This dude is a fucking slimeball. He hasn't posted the video of this yet. He has now said that he's not even going to release the audio to anyone but his monthly subscribers. Piece of shit move, I went back and checked and he's never done anything like this with his monthly subscriber shows, they're all just dumb rants and Q&A shows. When this video gets posted of Anthony Artie and Jim I'm sure it will surface around here. I know a guy who knows a guy
So I'd recommend not signing up for his dumb podcast just to be able to hear 3 people who will never be on it again. He's whoring out the names of people who are supposedly friends of his, Anthony Artie and Jimmy, just so he can walk around and collect $3 bucks from everyone who has no choice but to blindly subscribe to his podcast, people who have absolutely no interest in him and wouldn't care less if he was not even on the stage for this podcast, who are only interested in hearing Anthony Jim and Artie together, not interested in Joe Matarese.
At first he implied that he was going to release the audio for free as usual but supposedly he just wrote a note to his subscribers that "tell your friends if they want to hear it they have to sign up for the monthly subscription or they're shit out of luck".
Overall just a really sleazy move that only a lowly dirtbag swindler type of person would even think about doing, let alone actually go through with it and go so far as to hold out on his regular listeners and not even release the audio of the show on his regular podcast while keeping the video for subscribers only (which wouldn't be that big a deal). This dude finally gets the first guest booking where people actually recognize the names and would be interested in listening, and then he holds that shit over everyones head telling them to blindly pay him a monthly subscription, never having done anything like that with guests in the past, that's some greedy opportunistic scumbaggery, and I think that needs some fixing
Blobby Kelly is pulling the same shit with his yearly Christmas episode of YKWD. He puts out a shitty show for months and then when he brings back all of the regulars he puts it behind a paywall. That kind of thinking isn't going to gain you more subscribers it's going to make regular listeners tune out completely.
All of his fans and listeners aren't all monthly subscribers, so he's pretty much screwing all his regular non-subscriber listeners by holding out the audio version on them and forcing their subscription if they want to hear it (or see it, but making a video version premium only isn't that out of the ordinary). Not to mention teasing them with a "Recap" of it for free haha. What a guy
Have you read or listened to what his Subscribers Only shows are? If not, I checked to see if this was a normal thing, making some interviews/bigname people premium only but:
"I got in a fight with my wife, here's my rant"
"My wife found this part of my act offensive, here's my rant"
"Let me tell you about my morning routine"
"My wife got in a car accident, here's the story"
"Women blame their boyfriends/husbands for so many things but it's really their father's fault"
That's every subscribers only episode he's released
There has never once been an actual guest on his subscribers only show, all of his guests have been on the free show. But if you want to believe this is some type of timing issue or coincidence that the only recognizable big name big audience guests he's ever gotten magically end up being a premium only show that's all you
with the responsibility to subscribers, how could it be about that, it wouldn't make a difference for any subscriber if it was free or subscription only, they're going to be able to see it either way. It's Joe Matarese trying to turn Ant + Norton + Artie together, which is something people want to hear purely because of Ant + Norton + Artie, into a payday for Joe Matarese.
Joe is so fucking delusional, how could anybody be so stupid? No name comedian with a subscription podcast. Great way to make sure nobody will ever hear it
Joe is trying to make a Maron/Louie/Dice esque "exaggerated reality" type show about his life, where he plays "himself" and his kooky day to day life as a comic. Real original idea, dick bag. I watched 3 minutes of the first webisode and tapped out, it was completely boring derivative crap. Who thinks their fuckin lives are that interesting? "Oh, it's crazy! I have to go to a SHRINK!" WOOWWW, what a hook! Jesus I better tune in to see the humdrum life of a ham & egger comic like him, can't miss a minute of that!
I guarantee this fuck isn't getting more than $6 a month for premium crap. And $3 of that is probably from Artie because he feels bad for this hack.
Supposedly this guys been doing comedy forever but nobody knows who the fuck he is and no one listens to his podcast.
The only reason I know of this prick is because he got the first interview with Artie after his suicide attempt on his lame ass podcast. Since then, I haven't listened to his shit podcast, ever. I've heard him on ants show and he is god awful. He's painfully unfunny.
The only reason we're now talking about this unfunny cock is because he did a show recently with people we like. And now he pulls this shit?
Good job douchebag. What could've been a golden opportunity to gain a couple of new listeners turned into a shit load of people that don't even bother giving you the time of day now hating the fuck out of you.
It's all good though, we'll end up getting the audio for free on this sub. Braunheiser, I'm talking to you sir.
19 comments
28 braunheiser 2016-12-17
This dude is a fucking slimeball. He hasn't posted the video of this yet. He has now said that he's not even going to release the audio to anyone but his monthly subscribers. Piece of shit move, I went back and checked and he's never done anything like this with his monthly subscriber shows, they're all just dumb rants and Q&A shows. When this video gets posted of Anthony Artie and Jim I'm sure it will surface around here. I know a guy who knows a guy
So I'd recommend not signing up for his dumb podcast just to be able to hear 3 people who will never be on it again. He's whoring out the names of people who are supposedly friends of his, Anthony Artie and Jimmy, just so he can walk around and collect $3 bucks from everyone who has no choice but to blindly subscribe to his podcast, people who have absolutely no interest in him and wouldn't care less if he was not even on the stage for this podcast, who are only interested in hearing Anthony Jim and Artie together, not interested in Joe Matarese.
