plan on living to be 100
1 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-17
News Flash!! One day soon, everyone you motherfuckers will be too.
2 philtheprince 2016-12-17
I'll be what? Posing naked on a giant bean bag? I think if I were going to do that I would have gotten around to it by now.
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1 anaLog1989 2016-12-17
Look, a gelatinous blob appeared!
1 throwawawyy2 2016-12-17
Jim looks...oily
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1 Chuck_Chasem 2016-12-17
This picture is EXTREMELY exploitable...
1 Sike_Midtown 2016-12-17
Jim's looking tight and toned. Too bad goin' ta tha gym an' eatin' better turned his face into a monstrosity.
1 crookedmile 2016-12-17
Society hasn't told Norton that being funny can get you laid even with a mediocre physique.
1 SirWallaceII 2016-12-17
weird part is, that pillow is a normal-sized bed pillow, if you want scale.