At first he implied that he was going to release the audio for free as usual but supposedly he just wrote a note to his subscribers that "tell your friends if they want to hear it they have to sign up for the monthly subscription or they're shit out of luck".
Overall just a really sleazy move that only a lowly dirtbag swindler type of person would even think about doing, let alone actually go through with it and go so far as to hold out on his regular listeners and not even release the audio of the show on his regular podcast while keeping the video for subscribers only (which wouldn't be that big a deal). This dude finally gets the first guest booking where people actually recognize the names and would be interested in listening, and then he holds that shit over everyones head telling them to blindly pay him a monthly subscription, never having done anything like that with guests in the past, that's some greedy opportunistic scumbaggery, and I think that needs some fixing
12 arrogantsquirrel 2016-12-17
Blobby Kelly is pulling the same shit with his yearly Christmas episode of YKWD. He puts out a shitty show for months and then when he brings back all of the regulars he puts it behind a paywall. That kind of thinking isn't going to gain you more subscribers it's going to make regular listeners tune out completely.
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-17
u/theprrattlesnake learned everything he knows about the buizz from Bobby
6 cakehornnigga 2016-12-17
Wow, thanks for the info. I should hope that we can get enough people here to harass him until he releases it. This guy is a real jerk!
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-17
It's a real Rick Ta Life move.
3 emerge_from_the_mist 2016-12-17
But we're Wise 2 Da Game
3 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-12-17
Sounds like the jerk store was all out of this guy am I right, kids?
-3 NumeroOtto 2016-12-17
lay off that shit its turning your brains to fucking mush
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-6 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-17
He has a responsibility to his fans. Not to people who will only listen once.
9 braunheiser 2016-12-17
All of his fans and listeners aren't all monthly subscribers, so he's pretty much screwing all his regular non-subscriber listeners by holding out the audio version on them and forcing their subscription if they want to hear it (or see it, but making a video version premium only isn't that out of the ordinary). Not to mention teasing them with a "Recap" of it for free haha. What a guy
-7 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-17
No he's not. He only puts out the Friday episode for free. If fans want more they only need to $3 a month to sub.
8 braunheiser 2016-12-17
Have you read or listened to what his Subscribers Only shows are? If not, I checked to see if this was a normal thing, making some interviews/bigname people premium only but:
"I got in a fight with my wife, here's my rant"
"My wife found this part of my act offensive, here's my rant"
"Let me tell you about my morning routine"
"My wife got in a car accident, here's the story"
"Women blame their boyfriends/husbands for so many things but it's really their father's fault"
That's every subscribers only episode he's released
There has never once been an actual guest on his subscribers only show, all of his guests have been on the free show. But if you want to believe this is some type of timing issue or coincidence that the only recognizable big name big audience guests he's ever gotten magically end up being a premium only show that's all you
with the responsibility to subscribers, how could it be about that, it wouldn't make a difference for any subscriber if it was free or subscription only, they're going to be able to see it either way. It's Joe Matarese trying to turn Ant + Norton + Artie together, which is something people want to hear purely because of Ant + Norton + Artie, into a payday for Joe Matarese.
10 YouFuckinBitch 2016-12-17
Joe is so fucking delusional, how could anybody be so stupid? No name comedian with a subscription podcast. Great way to make sure nobody will ever hear it
7 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-17
Joe is trying to make a Maron/Louie/Dice esque "exaggerated reality" type show about his life, where he plays "himself" and his kooky day to day life as a comic. Real original idea, dick bag. I watched 3 minutes of the first webisode and tapped out, it was completely boring derivative crap. Who thinks their fuckin lives are that interesting? "Oh, it's crazy! I have to go to a SHRINK!" WOOWWW, what a hook! Jesus I better tune in to see the humdrum life of a ham & egger comic like him, can't miss a minute of that!
3 Stud_beaner_69 2016-12-17
I guarantee this fuck isn't getting more than $6 a month for premium crap. And $3 of that is probably from Artie because he feels bad for this hack.
Supposedly this guys been doing comedy forever but nobody knows who the fuck he is and no one listens to his podcast.
The only reason I know of this prick is because he got the first interview with Artie after his suicide attempt on his lame ass podcast. Since then, I haven't listened to his shit podcast, ever. I've heard him on ants show and he is god awful. He's painfully unfunny.
The only reason we're now talking about this unfunny cock is because he did a show recently with people we like. And now he pulls this shit?
Good job douchebag. What could've been a golden opportunity to gain a couple of new listeners turned into a shit load of people that don't even bother giving you the time of day now hating the fuck out of you.
It's all good though, we'll end up getting the audio for free on this sub. Braunheiser, I'm talking to you sir.
2 kevin121312 2016-12-17
I do. But we're not that close.
2 SqwashSilver 2016-12-17
I would love to hear this but there is no way in hell im subscribing
1 John_Gulbunny 2016-12-17
10:25 Anthony is actually funny there
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